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the grand cheese 2.0

@freudulents.bsky.social
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they/he. i don't know what i’m doing here. mourning the loss of twitter, i guess

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kc @allaganeyes.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
wuk lamat, sphene, and gulool ja
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
just watched a documentary abt rob ford with my roommate
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
tummy hurt ? drink another coffee about it !
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ate too much sandwich. tummy hurt. so sleepy need to nap. but so much to do. arg.
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i have a bone to pick with sandwiches. they are too small. one sandwich is not enough. but two ?? too much ! tummy hurt ! (and also wallet!) curse the shrinkflation which has affected sandwiches.
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Dvandom @dvandom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is literally a plot point in Harrow the Ninth.
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
me when i lie: just one more and then i'll go to bed !!!
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
not 2 be h*rny on main but. u ever wish to be held and have ur hair stroked and given a tender forehead kiss goodnight as u fall asleep. haha
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
life is kinda crazy sometimes. i mean, there are cats !!!!!!
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
update + spoilers for past wrens: we are so in love with them and they make us so happy <333
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i cant believe i tweeted this the day after we met and now we have been together for 4 months !!!! :oooo
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just had a 6 minute crashout trying to repère myself in time and coming to the understanding that you could tell me it was literally Any date/month of the year and i would very genuinely believe with a dawning horror that i simply dissociated so hard i didn't realize we were already in that month
screenshot of the Finch app of the user's birb as it shares its daily adventure recap. text reads: "Wilfred [birb's name] learned that some countries celebrate May Day on the first day of May." below is a depiction of the user's birb, which is yellow, and dressed in a purple sweater with sunflower pattern, black  pants, white and brown shoes, a purple good witch hat, purple blush, and a long black hairstyle with bangs and light purple faceframing strands. it holds a purple tamagotchi-like game and is pictured beside a large icon of a pink tulip. A speech bubble from the birb says "We should celebrate on the first day of EVERY month! A new month is so exciting, cheep!". below are two response options for the user to select from. The first reads: "What are some of your first-day-of-the-month celebration ideas?" the second reads: "May Day rings in spring. People celebrate with bonfires, maypoles, and flower crowns!"
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
why does spending time in a mall turn 3 hours into 3 weeks
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neonboof @neonboof.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a whale fall lies at the bottom of the ocean. The bones are covered in a variety of bottom feeders and ocean critters. Panel 2: closer up, the group of bottom feeders are holding red solo cups and chatting with each other. Among the group is a tiger prawn, who thinks to himself, “I needed this…”
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ouf i love being a chair, but man hosting meetings is NOT my strong suit, especially when i am doing it from the fucking airport
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
hey why the fuck is ottawa transit so expensive
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i love my job so much and i take great pride in being good at what i do but somehow that makes it all the more discouraging when i get burnt out like this
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
worked 40 mins overtime, still have 78 things to do for work that i couldn't finish today, i havent even begun making a list of things to pack and i leave in 12 hours
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otava heikkilä @claystorks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
likely pair
a digital illustration of an alt/goth woman with dark make up and with complete sleeves and upper body tattoos. she's sitting in a well-tagged train cabin that has bright orange seats and metallic green walls. she's browsing her phone with headphones on. out of her canvas bag pokes out a small, powerfully fluffy white dog with a pink ribbon on its head
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
idk i'm just so fucking proud of myself in breaking free of my imagined cage and actually moving to a new city and feeling like i am actually Blooming into my own person and it's so beautiful
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
went to a museum w my partner & their mum & her bf who are visiting, partner had to leave early to go to work & mum/bf left not long after them to do another activity on the other side of the city. so i found myself alone in the museum. like actually alone, i think i crossed two (2) other visitors
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
forever toeing the line between professional and silly goose......and we all know that means 99% planted firmly on the silly goose side, with one foot stretched out to brush the line with the tiniest amount of overlap solely to avoid being called out for UNprofessionalism
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
inside me there are two wolves. one is anti capitalist anti corporate culture anti hierarchy. and the other has a praise kink i guess
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
DOGGOS
the sickos meme redrawn as a great pyrenees barking out a window
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
every time i watch hannibal i find myself relating more and more to will graham
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
in other news i received a package this morning that i completely was not expecting ??? and i opened it and my aunt sent me a portable neck fan and a cute little note ???!! now i'm crying again aaa
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
had a bit of a crise ce matin alors it's really sinking in that i gotta find a new therapist now hahah. awesome
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
going through a therapy breakup :(
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If you buy STARBUCKS coffee, please stop! Starbucks workers have been jerked around by the company for many years and are calling for a BOYCOTT. If you don’t buy Starbucks and / or don’t like their coffee, like me, cool cool cool but no need to comment please. Just spread the word. Thank you!
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doc @docseuss.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
caleblandrybones on tumblr posting "beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever," with a follow up post that merely says "hopital," a humorous misspelling of "hospital" which clearly needed to get involved due to the beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach
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SMD @anothersmd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"I am living with the consequences."
Maryam
@hell_line0

im still haunted by the memory of a woman who ordered orange syrup in her cappuccino, took a sip, scrunched her nose, and said "I don't know what I was thinking, but thank you anyways."

She sat there and drank the whole thing..i offered to make her something else, and she said, "I am living with the consequences."


Daisy @DaizyZeeX 15 Aug
Unpopular opinion? I don't think fruity flavors like blueberry belong in coffee. There I said it..

14:37 · 15 Aug 2026

https://twitter.com/hell_line0/status/2088621101232398565
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
hey wren maybe dont go to the grocery store when ur hungry and experiencing delusions of being an incredible chef
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SMD @anothersmd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
oh my god
mads mikkelsen holding up a hannibal mousepad with big naturals at a signing session and pointing to it
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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 09/08/2026
Going through my parents' stuff and found this weird little gal. She's a transistor radio. Her right eyeball is tuner and her left eyeball is power/volume.
A tan plastic with gold mechanical owl. Very cute.
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
a meme with comic sans text reading "GET YER DRUGS, BOYS......IT's #MANLYMONDAY" over clipart stock images of a testosterone vial, a syringe, and a flexing bicep emoji.
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield
Street sign for Gobblers Knob Rd
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
me: goes back to the apprentice who did my surface piercing to get it downsized apprentice: oh yeah someone no-showed me and i still have this list if piercings to learn to do me: 👀👀👀 me: get the needles out, i'm ready for more
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
ouuuuuuuuuff we are SUFFERING today boys !!!!
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A.G. Pasquella @agpasquella.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Yes YES The tiger is out
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
partner helped me bleach my hair last night !! but by the time it was rinsed and dried it was so late and we did not end up doing the colour, in favour of sleep
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
me and who (799/800 spots left)
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Victoria Rose Richards @aerialembroidery.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
'You'll choke too' - an aerial embroidery landscape inspired by all the wildfires happening right now... I'm upset every time I smell smoke outside and somehow we have people starting them maliciously too! But we all breathe the same air so they'll choke too (1/2 - see thread for close-ups)
An embroidery hoop containing a sewn landscape from above. It shows a forest on the right, a line of fire and charred ground with smoke on the left. The smoke is felted wool.
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Frodo talking to Samwise in Lord of the Rings, with a speech bubble coming from Frodo to cover the quoted post
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
screaming “there is good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for” until my throat bleeds
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i am Disgustingly hot and i want to rip off my skin
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