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Public Universal Girlfriend

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I am a machine that turns ramen into reviews of ramen.

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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 8h
Next year's premiums came out. $31/biweekly pay cut. Not as bad as I had thought but still woof.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 8h
I know why, but why do they say
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 8h
Been staring at outlook for hours while I wait for it to move emails from one folder to another folder
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Mira, Violation Incarnate @mechsplotunes.bsky.social · 9h
Porn is inherently an artistic pursuit btw
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 9h
Once again steaking out my claim that pornography, and more broadly the obscene, is the only genre of art that matters. A signed toilet, Joyce's porn letters, FTW, and almost anything James Baldwin wrote were all defined in this category.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 14h
I think today is your day.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh i didn't need medication this whole time. what i actually needed was a doctor who charges me $300 a week. ohhh i see.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
is this psychiatrist dead ass saying if you wanna be my patient you gotta be ready to dtmfa?
4. Relationships
The systems around you. Work, family, community. And which parts you can actually change.

Environmental and relational factors are assessed as active contributors to nervous system dysregulation. Where possible, we identify and modify high impact stressors that undermine clinical progress.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I might get the mattress on monday... yay!
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me: Yeah I've been stable on this treatment modality Psychiatrist: okay but I don't do that
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love you
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really don't wanna have to chargeback the mattress I bought but it's over ten days late now.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL
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sabrina, uncluttered @unwisewoman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rage gap relationship
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm seriously making phone typos like an old person and it's because of my eyes
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know we had it rough from the of GFC but it's absolutely crushing to be a zoomer and have your ability to get a degree rug pulled by trump a year or two out from getting it.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dissolution of the schools
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Clasp on my slacks broke at work the second time I wore them.
Kyouko 3gatsu crying as a child
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 27/09/2026
really hope that the message people take away from all the EA sex parties stuff is "don't import inherently coercive real life employer/employee or mentor/mentee dynamics into your edgeplay kink spaces" and not "THEY DO THE IMMORAL KIND OF SEX DISGUSTING"
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Somehow accidentally misgendered my roommate without even realizing it brains are so weird
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After you exclude me the average number of girlfriends is probably lower than one
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
25% off 36 pack of kit kats.
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Amazon.com : KIT KAT Milk Chocolate Wafer Candy Bars, 1.5 oz, 36 ct | Crisp Wafers Covered in Milk Chocolate, Kosher, Individually Wrapped Chocolate Candy for Lunch Boxes and Sharing, 36 ct : Grocery ...
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watch my friend Kat and send a buck or two if you're so inclined
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Microwave cooking instructions for 365 pad thai from whole foods are written on the wrapped up side of the package. You have to fold it back a second. You're welcome.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's so much easier to get out and do things when you don't have to drive. I guess I could see how someone else is the opposite.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The silent places where the future past once was.
Ah abandoned vertical car park.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's kinda funny how "and then, one day, for no reason at all, <person> was elected" is kinda true. Yeah, people actually just were running for election at the right/wrong time and the degree to which money controls elections is only to what extent they buy both sides of an issue.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I was a kid it felt like everyone offline was so mean and everyone online was really nice. Now that I'm an adult it feels the opposite.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*sighing resignedly, putting on my bib* It's fat girl fall...
A box of cinnamon Scooby snacks
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My "sex rejection procedures" aren't covered next year and i'm gonna pay 15% more a paycheck for not getting them.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Still struggling with the Where To Put Shit In My Room problem. I still haven't gotten the bed I ordered right before labor day, and I'm still struggling to find a desk small enough for my room but big enough for my PC, and then what to do with the tower...
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Google maps never ever ever ever provides a shuttle when giving mta directions anymore. What happened
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In conclusion, Sue Donym is a land of contrasts. @suedonym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
on principle I usually mute people who have quote retweets turned off. this is a pvp server, show yourself coward.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brand new skirt already lost it's pleats at the cleaners.
Kyouko 3 gatsu crying as a little girl, in anger, over shogi.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: SPORTSBALL PLEASE Area: Louisville, KY, USA Type: Airbus A320 A: #a4369cdedd0 F: #f3f2dbe97e4
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel pretty lucky that nobody at my new office appears to be evil. Well, in my division anyway. There are definitely some bad people at Shin-ra, but not in my particular org.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm an important quest NPC in the Brooklyn transgender community. I have a minigame and everything.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"If that's love, break it" has the best expressions that say "the person I'm looking at is actually incapable of understanding the situation"
Naoi in "If that's love break it" shortly after hearing the densest thing she's heard in her life. Her mouth is smiling, somewhat ajar, with a sweat bead.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just found out that the last 4 years I was in a posters group chat on twitter it was actually a fake shadow group chat created after a schism. The world I remember never existed.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in the early days there was a posters jubilee and everyone tolerated each others shit for exactly 14 days. then the hammers came out.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I miss my computer and my friends in the computer
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Doctor's without borders just called me asking for money at 8:45 on a school night
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Out of all the anime that depict modern adults there are basically just three kinds of adults with jobs: - miserable - cop - crime
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"are you mad at me"
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wow I'm gonna get vaccinated at Stone Wall. Big day for my people
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Kaciart @kaciart.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
#aerti
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Lydia! ⭐ @lydiastaremoji.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
transitioning felt like breaking containment and I love that for me. I'm an entity. I'm a hazard. I'm being tracked on a big board in a cavernous brutalist room deep under a mountain in Colorado by old men who still wear WWII era office uniforms
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if I don't return my rhode island ezpass (because they make it too hard) will anything bad happen to me will they send the repo man to take my organs
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Aerith dining addendum Pasture Burger 1611 Cortelyou Rd, Brooklyn NY, 11226 You can get burgers AND curry. Me: 4.0/5 (Burger) @miyabiorsomething.bsky.social : 4.0/5 (curry)
Burger, dripping slightlyBurger and friesTofu curry bowl with paneer and broccoli and chickpeas in a brown sauce
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Public Universal Girlfriend @girlfriend.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As someone frequently on the receiving end, I just can't really get too upset about ableist words regarding intelligence. It's the sentiment that hurts and honestly the brevity of the r-slur stings far less than someone pretending to treat you like a person then pulling the rug.
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