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Leo 🍑

@freepearn.bsky.social
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Never met a cat who wasn't pleased to see me. Certified as unbulliable. Magic butt. Good Danger. @colken.bsky.social 's personal deity. Pantsportsman. The Blue-sky Buckaroo. Vomits less than an unnamed Hollyoaks star. Parody. Arse verified by Chaff

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 1h
It's just honey and chilli mixed together
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 7h
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 7h
You're dirty and like to be sucked?
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 17h
Stop walking all over Tracey in the group chat
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 18h
Did you get murdered?
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 18h
Guess we're cancelling you for child labour. Chimneys do need cleaning though, I suppose
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
L o l
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That is a lasagne
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I assumed she was the inheritee
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The new John Major?
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Have you considered Greggs?
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*points off to the side while trying to point to self
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe you should though
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
At least you tried
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Happy happy happy birthday!
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All of it or just a boner part?
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ROOT! ROOT! ROOT!
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sure you can. Promising stuff is easy
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok, but it better still be working when you return it
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've got a couple...
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No.
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The band, or the concept?
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ummm you could never look disgusting though, you beautiful angel
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Of course
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Definitely not the face of someone who weeed on the couch because he wanted a second lunch
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He's reading your posts again
Cat, holding his  face
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
False
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But not worse?
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pluck the cheese strings
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Normally I'm the challenged
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've given you a challenge
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm imagining you in a top hat controlling all the world's cheese now
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do you mind, she is eating
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How so?
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Strength: No Weakness: Yes Opportunities: No Threats: Lucy
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's international mens day too
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You are a swot. Analysis complete
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm sorry, you got your bottom end out in Cocks Moors Woods and thought I wouldn't pick up on this?
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Put your shady bottom end away young lady
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Grant Peace II: Electric Julieloo
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes. Yw
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Until i say you can have them
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No crumpets
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bet you wouldn't have crumpets if I told you not to
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ummm, I am not there?
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me earlier today: fixes incredibly squeaky door on shared bedroom in airbnb Me just now: walks into same r9om after everybody else had been asleep for a while "FUCK ME THAT DOOR'S QUIET NOW. LADS HAVE YOU HEARD HOW QUIET THIS DOOR IS"
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I see the inadequacy expert has logged on
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's around the same level I am tbf
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YESSSS. DO THE FUN CRIMES
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