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Jordan Cwang

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Likely to be eaten by a grue

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𝔅𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔒'𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔥𝔞𝔫 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 10h
Thought about this heater again.
if you fuck up a meal just call it Chicago style and serve it anyway
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this is what i'm talking about. you need to be paying attention to this, since it will change the video games industry very shortly. this reddit vid from 19 days ago (src: kent1146) shows steamos on an ayn thor, launching+playing BALL X PIT w no problems. you can get a compatible thor for ~$350.
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The 1e AD&D books were loaded with comics. I'm unsure if a "serious" RPG could get away with that today. Paranoia, sure. It's a silly RPG. But I bet if a new D&D came out tomorrow with joke comics sprinkled throughout, people would outrage at it sending the "wrong message" and not being serious.
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Common Side Effects" Season 2 is coming on January 24th 💊
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An Empty Paper Bag @joeygeko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ben Sisko explaining to some lady why he lives on bajor
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Josh Trujillo 🏳️‍🌈 @losthiskeysman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thinking of the master as NYCC begins. Have fun, everyone!
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
whoa. plot twist for the very nature of your existence
cover of TURNED GAY BY THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD THAT I MAY ACTUALLY BE A CHARACTER IN A CHUCK TINGLE BOOK featuring handsome shirtless buckaroo on the right and on the left is a swirling galaxy with a smiling face on it
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nicole🎃🕸️ @renaryuugu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 06/10/2026
Dungeons & Dragons, Duel Masters, and Magic: The Gathering teams unionize at Hasbro aftermath.site/magic-the-gath...
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Shaf a.k.a ThatMillGuy @thatmillguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Back with some paper Pauper recorded at Commandfest Toronto with a fan of the channel! Y'all wanna record games with me at cons in the future? 👀👀 youtu.be/WWd2tSvP2K0?...
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Pauper Elves vs Dredge
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Perrins
Perrin, Sarek's wife. Perrin, Mothma's husband
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Jordan Cwang @frojoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You do have to end every session with this though www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JZo...
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The Notorious B.I.G. - Juicy (Official Video) [4K]
YouTube video by The Notorious B.I.G.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
moby dick the sperm whale with a speech bubble
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is Fine.
Larry Fine, the C-3P0 of The Three Stooges
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Jordan Cwang @frojoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Collin's Updog Question
Alt: Fucking Collin Robinson's Updog Question
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
One of my favorite arcs in the Venture Bros is the slow revelation that Dr. Jonas Venture Sr. was not just a terrible parent, but a truly reprehensible human being.
Jonas as Rusty remembered him in Season 1, towering over him like a child and reaching a hand out to help him up.Jonas in Season 7, blackmailing his "friend" Don into murdering supervillains as The Blue Morpho.
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hby's stuff @hby.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
#pixelart #silksong
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026
Making healthier choices

[Double-patty hamburger]
580 Cal

[Sniper rifle]
50 Cal
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Putting fake signs on empty stores. Lol
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An unlikely collaboration between Charles Schulz and John Romita, source unknown. Photo taken at the Society of Illustrator’s The Art of Spider-Man exhibit
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/04/2026
illustration in a science textbook: "Figure 8: Two moles per litre"

2 moles in a cylindrical beaker, looking perplexed.
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 22/09/2026
THICK THIGHS END LIVES
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Morty! Morty. I’m Alan Cumming, Morty. I’ve got a [BELCH] sparkly kilt and everything.”
The Traitors promo image where Alan Cumming is wearing a Statue of Liberty style crown, the spikes of which resemble the hairdo of Rick, the character from Rick and Morty
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Ben (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The problem with a Warhammer show is you know they'll take it seriously when it should be Drunk History just trying to explain the lore
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 16/09/2026
TIL Weird Al isn’t Jewish. I… I just assumed
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Illusion of free choice meme with Joel Robinson and Ryland Grace
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Moo-clops.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls.
A small machine, the front resembles a smiling face, and its back reflected in the mirror behind it resembles a horrified face.
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✰ @erikforrestjackson.com · 10/09/2026
“Everyone say ‘nightmares’!”
Family at literal mouth of terrifying funhouse
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Yam @yambam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#TerribleComicTuesday #yamart
A pokemon comic labeled "rare ditto variants." There are 3 different ditto. One is BIG FACE. The next is low boy, who has a low face. Then there's Smooth Texas, the leader of the group.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This was a fun out-of-the-blue project. :)
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Jordan Cwang @frojoe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think Bill and Julian are carrying this group.
Julian Bashir and QuarkMarge Simpson vs the Dryer Bill Dautrive at full power Stoner Yoshi
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/08/2026
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FACE/OFF (1997, Dir. John Woo)
Quark and Odo prosthetics from DS9
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Googly Eyes On Magic Cards @magicgooglyeyes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Notably, larger than a grizzly bear. #LittleBear #mtg #MagicTheGathering #MTGxHobbit
Little Bear
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Jimothy at Dragon Con ATL! #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Re: Brubaker, Ellis, etc. Good work is good work. I don't feel duped for having bought and enjoyed good stories. HOWEVER, good work is not unique. And let it be known that producing good work does not allow for bad behavior. It is also not a shield that will prevent someone from kicking your ass.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Jasper holding a paddle standing in front of a Springfield elementary school class.
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JosephScrimshaw @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Finally, it is once again Baby Dracula Mandarin season. My favorite product that was created by a Mad-Lib.
A package of mandarin oranges with a weird baby Dracula on it. The text reads: Dracula, baby mandarins. Easy to peel
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Gory Battlefield @garybutterfield.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We cannot have good things. A triad spinoff was pitched but shot down
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
don draper pitch meme
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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