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the grand cheese 2.0

@freudulents.bsky.social
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they/he. i don't know what i’m doing here. mourning the loss of twitter, i guess

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
its that time again
cover of MY NEIGHBOR'S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN featuring a ladybuck on the left smilin and on the right is a big old lesbian skeleton they are in a suburban neighborhood
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tbh since i realized u can like. live in a different city if u want to. i support this
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Becca 🇵🇸 NYCC K34 @rfarrowster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bringing her back
The Legolas and gimli “never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an elf” scene from the two towers except the quote has been altered to read “never thought I’d die fighting side by side with Catholics/what about side by side with a Pope Against AI!/Aye, I could do that”
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
cat naps dont solve everything but they do help a great deal <3
op lays on a bed wearing a black hoodie. a shorthair dark grey cat is sleeping next to them, with its front paws extended and draped over op's forearm.
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estelle labelle. ☄️ @witchlet.gay · 01/10/2026
this will never not make me laugh
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kc @allaganeyes.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
wuk lamat, sphene, and gulool ja
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wait hang on. now that i dont live in alberta anymore i could theoretically get a rat........👀🐀
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
just watched a documentary abt rob ford with my roommate
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
tummy hurt ? drink another coffee about it !
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
sights like these are what could make me believe in a god
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ate too much sandwich. tummy hurt. so sleepy need to nap. but so much to do. arg.
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i have a bone to pick with sandwiches. they are too small. one sandwich is not enough. but two ?? too much ! tummy hurt ! (and also wallet!) curse the shrinkflation which has affected sandwiches.
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Dvandom @dvandom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is literally a plot point in Harrow the Ninth.
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
me when i lie: just one more and then i'll go to bed !!!
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
not 2 be h*rny on main but. u ever wish to be held and have ur hair stroked and given a tender forehead kiss goodnight as u fall asleep. haha
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
life is kinda crazy sometimes. i mean, there are cats !!!!!!
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
update + spoilers for past wrens: we are so in love with them and they make us so happy <333
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i cant believe i tweeted this the day after we met and now we have been together for 4 months !!!! :oooo
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
and only after i had a whole dissociative spiral about it did my roommate point out that MAR is the day of the week....... tuesday. mardi. not mars. phew......we were indeed still in the month of may. lmao
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
real ones remember when we had the same naïvely gullible "realization" when we looked at our watch and saw the date saying it was "MAR 18" or whatever date in MAR, and being so genuinely distressed about the fact that it's march????how can it be march??? where am i?? who am i ??? it's march??!!!!!"
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just had a 6 minute crashout trying to repère myself in time and coming to the understanding that you could tell me it was literally Any date/month of the year and i would very genuinely believe with a dawning horror that i simply dissociated so hard i didn't realize we were already in that month
screenshot of the Finch app of the user's birb as it shares its daily adventure recap. text reads: "Wilfred [birb's name] learned that some countries celebrate May Day on the first day of May." below is a depiction of the user's birb, which is yellow, and dressed in a purple sweater with sunflower pattern, black  pants, white and brown shoes, a purple good witch hat, purple blush, and a long black hairstyle with bangs and light purple faceframing strands. it holds a purple tamagotchi-like game and is pictured beside a large icon of a pink tulip. A speech bubble from the birb says "We should celebrate on the first day of EVERY month! A new month is so exciting, cheep!". below are two response options for the user to select from. The first reads: "What are some of your first-day-of-the-month celebration ideas?" the second reads: "May Day rings in spring. People celebrate with bonfires, maypoles, and flower crowns!"
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
its ok we Finally got more cigs so we are no longer in anger withdrawal mode
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
why does spending time in a mall turn 3 hours into 3 weeks
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neonboof ➡️ MFF @neonboof.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a whale fall lies at the bottom of the ocean. The bones are covered in a variety of bottom feeders and ocean critters. Panel 2: closer up, the group of bottom feeders are holding red solo cups and chatting with each other. Among the group is a tiger prawn, who thinks to himself, “I needed this…”
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ouf i love being a chair, but man hosting meetings is NOT my strong suit, especially when i am doing it from the fucking airport
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
hey why the fuck is ottawa transit so expensive
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
anyway pray for me tomorrow's gonna be a long ass day
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i love my job so much and i take great pride in being good at what i do but somehow that makes it all the more discouraging when i get burnt out like this
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
im so burnt out ugh in hindsight we shoulda booked the whole week off but jk we have super limited vacation hours left so that wouldnt have worked either hahahaha
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i cant even relax on the journey bc i have to work and i'll be taking one call from the train to ottawa and then hosting another call from the ottawa airport as i wait for my flight
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
worked 40 mins overtime, still have 78 things to do for work that i couldn't finish today, i havent even begun making a list of things to pack and i leave in 12 hours
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otava heikkilä @claystorks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
likely pair
a digital illustration of an alt/goth woman with dark make up and with complete sleeves and upper body tattoos. she's sitting in a well-tagged train cabin that has bright orange seats and metallic green walls. she's browsing her phone with headphones on. out of her canvas bag pokes out a small, powerfully fluffy white dog with a pink ribbon on its head
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
HELL YEAH
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the tip of the thumb and indexe together make a little heart !
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
aaa thank u !!!! proof for past and future wrens!!!!!
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
blah blah blah breaking out of trauma-ingrained restrictive patterns of self-sabotage or whatever
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
listen i might be waxing excessively into rêveries but it is an important and affirming reminder to ourself that we are our own person and we can learn to trust ourself to forge our own existence
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
idk i'm just so fucking proud of myself in breaking free of my imagined cage and actually moving to a new city and feeling like i am actually Blooming into my own person and it's so beautiful
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
finally exited after a good 3 hours and then took myself out for a bite + a pint...... now i'm just tipsy enough to overcome the paranoia and anxiety and simply wander around the city and explore on my own without being overwhelmed by the mere thought i might be perceived
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
so i took the time to truly explore the expos & pay full attention to each and every one of the little audiovisual stories and it was so lovely, what a beautiful experience to partake in all of these individuals' memories to such an intimate respect, unmarred by other visitors
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
went to a museum w my partner & their mum & her bf who are visiting, partner had to leave early to go to work & mum/bf left not long after them to do another activity on the other side of the city. so i found myself alone in the museum. like actually alone, i think i crossed two (2) other visitors
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ok i just learned about The Coffin Confessor and turns out there's a guy you can literally pay to start drama at ur funeral, among other things
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
let it be known that i can still be a reliable and efficient guy even when i'm in silly goose mode !!! in fact. i would say even MORE efficient....it's so much easier to get shit done when NOT agonizing over how to write/present in a way that is "professional", whatever that means. masking sucks
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
forever toeing the line between professional and silly goose......and we all know that means 99% planted firmly on the silly goose side, with one foot stretched out to brush the line with the tiniest amount of overlap solely to avoid being called out for UNprofessionalism
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