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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
cat making delicious vegetable soup
painting of a cat wearing a chef's hat and a necklace with spikes stirring a pot of creamy soup with carrots and broccoli
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sonic: will my hamburger be long?
Waitress: burgers are fucking round
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
scientific findings with regards to Metal Gear Solid
every main character from Metal Gear Solid except for Mei Ling, Otacon, Psycho Mantis, and Ocelot do not know what bionicle is
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Sproutemoji_ @sproutemoji.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
casting couch but its a wizard
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rémi @okremiok.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
SOME DAY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTIN STICKEN HALF OUT OF A MEAT GRINDER AND THE GRINDER ALREADY GOT HALF OF THEM AND THERE LIKE WELL A LIL MORE WONT HURT , AND BESIDE , MAYBE THIS TIME IT WILL IMPRESS SOMEONE AT WORK , AND ILL GET REWARDED IN SOME WAY FOR SACRIFICING MY PHYSICAL SELF TO THE PURSUIT OF A RICH GUYS NUMBER GOING UP , AND DA TEXT "MAYBE IF I SACRIFICE ENOUGH OF MY BODY TO DA GRINDER THELL LET ME CRANK THE HANDLE SOME DAY " - GOTTA BE SOON RIGHT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Matthew Buckley @physicsmatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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ABOOnchio👻 BOOlchetti👻 @vor-bokor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Come play Entropy, we've got: 1) A screaming head 2) Hatsune Miku 3)Big ole' doinks
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Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
SpongeBOB.
Spongebob Squarepants as BOB from Twin Peaks, climbing over the back of a sofa, staring at the viewer with a crazed look.
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 15/08/2026
since kingdom hearts is in the news, have a classic doodle
Kingdom Hearts doodle
Maleficent: You see that? He replaced you with an angry duck.
Riku: what the heck, dude…
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Losty @aaronlosty.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Daredevil: The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit are three distinct persons, but they share one essence Chewbacca: HUARRRRGGGHH??
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ABOOnchio👻 BOOlchetti👻 @vor-bokor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Cantata/Dread Delusion/ENTROPY
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Araucaria Araucana Enthusiast @frederikbaur.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Quan Millz is anti-AI now
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lottie @lottievixen.xyz · 05/07/2026
well that's rockstar, uber and nvidia on the fuck no list source www.bbc.com/news/technol...
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Lapsus$: GTA 6 hacker handed indefinite hospital order
Judge says hacker remains a high risk through his skills and motivation to carry out cyber-crime.
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yаna @ghola.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
i got to go make some love to olive oyl before i gets exercuted
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
divorce ♥️ [ 🤼 / #art / #aew / 2022 + 2023 ]
drawing of bryan danielson saying 'what if we got married? what if we got married and fell in love and adopted three wonderful sons?' to a confused moxdrawing of yuta sullenly on his phone as he tries to ignore mox and danielson arguing behind himdrawing of mox, danielson and claudio in novelty shirts. mox's says 'world's best dad' danielson, the same but the first 2 words crossed out, and claudio's says 'i'm not the stepdad im the dad that stepped up'
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is what every game developer sounds like right now.
A chef insisting that his cake made with diarrhea is perfectly fine to consume.
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kate @katbrush.art · 03/06/2026
no no you don’t understand, we only used AI for the part of the production pipeline where we didn’t want to pay employees, it’s different
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Hushpuppy Art @hushpuppyart.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Helms of Passing Strangers III
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Follow up illustration to today’s comic. The sea monster, heading towards land, turns back to the surfer, smiles, and throws up a hang loose 🤙 hand gesture. The surfer is soaking wet. They excitedly wave back.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 19/05/2026
Denvis
a guy named Denvis on Family Feud wearing a cowboy hat and bolo tie. he got 157 points in his fast money round.
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David Wynne @davidwynne.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.
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Saša Đurđević @azuremeraki.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
[oc] Juno
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 04/05/2026
the herbalist
badger with herb
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Uni is cute just walking around
A black-and-white cat walking on the floor
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𝕵𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞 𝕸𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖕𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖊 @jimmymakepeace.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Call me Dylan Thomas the way I've got undermilked wood.
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Looks we love
A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 02/04/2026
We finally figured out the Eldar / Dark Eldar distinction in Warhammer 40k.
A picture of Janet and Bad Janet from the tv show The Good Place. Janet has been drawn over to look like a Craftworld Eldar and Bad Janet looks like a Dark Eldar / Drukhari. Drukhari Bad Janet is farting contemptuously. Thank you to @caitlinroseboyle.com who made this for me.
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Brian Box Brown @boxbrown.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Two more chubby wrestlers (RIP)
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Pop Arena @poparena.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Every once and a while, someone with a very specific kink gets their Star Wars.
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Tom Shapira @tomshaps.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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𝖆𝖘𝖍 @ashstabbath.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Minoru Suzuki looking peaceful
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shan🎷🐛 @shanhoran.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Putting the entire album name on this one amused me
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shan🎷🐛 @shanhoran.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
People-Vultures
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Araucaria Araucana Enthusiast @frederikbaur.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Props to Scott Evans. What an interesting challenge it must have been to figure out what the new Neurosis line-up sounds like post Albini neurosis.bandcamp.com/album/an-und...
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An Undying Love For A Burning World, by Neurosis
8 track album
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Noppy @thomasnoppers.com · 20/03/2026
Tea time with the girlies. (playmat in replies) #pokemon #mtg
A very colourful hand drawn line art drawing depicting the pokemons gengar, haunter, and ghastly, sitting at a high tea table and having a scrumptious coxy high team with all kinds of snacks and drinks. Gengar is dunking a donut in his coffee. Ghastly drinks a nice tea through a straw and Haunter is munching a cookie.
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
A friend just sent me this perfect piece by Karel Čapek, trans. Dora Round, ‘From the Point of View of a Cat’.
From the Point of View of a Cat
This is my Man. I am not afraid of him. He is very strong, for he eats a great deal; he is an Eater of All Things. What are you eating? Give me some!
He is not beautiful, for he has no fur. Not having enough saliva, he has to wash himself with water. He meows in a harsh voice and a great deal more than necessary. Sometimes in his sleep he purrs.
Let me out!
I don’t know how he has made himself Master; perhaps he has eaten something sublime.
He keeps my rooms clean for me.
In his paws he carries a sharp black claw and he scratches with it on white sheets of paper. That is the only game he plays. He sleeps at night instead of by day, he cannot see in the dark, he has no pleasures. He never thinks of blood, never dreams of hunting or fighting; he never sings songs of love.
Often at night when I can hear mysterious and magic voices, when I can see that the darkness is all alive, he sits at the table with his head bent and goes on and on, scratching with his black claw on the white papers. Don’t imagine that I am at all interested in you. I am only listening to the soft whispering of your claw. Sometimes the whispering is silent, the poor dull head does not know how to go on playing, and then I am sorry for him and I meow softly in sweet and sharp discord. Then my Man picks me up and buries his hot face in my fur. At those times he divines for an instant a glimpse of a higher life, and he sighs with happiness and purrs something which can almost be understood.
But don’t think that I am at all interested in you. You have warmed me, and now I will go out again and listen to the dark voices.
Translated by Dora Round; revised by the editor. Originally published in Intimate Things, 1935.
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Araucaria Araucana Enthusiast @frederikbaur.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
"The new Neurosis album slaps!" neurosis.bandcamp.com/album/an-und...
Paul Revere is telling the good people that the new Neurosis album is good as hell
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Rev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
just remember
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 07/03/2026
smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9
Re9 comic
Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate
Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine
Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right?
Grace: umm... no...
Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah?
Grace: what?! no!!!
Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway"
Grace looks very sad and pathetic
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 25/02/2026
Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing
CRITICAL RACE THEORY?
BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL
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Brandon Williams @stupidartpunk.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.
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XEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
This is what gaming is all about
A screenshot of a text box from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Kathryn Janeway: Follow them! We'll get Tuvok's lungs back.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 05/02/2026
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