Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Calling out increasingly baroque and intimidating names for my attacks, like the Litany of Agony or Mournful Dance Among the Dead, but every time I just shoot the enemy with my gun 10376158
Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 08/11/2025"schumpeterian destruction!" I announce before I start blasting (I have never read a book) 180
Charlemagne Grove @charlemagnegrove.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Doing weird anime and super sentai poses and acrobatics, before then just pulling out the gun and shooting them while they’re distracted by the antics. 😆😂❤️ 000
Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? 000
Master Monochrome @mastermonochrome.bsky.social · 08/11/2025*Reaches into my hat as a Latin choir is heard in the background* *Opponent readies their blade* “ROAR TO THE HEAVENS AND TERRIFY ALL OF HELL! SAKANADE KAGEYOSHI: SEARING SLASH OF SOLOMAN’S SINS!” *gunfire.mp3* *They drop like a fly as I fan my revolver through the hat, killing him instantly* 010
JasparStar 🔞 @trufflepuff.bsky.social · 08/11/2025I call mine legalize nuclear bombs because it’s just calling in an airstrike 000
