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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Me as a doctor: you might feel a little pinch Tiny lobster in my pocket: *clack clack*

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

if bisexuals don't like erasure they should just use permanent marker

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

you guys know you can just look at actual dicks anytime you want

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Choosing a username be like: Francis ❌ FrancisG ❌ FrancisG1 ❌ FrancisG69 ❌ CumSwallower ❌ CumGuzzler ❌ CumImbiber ❌ SemenImbiber ✅

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harpy @harpy.party · 30/12/2025

the only "2fa" i wanna deal with is 2 fuckin' 'amburgers

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I thought this was life and you'd evolved from twink into a new designation of gay and gone to a club with other phoenixes jumping out of dark corners. I like that for you

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I wrote "Granibals" in my ideas list. Grandma Hannibals? Granola cannibals?

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

All I want is for someone to find me so distractingly beautiful that they cause a major traffic accident. Is that too much to ask?

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

in one of those moods where i just want a hot partially naked man to be near me

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Why does my ass sound like a virtual pet that needs feeding

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

let’s finger each other with our tamagotchi playable rings on

It’s a ring with a tiny Tamagotchi built into it

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

never let them know you’ve got cum in your hair

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I just use my smart fridge if I wanna watch something. /s

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Non sequiturs, I love that they gave such a fancy name to just saying random rubbish.

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Woman with a dog next to her talking to someone said "she speaks four languages" and I really felt like she was talking about the dog

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Maybe "partners" is doing some heavy lifting here. Sexual mistakes? Hundreds

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I keep hearing it rained in London. I don't see it. I'm not aware of it. I shan't be holding space for it.

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I didn't and was freezing cold. Then sweating hot. Then realised I have a fever.

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Flavors used to be infused but nowadays flavors are blasted. This is happening to society as well of course

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Earth Daily 🌍🛰 @earthdaily.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

🇬🇧 Southern Britain faces severe drought in Aug 2026. Widespread browning is evident across the region, from Hyde Park to large areas. England: 25% alert, 65% warning. 📍 United Kingdom 📸 European Union, Copernicus Sentinel-2 and Sentinel-3 imagery.

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

opticians: don't stare at the sun also opticians: stare at this bright light I'm shining in your eye stop blinking what's the matter with you

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I stubbornly pay for a VPN instead; some countries don't have YouTube ads. So I watch everything through Armenia.

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I liked the old one but I like this one even better 😍 just feels good

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

hey sexy you're as hot as a defective AliExpress gadget that's overheating and posing a fire risk ;)

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

gosh don’t mix up intercontinental and incontinent

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I would do the same but bf is in work calls behind me 😩

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

“he was as naked as a freshly shelled pistachio”

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Unique baby name ideas: Beetle Detol Knotweed Bum

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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

hey quick question, am I having a stroke

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Zimmerman please! I can’t hear McConaughey mumbling about corn

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Did nobody else grow up with the early release of Windows XP that came with this tacky song?

A screenshot of Windows XP showing the Sample Music folder and Windows media player playing one of these included songs

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Is that what they’re calling it these days 😏

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BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Kinda want this soy sauce fish cushion :)

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

David Byrne - Like Humans Do (radio edit)

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

LET WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES

Screenshot of a Twitter post. Text reads "Fact.philes @know.more

32-year-old woman pleads guilty in Canada's first-ever "DoorDash psychological warfare" case - sent her ex 1,847 orders of exactly one lemon."

The image is a mugshot of a white woman

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Oh to have the role of fluffer 🤍

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Life is like a box of chocolates except your Choc+ subscription ran out so now the chocolates taste bitter and there’s only 2 in the box and the rest of the box is full of flyers telling you to buy kale???

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

trying to think of a joke about a leather pup twink sitting in a car and a passer by breaking the window, but it’s too hot in this car to think

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

god you create henry the eighth deepfake porn one time and you get called “depraved” and a “can I have the files”

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Francis G @francispkl.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Cinemas are either freezing cold or boiling hot and you never know what you’re gonna get. I pray for you it’s the former 🧊

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