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Chris Thompson

@drchristhompson.bsky.social
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Socialist game developer in Los Angeles. Flipper of tables and crafter of artful profanity. Viewpoints are my own. Punctuation atrocious by design; hyphens and em dashes are used interchangeably, and semicolons are just commas with jaunty hats. No regerts.

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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Weezer sucks without Matt Sharpe."
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just caught an attack ad against @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social saying she "didn't show up" for a bunch of council votes. Coming from a mayor who's under fire for not even being in the country during the fires, that's some Trumpian-level hypocrisy.
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So here's the thing about the kind of narcissist Trump is: if he's saying "Iran" could do this, it means he's thinking about doing it himself. And, like an animal in a trap, he's getting more and more panicked and desperate as November 3rd approaches. He is just sick enough to try.
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 02/10/2026
Turns out every accusation is a confession. Anyway vote Nithya 2026 for a mayor who doesn’t do petty bullshit like this
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Genuinely disappointed that I didn't find out about this affront to God and man alike until it was recalled.
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I haven't heard the Texas song, but before some Rolling Stone hack calls me a hipster or a poser or whatever, I can assure you my disdain for the musical sub-genre of "White People Glorifying Former Slave States" is well documented. TLDR: Fuck "Sweet Home Alabama".
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨? 🧵
Title Screen from the original NES version of The Legend of Zelda.
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jesus Christ, I didn't think I could hate Gavin Newsom more than I already did.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Trump Claims He Was Falling Man theonion.com/trump-claims-he-was-fa…
Trump Claims He Was Falling Man
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✎𓂃joanna maciel @joannamaciel.com · 09/09/2026
eu, quando estou numa orgia,
bjork dizendo "The minute I need to start pleasing five people, I won't please anyone. But if I only please myself, I might please ten people, you see."
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I swear it's like you people don't understand genetics... In the same way that the child of an elite athlete will likely grow up to be an athlete, the child of a billionaire is likely to grow up stealing shit from others to increase their already astronomical net worth
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If this is true, can we FOIA all their slop prompts across the entire administration? Preferably before 2028?
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social is out there doing work that we should all be paying attention to. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmHh...
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Why Gen Z Hates AI But Uses It The Most (ft. Bernie Sanders)
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dumped loser wins his girlfriend back by taking her to a pub.
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WussahTV @wussahtv.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The craziest thing about Lake America is that they still haven't released the epstein files.
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Homer Simpson Pleads in The Simpsons
ALT: Homer Simpson Pleads in The Simpsons
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
$2600 to fix my car's A/C, $1200 in co-pays/lab work to determine "We don't know why you're in constant abdominal pain, try eating more fiber and losing 20 lbs", and now the $600 laptop I just bought in APRIL is dead. No warranty, because I bought from "Amazon" instead of AMAZON. I hate this place.
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Don't forget: he wasn't a billionaire in 2016. He may not have even had more than $100M. That's why he wouldn't release his tax returns: he was broke. His brand was in decline, which is why he was trying so hard to get a new show at NBC. He was desperate.
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A version of the "Epic Handshake" meme, where the left arm reads "Aaron Sorkin", the right arm says "Hallmark Movies", and the middle says "Hot Single President".
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We need to call a moratorium on the phrase "let that sink in". It does nothing to strengthen your point, it just makes you sound like a condescending prick.
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 11/08/2026
Punishing Nithya Raman for running for against Karen Bass is ridiculous. Vote for @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social for Mayor in the November election to help make LA a better place to live.
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I mean, we all address the liberal bubble anytime we post on here, don't we?
Screenshot of "BlueSky CEO addresses liberal bubble" as a trending topic.
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Finger @fingerdrawings.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"What have I got in my pocket?" is not a riddle. Bilbo lost the game and Gollum was well within his rights to kill and eat him.
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Gollum Waiting Intently
ALT: Gollum Waiting Intently
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I truly cannot imagine Schumer reacting this way if Bernie Sanders threatened to leave. The Dems are only a "Big Tent" for right-wingers; they wouldn't piss on the Left if we were on fire. thehill.com/homenews/sen...
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Schumer urges Fetterman not to leave Senate Democratic caucus
Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer (N.Y.) on Wednesday urged Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) to stay in the Senate Democratic Conference and praised him as a “very good” member of Congress, despite…
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
When it first came out, I thought the episode that ends with Fry visiting his Mom in her dream was a bit maudlin. Then I lost my Mom in 2022. Now it hits me harder than the end of Jurassic Bark.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tfw mothra gave you power of attorney
Two besuited men, one with a mustache and one with glasses, looking sorta to the camera, and the one on the right with the glasses is kinda smiling and asking "Mothra gave you power of attorney?"
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
vOtE bLuE nO mAtTeR wHo!!!
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Trauma is reacting to events in the present based on painful experiences in the past. I got into a fight with a person on BlueSky tonight, and now I can't sleep because I think he's going to send me death threats or try to get me fired, like what happened with that Dickens tweet in 2022.
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wait a minute..."The Odyssey" is set in ancient Greece? I thought it was about one man's journey across Upstate New York as he transfers from Rensselaer Polytechnical Institute to Cornell University!
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Department of Class Solidarity @solidaritydept.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
How the wealthy gaslight their way into influencing public policy
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Sweet Dee Gets Deepfaked
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is all just a dry run for when Trump dies and gets locked in the Golden Throne like the Emperor from Warhammer 40k.
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
How much of a fucking coward do you have to be to be scared of this Muppet? RIP Jameson. Justice for Marie Marseille and her family. Defund LAPD.
Jameson, a 2-year old Bernadoodle dog, who was murdered by LAPD on June 13th, when 14 armed and violent thugs in badges were dispatched to Marie Marseille's home to perform a "wellness check".
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
National Democrats take note: if your campaign website doesn't list a plan for dismantling DHS and prosecuting ICE agents, I will not vote for you. I will not volunteer for you. I will not donate to your campaign. Ending ICE must be a priority to you. His name is Lorenzo Salgado Araujo.
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Department of Class Solidarity @solidaritydept.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Prediction markets are to casino what vaping is to cigarettes, plus a lot of insider trading
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Scott Jennings speaking to Mitch McConnell
A still from the opening scene from Ghostbusters (1984), where Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) speaks to a ghost in the New York Public Library.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
sorry egypt they only review VAR that far back if it's AGAINST Argentina. Fifa clause.
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I wish this had played out before my phone's autocorrect learned "Platner". It's gonna be real annoying to have conversations about peanuts now.
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If Trump really wanted to do Folarin Balogun a solid, maybe he should stop trying to revoke his citizenship.
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The Simpsons, because it hasn't been good since the 90s and Rupert Murdoch is to blame.
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A scene from the film The Untouchables with Sean Connery to the left of frame and Kevin Costner in the right. Sean Connery is labelled as Pope Leo XIV. He is saying, "They pull an apostasy, you pull an excommunication. That's the Chicago way!" If I had time, I would have Photoshopped a papal miter onto Connery's head, so if you want to go ahead and imagine that I had, that'd be awesome. Thanks!
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Welp, I guess there's no party then. :'(
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Can confirm, seeing this on my feed as well.
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I cringe every time someone in the World Cup refers to the US as "the red, white and blue". There are 10 countries in the tournament with red, white and blue flags: US France Netherlands Czechia Australia New Zealand Croatia South Korea (also some black) Cape Verde Norway
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Know what TV show actually wouldn’t get made today? The Twilight Zone. Half of these fuckin’ episodes are about fascism.
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It's okay, Tartan Army. We just gotta pull out a win against...(checks notes)...Brazil. ...Bollocks. (By which I mean: "Fuck".)
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
RFK says I’ll never write a poem but check this out There once was an old man named Kennedy Who had the most unsettling energy He worked out in jeans While he ate raccoon spleens And had a brainworm as a frenemy
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