Reposted by francis wolf thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 14/07/2026haven’t seen a tenacious Iberian defense stymie a French offensive juggernaut like this since Napoleon opened up the Spanish ulcer during the Peninsular War in 1808 29311
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 14/07/2026i was mostly just embarrassed to have to tell bluesky that i am in my 40s 150
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 14/07/2026i feel bad for anyone who hopes to one day write a book about this war 2212
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026that one time someone at work printed out a screenshot of my tweet 080
Reposted by francis wolf the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill 54155853778
Reposted by francis wolf Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Sam Neill was one of the very best guest stars The Simpsons ever had - RIP to a legend 552294
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026hunter is going to run for some kind of elected office. i don’t know when or what office but this is the statement of a guy who is trying to play politician. 5321
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026it is convenient that the worlds greatest minds have gathered in one place 0280
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell. He told me Himbo is ableist. He finds fetishizing someone's supposed lack of intelligence to be predatory. Why would you desire someone who seemingly has less power than you? Why is that sexy? Why is that different from preying on underage kids? It's not 17811
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026at least once a year i like to remind myself of how much a banger this album is 2644037245
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026fine whatever taco bell can be the government now who cares 181076201
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026static.klipy.comSpongebob Squarepants Gets ExcitedALT: Spongebob Squarepants Gets Excited 1160
Reposted by francis wolf farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 11/07/2026ratio + I’m a fat fucking chud 71126
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026the batman (2022) may feel like an interminable slog at times but it’s all worth it to see paul dano sing ave maria 030
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026i don’t know what that is but it sounds horrifying 110
Reposted by francis wolf dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10/07/2026this is the funniest argument ever, honestly. no one even wanted her to run a *good* campaign. we asked that she not eviscerate herself unnecessarily. uncommitted would have settled for one palestinian saying platitudes about peace. that was a bridge too far 332463241
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 10/07/2026crazy to not even make mention of the whole rape thing 0151
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 10/07/2026i didn’t need another houseplant but i didn’t have a thai constellation so what was i to do 170
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 10/07/2026this kid is about to get on a one-way to tel aviv 0876
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 09/07/2026i needed to charge my vape and accidentally pulled the plug on mitch mcconnell 1281
Reposted by francis wolf Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 09/07/202619th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯 31199227
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 09/07/2026every time i take a which sex and the city character are you quiz i get the coca cola polar bear 0120
Reposted by francis wolf francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026they won’t let us have any fun 5496
Reposted by francis wolf Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 08/07/2026An enormous loss. The English translator for countless Asian cinema masterpieces, if you’ve seen a Wong Kar-wai movie with English subtitles you know his work. Will never forget he once drafted a few of us to subversively help rescue Bong Joon Ho’s Snowpiercer from Harvey Weinstein. Rest in peace 🙏. 7695230
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026i saw mitch mcconnell drinking a piña colada at trader vic’s 0172