iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Me as a doctor: you might feel a little pinch Tiny lobster in my pocket: *clack clack*

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

if bisexuals don't like erasure they should just use permanent marker

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

you guys know you can just look at actual dicks anytime you want

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Choosing a username be like: Francis ❌ FrancisG ❌ FrancisG1 ❌ FrancisG69 ❌ CumSwallower ❌ CumGuzzler ❌ CumImbiber ❌ SemenImbiber ✅

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harpy @harpy.party · 30/12/2025

the only "2fa" i wanna deal with is 2 fuckin' 'amburgers

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I wrote "Granibals" in my ideas list. Grandma Hannibals? Granola cannibals?

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

All I want is for someone to find me so distractingly beautiful that they cause a major traffic accident. Is that too much to ask?

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

in one of those moods where i just want a hot partially naked man to be near me

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

let’s finger each other with our tamagotchi playable rings on

It’s a ring with a tiny Tamagotchi built into it

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

never let them know you’ve got cum in your hair

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Non sequiturs, I love that they gave such a fancy name to just saying random rubbish.

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Woman with a dog next to her talking to someone said "she speaks four languages" and I really felt like she was talking about the dog

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Flavors used to be infused but nowadays flavors are blasted. This is happening to society as well of course

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Earth Daily 🌍🛰 @earthdaily.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

🇬🇧 Southern Britain faces severe drought in Aug 2026. Widespread browning is evident across the region, from Hyde Park to large areas. England: 25% alert, 65% warning. 📍 United Kingdom 📸 European Union, Copernicus Sentinel-2 and Sentinel-3 imagery.

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

opticians: don't stare at the sun also opticians: stare at this bright light I'm shining in your eye stop blinking what's the matter with you

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

hey sexy you're as hot as a defective AliExpress gadget that's overheating and posing a fire risk ;)

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

gosh don’t mix up intercontinental and incontinent

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

“he was as naked as a freshly shelled pistachio”

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Unique baby name ideas: Beetle Detol Knotweed Bum

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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

hey quick question, am I having a stroke

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BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Kinda want this soy sauce fish cushion :)

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

David Byrne - Like Humans Do (radio edit)

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

LET WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES

Screenshot of a Twitter post. Text reads "Fact.philes @know.more

32-year-old woman pleads guilty in Canada's first-ever "DoorDash psychological warfare" case - sent her ex 1,847 orders of exactly one lemon."

The image is a mugshot of a white woman

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Life is like a box of chocolates except your Choc+ subscription ran out so now the chocolates taste bitter and there’s only 2 in the box and the rest of the box is full of flyers telling you to buy kale???

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

trying to think of a joke about a leather pup twink sitting in a car and a passer by breaking the window, but it’s too hot in this car to think

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

god you create henry the eighth deepfake porn one time and you get called “depraved” and a “can I have the files”

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

boycotting eurovision because of the israel thing and also i forgot

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

My favourite thing about Ryanair (in fact the only good thing about Ryanair) is this picture of Theresa May doing an interpretive Egyptian dance down the emergency slide

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

speak now or forever hold your penis

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

get my new album “I Want to do Sex Things With You” including hit singles “Love is Stored in the Balls” and “Don’t Cry it’s Only Romance”

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Bench (Ben Frenchman) @benfrenchman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

There's something a bit poignant about a Bluetooth device failing to connect to another device right next to it when they're the only Bluetooth devices for hundreds of thousands of kilometres around.

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I paused a video about procrastinating half way through to go on my phone…

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Every prime number of seconds peel back film lid and add half a tablespoon more water than added last time. When cooking from frozen add two times as much water as Mavis, but half as much as Joan.

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Three balloons just floated up into the sky, but they didn’t really look like balloons because they were black and shades of grey. And as seagulls swirled around silhouetted against the sky, the balloons started to look like abstract birds. It was a surreal and surprisingly beautiful experience.

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

“The length of time you have had an Apple account was used to verify you are 18+” fuuuu how old am I

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

In my opinion it’s unethical to use generative AI to resurrect dead actors. The only ethical use is to recreate actors who are alive but annoying to be around

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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 18/03/2026

they literally renamed the entire company after this

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OatmealDome 🏳️‍🌈 @oatmealdome.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

[Nintendo Switch 2 System Update] Version 22.0.0 adds "Handheld Mode Boost". This will make Switch 1 games think that they are in TV mode even when in handheld. Games can run at higher resolutions in TV mode, taking better advantage of the Switch 2's 1080p screen.

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Jorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

wonderful news everyone i have enabled dlss 5 on 'shower with your dad simulator 2015'

left image: pixelated image of a man in a shower from 'shower with your dad simulator 2015'
right image: isiah mustafa from 'old spice' tv commercials on the beach under a shower wearing a towel

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enclose.horse @enclose.horse · 16/03/2026

For the pinned post 🐴 Check out our simple puzzle game! Try to enclose the horse in the largest possible area with limited walls. To support the game, give this a repost!

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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Pokopia is a game where a sentient bag of garbage will refuse to move into a house if I haven't furnished it, but is absolutely ecstatic to be asked to live in a small patch of grass at the back of a wet cave

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Some staff just got off at a mystery stop between 2 stations on the Jubilee line! Exciting

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

There is within me an unslaked hunger for preposterous adventure movies. I resist the bad ones, but when a "Congo" or an
"Anaconda" comes along, my heart leaps up and I cave in. "The Mummy" is a movie like that. There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased. There is a little immaturity stuck away in the crannies of even the most judicious of us, and we should treasure it.

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

you think you're dreaming and jump off a building but actually it was just a really good spinning top

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