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Kizzy Basilica Meow

@kizzymeow.bsky.social
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lucius getting so distressed by something that he runs down the hallway in total fight or flight, crashing into whoever was coming the other way. He collapses into a bewildered Izzy’s arms. As Lucius shakes and sobs into Izzy’s chest, Izzy feels a strange tug at his heart. Does he *like* this boy?
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’ve been awol again. Is there a recording of the recent conathonio q&a/event so that I may catch on my horny old manning?
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I have so many Jack fics with lots of pairings to choose from! There’s cjizzy, cjizzy/hornigold, jackedhands, jack/hornigold, even jack/pete. Take your pic. My most recent Jack fic is Uber driver Jack / political advisor Izzy. archiveofourown.org/works/67689191
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ed may have been the first one to fuck Izzy…. but Jack was the first one to make him squirt.
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Lucius sniffs out what’s going on and facilitates a conversation. It gets very awkward when Jack and Izzy immediately drop to the floor and start making slow, weepy love, holding each other’s faces and licking into each other’s mouths.
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Jack acting as sadistic dom as he thinks that’s what Izzy probably likes based on what he knows about Ed … vs Izzy who just wants soft love-making and care, but who’s so used to obeying Blackbeard that he doesn’t question it. #ofmdnsfw #IzzyHands
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Izzy and Jack taking turns to rim each other, and then make out about it. #ofmdnsfw #izzyhands
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
HAIRY SHOULDERS 🤤
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I’ve been a bit MIA with some personal stuff but gosh I missed y’all. Good to be back.
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three men are standing next to each other with one wearing a headband that says ' x '
Alt: Fang and Frenchie hugging Izzy and swaying.
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Ooh! Someone’s snuck into Izzy’s cabin to wake him up with a nice surprise. Who and what is it? #ofmd #izzyhands
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Ness the creature @invernesspirate.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
When you type heated ravelry instead of Rivalry
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a cartoon dog is sitting in a chair knitting
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting in a chair knitting
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This is so beautiful. Want to be in love with love and feel good about the world? Read this.
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Hey friends, can I ask for some love or kind words? I’m going through the horrors and feeling a bit disconnected. Tell me something you like about me?
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
What if Izzy Hands is battling ye olde undiagnosed endometriosis and adenomyosis, and he’s still several years off late-onset menopause? Have we done this yet?
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I’m curious, OFMD pairings/ships are you mainly reading on AO3 these days?
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Twas the geocities days where I would print out paper copies to read and share with friends. Mostly fic about pop singers.
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Frog @sweetteamotion.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I'm real bad about posting my #art, turns out. anyway if you haven't read @kizzymeow.bsky.social's incredible #OFMD fic Unknown Number yet, why haven't you???
digital illustration of Stede as a teacher, posting printed photos of stylized doors on a dry-erase board.digital painting of Ed and Izzy on a bridge in front of a sunset
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Oh Con. Never change.
Con on set of Dismantle The Sun. He is standing with his arms folded and all his weight on one foot while his leg is crossed over the other. Con at an industry event standing with all his weight on one foot while his leg is crossed awkwardly over the other.
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Thank you, friends. I wrote 1000 words on this today. Your encouragement means the world to me.
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Someone please make me finish writing this fic. I’ve left it so long that it’s hard to get back into. Tell me you want to hear about dragon Izzy.
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Recipe no. 2 was DIVINE! A fair bit of prep with this but so SO worth it. I used chicken breast and air frier it, and it was so tasty. Highly recommend.
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Creamy Coconut Peanut Noodles was a success! Dopamine win.
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The depression is bad but I’m trying out three brand new recipes this week which I’m excited about.
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Should I sign up for this…? The last time I did a reverse bang, I wrote Last Time Lover which is still one of my favourites.
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Quote with your crack fic! Stede trying to impress a virgin Izzy by doing silly magic tricks. It’s very short, stupid and sexy(?) archiveofourown.org/works/54509668
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Stizzy do a sex - KizzyMeowMeow - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Friends, I have recently discovered there are a few Taco Bells scattered around my country so I’m making a pilgrimage today. This feels Calico Jack core in a way I can’t explain. Time to #LiveMas.
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a man wearing a sombrero and a purple taco bell t-shirt
Alt: a man wearing a sombrero and a purple taco bell t-shirt is walking into a taco bell
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Modern AU Izzy singing Goodbye Yellow Brick Road at Hornigold at karaoke. Izzy’s angry-crying through the last chorus, his eyeliner running. Hornigold is unnervingly calm. Ed and Jack exchange a look.
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Becky🪼 @killerweasel.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Title: A Christmas Gift Fandom: #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath Characters: Izzy, Jack Pairings: Izzy/Jack Word Count: 100 Rating: NC-17 A/N: Modern AU Summary: Izzy gives Jack a gift. archiveofourown.org/works/76365806
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
👍 Like if you like Izzy Hands 👍
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I'm back on my bullshit: writing Cjizzy.
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
🚨RARE PAIR ALERT🚨 Keen for physics professor Izzy? Ever wanted to read Izzy with a cis woman? Feel like there's not enough Anne Bonney pov in fic? DO I HAVE THE FIC FOR YOU... archiveofourown.org/works/75572546
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
🚨Mixed Messages🚨 At long last, my Annie/Izzy 6k oneshot fic is ✨LIVE!✨ I've absolutely loved every minute of writing this one and I'm so excited to share it with you. Please let me know what you think! archiveofourown.org/works/75572546 #ofmd #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #israelhands #izzyhandsva
"Mixed Messages" by KizzyMeowMeow

Summary:
For decades, Annie kept her feelings for Izzy locked away. With Izzy newly single, the possibility of something more feels painfully close. But his confusing signals and obvious heartache leave her questioning whether it’s worth gambling their friendship.

Notes:
“It can’t be what I want it to / if all the signs are pointing away from you.” - Gems, The Past Is Just a Story We Tell Ourselves

“I think this is more than you're admitting to yourself.” - Spencer Sutherland, Too Many Friends
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
My laptop screen whenever I need to write about Izzy's o-face.
Media Player paused on the toe scene from s1e10 of OFMD where Izzy's face is contorted in pain and shock, his brow furrowed, eyes wide and mouth open. But hey, if you squint, it could be an orgasm, right? Right?
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
AU where Jack randomly shaves off his moustache (for charity?) and Izzy, who’s never given Jack a second glance is suddenly down SO BAD for a clean shaven or mildly stubbled Jack. Jack’s like “hm I’m thinking about not growing it back” and Izzy is twisting up in knots, rubbing his thighs together.
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Frog @sweetteamotion.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
It was my pleasure to provide #OFMD #art, along with Sam's stunning works, for this incredible #OFMDBB fic of Kizzy's! Besides the new works, you may even recognize a certain #putEdInThis art of mine I posted here before... And what may be my first finished Ed/Izzy fanart??
cropped fanart of a hand taping photographs of fancy doors to a dry-erase boarda crop of a fanart of stede as he appears in kizzymeow's fic: bright-eyed excitable English teacher talking about.... fancy doors (while thinking about the anonymous text messaging poet he has a growing crush on)
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
🚨Unknown Number🚨 Ed/Stede modern AU for #OFMDBigBang2025 with background Lu&Stede and Lu/Pete and a huge soft spot for my dearest love Izzy. Thank you @sweetteamotion.bsky.social and @samwtf.bsky.social for such incredible artwork! archiveofourown.org/works/73376266 #ofmd #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic
A summary of a fic on AO3
"Unknown Number" by KizzyMeowMeow

Summary:
Stede Bonnet is a recently divorced, mild-mannered English teacher with a passion for literature and a tendency to overthink. After relocating from Auckland to Wellington in search of a fresh start, he begins receiving anonymous text messages meant for someone’s long-lost love.

At first, he’s hesitant to reply, worried that reaching out might ruin the mystery and scare off the sender. But he eventually finds himself texting with Ed Teach, a brooding theatre technician whose presence turns Stede’s quiet new life upside down.

As their connection deepens, Stede finds himself rethinking everything: his love life, his career, and even his growing friendship with Lucius, a fellow teacher facing marital struggles of his own.
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Friends, I have something big coming on 11th Nov… #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Come now?
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
For @jaybirbbbb.bsky.social - Goldenboy, smoking. 🚬
It’s something only gentlemen do - cigars and cognac and all that frippery. A sign of wealth and taste, and precious leisure time the likes of Izzy can only dream of. Working men have a clay pipe and a twist of shag tobacco, and they consider themselves lucky. So when Izzy kicked open the chest in the captain’s quarters of the Ranger’s latest prize, he knew the contents were for Hornigold and no one else.

He finds himself standing before Hornigold’s excessively massive desk while the captain runs a cigar under his nose, savouring the aroma. The cigars look right between his fingers, Izzy thinks. Strong and substantial, just like Captain. Izzy has never been picked as Companion. Clever boys get rewards, Hornigold always says, and there’s no way a man with his cunning hasn’t noticed Izzy’s gaze roam the expanse of his broad chest. Ed and Jack get all dreamy-eyed when they talk about their turns; they say it’s like being eaten alive, whatever that means. Izzy darts a look at Hornigold’s mouth, the wet lips quirked in approval around the cigar as he pats his frock coat for his tinderbox. Perhaps Izzy isn’t the captain’s type. Too small a fish for a great marauding bear like him. Jack is tall and built like a brick wall, and Ed has those mouthwatering thighs of his. What has Izzy got but his obedience?
The crack of a match. The thrilling smell of gunpowder. The rumble of Hornigold’s voice brings Izzy back to his senses. “Do you know what this is, lad?”

“Fancy fags, sir.”

Hornigold chuckles, a stream of fragrant smoke coiling from his nostrils. His chest swells with the first inhalation; he’s a dragon of a man, voracious and sleek. “I do enjoy your poetic turns. These are good,” he says, and extends the cigar across the desk. “Very good. Take a puff.”

Izzy blinks. He’s never been asked to share the booty with a superior. He’s never dared entertain the possibility. He stares stupidly at the proffered cigar, and then up at Hornigold’s unreadable face. “Sir?”

“I assume you smoke. How else did you acquire that pretty little rasp in your voice? Like a kitten.”

The hard T in ‘kitten’ bares Hornigold’s incisors. Izzy blanches at the dubious compliment, and wonders if there’s any truth to Jack and Ed’s stories.
“On… on occasion, sir, yes. Thank you, sir.” The cigar is heavy between his fingers, too big, almost. He must look ridiculous, raising it to his lips like it might bite him. “Do I just…?”

Hornigold almost smiles. “Put it in your mouth, yes.”

Christ. Izzy hopes the smoke covers the blush tingling in his cheeks. He must hesitate, because—

“Take it, boy. You want it, don’t you?”

Ooh. Oh, okay. Izzy knows when he’s being given an order. The end of the cigar is wet with the captain’s saliva, and Izzy feels dizzy as he lets the rolled tobacco rest on his tongue, hot and heavy and all too intimate.

He wants it, alright.
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Getting an uberreats delivery receipt in my inbox the next morning is like opening my browser to see last night’s pron tabs inexplicably still open. I don’t need that kind of shame.
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Izzy straddles Ed, facing him, warming his cock like always. He doesn’t grind down or rock his hips, just sits patiently. Ed doesn’t thrust up into him or bounce him either, though Izzy does occasionally shift his weight, keeping himself wet. But today’s different. Today Ed’s asking for a divorce.
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Every time I see this, I think of the Secretary finger-thumb touch. You can’t tell me their wrists aren’t touching.
A still from the film Secretary showing two sets of hands flat on a desk. The woman’s pinky finger is hooked over the man’s thumb. Out of frame, the man is standing behind her, with her bent over the desk.
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I will not make cishet men responsible for my dopamine. I will not make cishet men responsible for my dopamine. I will not make cishet men responsible for my dopamine. I will not
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Me: (minding my own business) My brain: 🎶Shakira Shakira🎶
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Which ship: Two idiots texting back and forth over several months with cryptically flirtatious messages, both hoping the other one is actually flirting and this isn't just regular friendship banter while believing it's probably just in their head. #MutualPining #ofmd
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
🎃Happy (early) Halloween🎃 #Stizzy #OFMD #ofmdnsfw #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/72176656
Screenshot of "Happy Halloween" fic on AO3, including additional tags and stats. 

The summary reads: Alone at a Halloween party full of Ed's friends, Stede unexpectedly runs into Izzy Hands, his boyfriend's ex-husband. Disguised in a skeleton costume, Stede goes unrecognised as Izzy starts flirting with him, unaware of who's beneath the mask.
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Who’s in the mood for a #Stizzy Halloween treat? 👻💀❤️‍🔥 Coming tomorrow…
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I've been working on a cjizzy dragon au fic for a while now... I am so excited to share it soon...
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Writing the actual smut bit of the smut is so hard, y'all.
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Post-coital Stede rubbing Izzy’s nose in the wet patch on the mattress like a dog who’s pissed on the floor. Is this anything? #ofmd #ofmdnsfw #stizzy
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