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Evil Count Erudite

@frozenpeas.bsky.social
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He/Him. Middle-aged white neurodivergent cishet Canadian male. Highly educated but forever lowering the bar.

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Pam Wishbow @pamwishbow.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Disrespectfully, I need anyone who has not looked for a job within the past year to shut up because shit has changed. Your advice and experience doing this in the past means nothing. You have not job hunted like people are job hunting right now, don’t give people false hope with your outdated ideas
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I wish we could get every American to read this Guardian article about how the tech billionaire elite are preparing to abandon the masses to slow, agonizing deaths and scheming how they will subjugate special forces, as they cling to power in the post-apocalypse: www.theguardian.com/news/2022/se...
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The super-rich ‘preppers’ planning to save themselves from the apocalypse
Tech billionaires are buying up luxurious bunkers to survive a societal collapse they helped create, but like everything they do, it has unintended consequences
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Evil Count Erudite @frozenpeas.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I cannot possibly express how much the world needs a comic film starring Billy Zane and Vincent D'Onofrio as brother villains competing both to be the (secondary character) hero's nemesis and the "favourite" son of their mother (Kathy Bates). Hard R rating, but mostly for language and shenanigans.
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Evil Count Erudite @frozenpeas.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
If your ad involves someone holding a lavalier microphone in their hand, I absolutely do not take that person seriously on any topic. I keep seeing it and I get the sense that it's supposed to be appealingly relatable, but... to whom? Is it one of those scammy weeding-out competent people things?
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Evil Count Erudite @frozenpeas.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Based on today's @effinbirds.com calendar page, I'm suddenly wondering if yesterday's typo was actually bait...
A pair of images from the Effin Birds calendar. The first reads "would you like to speak to the bird cartoon's manager" and the second "who's [sic] bright idea was this shit?"
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
It’s a great day friends
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
🐈‍⬛!
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👻Spooky Costanza-Chock @schock.cc · 08/04/2025
OK, a People's Bailout, a short thread. The oligarchs have a plan for how to exit the current economic collapse: with bailouts for the biggest banks, financial firms, and corporations. We need to develop plans for a People's Bailout. 1/x
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Evil Count Erudite @frozenpeas.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Let my achievement be hereby immortalized: I have completed The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Stopped buying consoles between SNES and Wii, so never played the original. Bought a DS years ago, but never put the time in that OoT needed until now. Loved it, but still prefer Link to the Past.
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I WILL SEE THE SUN SHINE ON A WORLD WITHOUT YOU IN IT AND IT WILL SHINE ALL THE MORE BEAUTIFUL
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Evil Count Erudite @frozenpeas.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Is there, like, some kind of head-trauma ritual social media managers need to go through ever April 1 to actually find this shit funny? I mean, I know that marketing people in general are usually pretty stupid and social media people doubly so, but April Fool's Day posts are a yearly low.
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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
The thing is, I'm not fundamentally anti-April Fool's, it's just that way too many people don't know the difference between a good-natured rib and just telling someone a very believable lie.
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Evil Count Erudite @frozenpeas.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
You ever just stop and remember that there was a time when Hollywood actually thought that Rob Schneider should have a movie career? (I mean other than his one-joke parts sucking the sweat off Adam Sandler's balls in Sandler movies)
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June! 🏳️‍⚧️ @towndarling.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario
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Evil Count Erudite @frozenpeas.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Look, I fucking hate Trump too, but Mark Carney is still a Stephen-Harper-lite business-and-banking dipshit whose primary concerns are economic and whose solution to economic turbulence is austerity at the cost of social support. The Liberals are better than the CPC, but they're still shit.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
If we speak of political realities as if they are immovable *they will remain immovable* and I think it's high time that we start speaking of possibilities more than impediments.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
The thing about chasing charging speeds on-par with gasoline refueling is that, as I've said zillions of times, day to day charging at home or work can be slow AF and you won't care (so for the love of god get more chargers at workplaces and apartments etc.) and also ffs you could just be patient
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Koffie Kobold - Gnollsome Adventures! @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Perpetual mood
A drawing of a haunted looking possum alongside the text I’m tired and my brain is soup
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Jim C. Hines @jimchines.com · 21/03/2025
I know I’ve featured this Indiana Jones scene on the Nazi Punch of the Day, but this version seemed particularly timely, given the ongoing attacks on education. #NaziPunching #NPotD
Meme of Indiana Jones punching a Nazi atop a tank. Text reads, “I came here to study the humanities and punch Nazis, and they just cut funding for the humanities.”
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✨Pʀɪɴᴄᴇss Kɪᴛᴛɪ🇮🇪✨ @princesskitti3.com · 20/03/2025
Honestly I'm pretty stuck for money right now if any help can go towards it it would be so welcomed and direly needed PayPal.me/shwkitti 310/1100 #mutualaid #helpsky
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Evil Count Erudite @frozenpeas.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Three dickhead college students from the social group inclined to buy a Cybertruck and a wealth bracket able to afford one died due to LOSING CONTROL SPEEDING THROUGH A RESIDENTIAL AREA WHILE DRUNK. What's the nightmare? That the fourth one survived?
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Evil Count Erudite @frozenpeas.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
While I'm glad to see Musk's empire fall any way it can, I'm more than a little annoyed at how many of the people replacing their Teslas are moving to gas cars instead of other EVs. Almost like it wasn't about (misguided) environmentalism in the first place.
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Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Joy-- soft-boiled or other-- is resistance to fascism
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Rachel Navarre @rnavarre.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
My brain literally cannot comprehend all of the bad stuff that just happened today so instead: scholastic book fair now has online wallets that you can use for your kiddos at the book fair- but also, you can donate to “share the fair” so others w/o can get books.
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Evil Count Erudite @frozenpeas.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Oh good! This classic movie should help take my mind off of the loathesome profiteers passively killing innocent people for their own profit! Oh... Oh no...
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Evil Count Erudite @frozenpeas.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
As someone with Irish blood, St. Patrick's Day is an important part of my heritage. As someone with German blood, a holiday celebrating the extermination and expulsion of religious and ethnic minorities from the homeland seems slightly fucking insane.
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Pyke Redrock @pykeredrock.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
THIS is what it means to exercise the Second Amendment. Government won’t protect your community? Strap up and make the Nazis afraid.
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Dr. Vaughn Joy @gvaughnjoy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Elon Musk is a medieval dickweed killing democracy but thankfully @alexwinter.com is still willing to fight for the future with the most triumphant philosophy of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989): Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes vaughnjoy.substack.com/p/youre-kill...
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You're Killing Democracy, You Medieval Dickweed
A Genre Approach to Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
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Evil Count Erudite @frozenpeas.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
[no cheating, post the last photo of your pet]
A tabby cat curled up and sleeping on the shoulder of a chubby guy.
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 14/03/2025
The Good Place Committee needs to be run out of their jobs, one by one, until none of them are left.
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
You know, one of the advantages of a history degree is you learn things like we used to tar and feather politicians in this country
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
when you say “duhh ai writing is good actually” you’re the yellow guy. this is u
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Pink Guy holds up a stack of paper and says: I’m a writer, could you read my manuscript?
Yellow Guy, walking dismissively out of shot: gross no

Panel 2: Robot moves into shot. A panel in its stomach is full of scraps of text.
Robot snatches manuscript from pink guy and says: Gimmie that

Panel 3: Robot stuffs manuscript into its mouth

Panel 4: Robot bends over and proceeds to shoot a sludge of disgusting paper mulch into Yellow Guy’s smiling open mouth
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Evil Count Erudite @frozenpeas.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The great thing about living in 2025 is that every single thing freakishly wrong with the world today was anticipated by experts in the Humanities over the last century every time we stepped cliser to it, but they were dismissed as apocalyptic loons and fools.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/03/2025
Merkley: "The best time to take on a tyrant is as early as possible. And this is the moment."
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Evil Count Erudite @frozenpeas.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
As an intense and devoted fan of Peter S. Beagle, I'm unsurprised that this is a work of utter genius--and that my heart has once again been broken by the master.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
yeh democrats aren't our friends or heroes they are obstacles to be bullied into submission
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Evil Count Erudite @frozenpeas.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
This is a blatant--and, frankly, bigoted--lie. The decades-long assault on healthcare from conservatives has left many, many Canadians destitute due to medical needs. Most vulnerable are the disabled, who usually have needs that are simultaneously niche and expensive. This is a global issue.
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Evil Count Erudite @frozenpeas.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The ultimate irony is that the fastest solution to the world's problems is for Canada to just surrender now. I promise you: give Canadians second amendment rights and no border checks between us and Washington and this shit is *solved* in less than a week.
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Evil Count Erudite @frozenpeas.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Holy motherforking shirtballs... Somehow, @kanopyofficial.bsky.social has done the impossible and is now streaming the absolutely genius Brendan Fraser movie "Still Breathing." I fell in love with it over two decades ago and although I have the DVD, it's been unavailable forever. Go watch it ASAP.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I honestly don’t hate the picture of all the Chicago cops protecting Tesla because showing a bunch of armed agents of the state openly enforcing Elons will is revealing the truth of our situation much more clearly than anything protestors could show
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
this might be terrible strategy in a country built on Protestant self-denial, but I really want someone out there loudly making the affirmative case that the country should not only spend but lose money. We are citizens, not investors.
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Evil Count Erudite @frozenpeas.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
As a Canadian, I want to make this VERY clear: If we were making fentanyl in secret labs, it would be THE goddamn BEST fentanyl you ever saw and these bumbling chucklefucks wouldn't have clue fucking one about it. If you're going to lie, at least lie plausibly.
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Calico Jack with a speech bubble
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Evil Count Erudite @frozenpeas.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
It is just, like, SO fucking weird watching an entire nation of people who didn't pay attention in social studies class realize, en masse, that society is the result of mutual consent and not this weird objective *thing* that exists regardless of whether its citizens support it or not.
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 23/02/2025
Good morning, friends.
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