Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I haven't been carving out time to draw lately, so I'm forcing it by doin' "Fright Fall". October 1st: Melt #FrightFall2026 050
Reposted by Christopher HornSam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 25/09/2026I just love music I just think it’s neat 0132
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I've missed the past few years. I usually have someone take the photo, but this time, I had to capture the image myself. It's a bit blurry, but sufficient. I hope you had a blessed National Cheeseburger Day! 050
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I always get a thrill when fun things happen in my area. 120
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A house down the street took down their "Jesus Is King" flag and raised a Las Vegas Raiders one. 130
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026...not all Omaha-area cops, however. Children in public school must live under constant threat of being shocked, I guess.thereader.comBellevue PD will continue use of shock gloves in Bryan schools - The ReaderFor now, school resource officers with the Bellevue Police Department will continue to use shock gloves inside Bryan High School and Bryan Middle School. Omaha Public Schools Superintendent Matthew Ra... 041
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026And just like that, cops will no longer be shocking children with electric gloves in Omaha-area schools.3newsnow.comOmaha Police Department school resource officers in Omaha Public Schools will not carry shock glovesShock gloves will no longer be carried by OPD school resource officers in Omaha Public Schools. The gloves were used on two OPS students. 130
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Those electric gloves ICE is eyeballing have already been used against children in public schools.3newsnow.comOPD says its school resource officers have shock gloves at 29 schools and they've been used twice on studentsOPD says shock gloves have been delivered to school resource officers at 29 Omaha area schools and used twice on students. 032
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I'm 0 for 3 on the latest treadmill movie selections, yet my bar for film enjoyment is very low. Color Out of Space (2019). Good Boy (2025). We Bury the Dead (2024). None of these passed my exceedingly low entertainment threshold. 010
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I regret not buying this shirt when I had the chance. 030
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026An old sketch of leather enthusiast Mario. 040
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026The sunflower I'm growing is now developing numerous heads. The bees seem to be enjoying it. 0124
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I planted two sunflowers in my garden this season. One got completely destroyed by a bad hailstorm. The other survived, but was in really rough shape; it had only two sets of very tattered leaves toward the top. The rest were stripped off. It's now about 8'4" tall and the main head has bloomed. 020
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026What's your favorite song about a pimp operating in the New York City area? Is it "Jojo" from the 1980 Boz Scaggs album, "Middle Man"? Me too! 040
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Autoerotic asphyxiation claims another congressional giant. 020
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026My search for a career as an intelligent designer continues to be fruitless. 051
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026One of my favorite things about gardening is growing fucked up carrots. 050
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Neither of my local motion picture houses were screening it, so I had to travel 25 miles to view Jackass: Best and Last. 030
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 25/06/2026An old drawing from a dated reference: the Jerseyshorus. 060
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I got interrupted walking my dog by either a bigot or a paid petition signature collector (one or the other) a couple of days ago. A different one showed up at my door today. They want to amend the state constitution to "keep girls sports for girls." 140
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Awhile back, I was noodling around with alternative centaur-style configurations. 051
