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@fresh-newlook.bsky.social
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Bluesky's #1 most popular account. Old, weird, maladjusted, not too bright - that's the Fresh Newlook guarantee! 𓅃 active on jorts.horse/@fresh_newlook bsky.app/profile/fresh-newlook.jort…

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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If you never make a new post you can never disappoint new followers.
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Fresh Newlook @fresh-newlook.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
calling this website vibe coded is an insult to vibrators
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Fresh Newlook @fresh-newlook.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
calling this website vibe coded is an insult to vibrators
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Fresh Newlook @fresh-newlook.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
just peeking in on the social media platform run by people who are deeply bitter about not making into the epstein files
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Fresh Newlook @fresh-newlook.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
this place is gonna speedrun the entire existence of twitter in like two years, choose your mastodon instance wisely
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𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 𝙍 @hypergiants.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Its all doomed, but on the brightside we will never be here again
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Yet another josh @joshjoshjosh5.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Warhammer 40J, same as 40K, but everyone wears jorts
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Anarchy Goose @anarchygoose.northsky.social · 09/12/2025
I love that at basically every juncture the bsky team proves they are not up to the task.
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CharliCenter-CX @cambrianera.radical.town · 21/11/2025
I'm not going to bother scolding you, I'm just telling you flat out that constant exposure to this kind of false reality warps your perception and you become less able to distinguish reality and delusion.
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CharliCenter-CX @cambrianera.radical.town · 21/11/2025
You're pickling your brain, guys. Do you think immersing yourself in right wing propaganda has no effect on you because you're too smart? That's literally how fucking cults work.
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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 20/11/2025
the year's hottest new kitchen tool THE SALAD BASTARD fucks up your salad and it stays that way
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Fresh Newlook :knzk: @fresh-newlook.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2025
two honorable contenders, can't blame anyone for struggling with this one jorts.horse/@Verrence/1153908812266…
jorts.horse
Verrence (SPOOPY MODE) (@Verrence@jorts.horse)
THE BIGGEST HOG: FINAL ROUND! [ ] Don Knotts [ ] Valerie Frizzle
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Live Tapes @livetapes.heads.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2025
GWAR- The Observatory, Santa Ana Ca 10/17/13 Mulitcamera from master sources w/Dave Brockie Complete www.youtube.com/watch?v=QklJ61BhiKM
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Fresh Newlook :knzk: @fresh-newlook.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2025
peertube and chill video.rhizome.org/videos/watch/8493…
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BIT Plane by the Bureau of Inverse Technology (BIT)
Between November 1997 and February 1998, the Bureau of Inverse Technology (BIT) launched and flew a remote control plane, nose-mounted with a miniature video camera and transmitter, through Silicon...
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Fresh Newlook :knzk: @fresh-newlook.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2025
yet again, just like last time, the most recent firefox update turned on a bunch of AI crap i had manually turned off in about:config. laserdisc.party/@radicalrobit/11537…
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Mr. Q The Pizza Demon (@radicalrobit@laserdisc.party)
Attached: 1 image Firefox just updated and those shit eaters decided to add some ai slop search engine to the browser so make sure to go under your search settings and remove it like I'm about to.
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Fresh Newlook :knzk: @fresh-newlook.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2025
it's very disorienting to not have to be constantly shoveling terrible accounts into the wood chipper,, it's like when you quit cigs and you aren't sure what to do with your hands anymore
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Fresh Newlook @fresh-newlook.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Even if you fix it you can tell it's been broke.
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Jeff @redroomblues.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I turned off all the labels from the official Bluesky moderation service except maybe the spam ones. Obviously they're not really acting in good faith so I feel I had to throw out the whole thing.
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Fresh Newlook @fresh-newlook.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
the "lame ass trump nicknames" game has devolved to the point of just randomly rearranging letters in his name, resulting in something that you can't pronounce, which means nothing and which carries no weight as an insult. just makes you look like you're drunk
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Fresh Newlook @fresh-newlook.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
❌ making up goofy insult names for people ✅ speaking with such venom that the real name becomes an insult
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Fresh Newlook @fresh-newlook.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
getting all gassed up about your latest 4th grade tier insult by hundreds of bots looking for keywords to bless with likes
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 09/10/2025
great web interface and great Android app, it makes mastodon 1000x more viable as a posting space
phanpy.social
Phanpy
Minimalistic opinionated Mastodon web client
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Okay, so I made a Mastodon. Not because I'm leaving, but because I'm nosy as hell. mastodon.social/@farmgoth
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Farm Goth (@farmgoth@mastodon.social)
12 Posts, 35 Following, 26 Followers · Dag gummit #fuckaas
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grendel’s milf @grendelsmom.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Has enough time passed that we can it was fucking insane Obama won a Nobel peace prize like Trump was right about that one specific thing
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Jay Fee @fixjong.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
weird thing; i can’t see your (Brit’s) replies in this thread unless I click ‘show hidden’…. why hidden, who hiding, stoopid website, conspiring to make me do the thing (learn mastodon) but I don’t wanna learn stuff 😩 it hurts 😖 and i’m lazy 🙃
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 09/10/2025
mcdonal is doing the monopoly thing again and if you didn't know, it's considered a sweepstakes which means they need what's called an "alternative method of entry" for people who don't want to pay. you can request free game pieces (which occasionally are free food) 5 times per day here
amoe.playatmcd.com
Alternate Method of Entry || Get Started
Monopoly Game at McDonald's
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
[3 days later]: damn, it’s poppin off over on mastodon lol
stats: 570 toots, following 437 & 500 followers on mastodon @brit@ohai.social
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
yeah, y’all are busted 🤨 lmfao
@brit
bsky mods are shadow banning my skeets about tooting now
$ 11
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Eric
&17m •@ejstacey@social.joyrex.net
@brit
can't imagine why...
... and when baseball is in playoffs too. Ouch.
Growth over the last 7 days

image of chart showing the decline in daily users/posters on bsky in the past 7 days

not huge or anything, but still. lol.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Calling out increasingly baroque and intimidating names for my attacks, like the Litany of Agony or Mournful Dance Among the Dead, but every time I just shoot the enemy with my gun
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The B-Movie Vault @thebmovievault.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Remember, if you enjoy life half as much as Vincent Price must have, you're doing okay.
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I am the furthest thing from a lawyer but ChatGPT is legally NOT a lawyer, thus not having lawyer-client confidentiality, which means your legal advice convos or whatever can be subpoenaed. Have fun!
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éclairwolf :trans_furr_white: @eclairwolf.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2025
a platform is not truly decentralized unless a furry with a spare raspberry pi 3 can spin up its own instance of it
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
most considerate BMW driver
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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Colbert is singlehandedly one of the biggest disappointments of my past formative political development. of course, i was young when i first started watching the Colbert Report, but to see him become what he is? straight up filth, honestly.
A few days before the taping, Colbert's producers held a prep call with the candidates and their aides. The sample questions covered basic political topics, such as the meaning of democratic socialism. Right before the candidates went onstage, the producers appeared in the greenroom and said that they wanted to go over a few more questions. Earlier that day, a group of prominent Jewish figures, including Elisha Wiesel, the son of Elie Wiesel, had sent a letter to Colbert demanding that he grill Mamdani on his views of Israel. According to people who were in the room, one of the producers suggested a "thumbs-up or thumbs-down" segment:
"Thumbs-up or thumbs-down: Hamas. Thumbs-up or thumbs-down: a Palestinian state."

Mamdani's face dropped. "I just couldn't believe what was happening," he told me. "That a genocide could be distilled into a late-night game." His aides were incensed. "You have the first Muslim candidate for mayor in the history of New York," Zara Rahim, a senior adviser to Mamdani, told one of the producers. "You don't want to ask him a question about that?" (CBS did not respond to a request for comment.) In the end, the game didn't happen, but Colbert did ask Mamdani whether he believed that Israel had the right to exist. "Yes, like all nations, I believe it has a right to exist," he said. "And a responsibility also to uphold international law."
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
One big change from the great depression is that soup lines are illegal in around 39 cities now, to punish the unhoused.
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Bowiesongs (C. O'Leary) @bowiesongs.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
had no idea Robert Palmer makes a cameo at the end of the Sgt. Pepper movie (from a Record Mirror interview, Oct 1978)
wavering ever so slightly
because despite only being
interested in being involved in films from a producer's seat,
he accepted a small part in
'Sgt Pepper' with the Bee Gees
and Peter Frampton, despite turning down many other
offers to appear on screen.
"This is going to sound
terrible. I'd been on the road
and I hadn't done any
Christmas shopping and you can't get much In Nassau (his home). I got this invite to fly out to Hollywood, all expenses
paid, to stand with 2 or 300 of the Celebrities and sing a song. It was a great opportunity to do my Christmas shopping. It was a great party. That's all I want to say about It. "I think it's the worst film that's ever been made. I can't find any redeeming values in it."
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Fresh Newlook @fresh-newlook.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
disregarding precise math, for every three followers i accumulate i am placed on one blocklist. however since i came here from mastodon, this is my engagement level comfort zone and my haters have played their role to perfection
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Fresh Newlook @fresh-newlook.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
virginia still out here getting violently nude without reprisal
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Fresh Newlook @fresh-newlook.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
either this website's buggy in very peculiar ways that precisely mirror twitter or there's Something Questionable Going On Around Here that happens to coincide with the arrival of Questionable People and Institutions.
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
a fun thing to do when you hear Aaron Copeland’s “Hoedown” on the radio is to yell “BEEF!”
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revolutionary defeatist @eyeballslicer.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I bet an up-and-coming young comedian could make a good living satirizing a bumbling late night host who says awful things at the behest of the right wing asshole that owns the network
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
anytime someone says “it’s here to stay” about some new garbage tech like NFTs or AI, that basically means “i’ve already sank money into this and need it to stay long enough to make that money back”
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 09/10/2025
Anyway
Screenshot of my Mastodon profile
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Fresh Newlook @fresh-newlook.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
bluesky lawyering up to sue every user who ever posted a screenshot of their rules back at them
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Fresh Newlook @fresh-newlook.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
dang so the people who said that ambush was actually planned out well in advance with the campaign in order to give mamdani the chance to look smooth addressing the issues were bullshitting, knock me over with a feather
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Fresh Newlook @fresh-newlook.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
are you a lawyer with a taste for the absurd and a high tolerance for complete nonsense? bluesky is hiring!
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