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John Fox

@foxius.bsky.social
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Husband, dad, cat owner, former-ish CRM archaeologist (MS, RPA), current MTS candidate in Hebrew Bible, aspiring author of @Orclahoma.bsky.social. Mostly bad puns.

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 7h
lol. lmao even.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 25/09/2026
Centaur rodeos
Centaur rodeos
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of the worst things about Trump is that he makes us forget how awful the W administration was. It was really bad! In a lot of the same ways! The main reason to think Trump is worse is because it's happening now, not 18(!) years ago.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One time at a Thai restaurant, I saw a guy try to sell the restaurant owner a "lucky plant" that would bring him more money. He refused. Afterwards, he asked us, "if the plant was so lucky, why did he want to sell it?" This is about AI.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This was the only net positive I envisioned from this whole Iran thing. Hopefully, that part sticks. I know we're too far gone with a lot of the tipping points, but the slower it happens, the better.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pen and watercolor. Two fools wander through an open field. The tall one dressed in a carrot costume and the short one dressed in an apple costume. Their hands are out to their sides to maintain balance. Carrot speaks, “You feel the ground shaking?” In the distance, we see a massive herd of wild horses thundering towards them. Hooves pound the ground racing to carrot and apple. By the time our boys realize their mistake it could be too late. Where are they going? Why wander dressed as horse treats? Things to consider. Artist’s note: Most of my drawings are black & white and I tend to use color sparingly. Hilary Knight, the illustrator of the Eloise books, is a big influence on both my linework and color use.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pretty much, yeah.
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Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love interlibrary loan. Oh, there's a book somewhere in the world that I want to read, but my library doesn't have it? Not to worry!😎💻📚
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/09/2026
brian (@brianonhere) on Twitter:
"never really thought of hasan piker as a real threat but it looks like he’s just been upgraded to hasan halberdier. my light cavalry could be in real trouble"
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was a sophomore in high school during 9/11. I was outside of school with my friends before band practice, and I joked that every time I snapped my fingers, somebody died, then snapped my fingers as fast as I could. (I figured since there are billions of people, someone was always dying).
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think about this sometimes. If the goal was to weaken US hegemony and standing in the world, it certainly set us on the right path.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Star Trek is something I love across all of its iterations. Its hope is something that's needed as much today as it was 60 years ago. Here's hoping we can live up to its ideals. 🖖
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The scariest scene in NOPE by a mile.
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
During the height of COVID, there were similar numbers of COVID-related deaths in the US per day as deaths on 9-11.
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
[0004264] Newborn babies have beards, worship gods, and have favorite foods
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Maybe this prophet is right. Maybe it is the end of the world.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cilantro should always be opt-in.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I admit that I use AI... to show me how to disable itself.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What? That dragon over there? Okay, lady, I see it.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I feel like Democrats could just run on "Republicans are obsessed with children's genitals" and win everything.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If "Heaven needed a new angel," does Hell ever need a new demon? Don't they need to catch up? Your move, Satan.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Season 9 of Scrubs.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The more you look at it, the worse it gets, somehow.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don't understand why anyone would want to listen to AI music or consume any AI "art." If there's no humanity (other than what's stolen and squeezed out), there's no human connection, no human experience. It's soulless and void.
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Our Common Defense @ourcommondefense.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
50 Senators let a Weekend News Anchorman run the Pentagon because they were afraid a gameshow host would yell at them
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The euphemism for Great Depression just dropped.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
episode 087
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have a niece who calls Bowser "Wet Bowser" since there's a Dry Bowser in the Mario Kart version they play.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This is why cultural resources laws exist. Bulldoze Dobby.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I made a comment on some MAGA slop post that a local-ish magazine I thought posted from the wrong account. But considering their response at 11:37 pm, maybe it was a dumb hack instead?
Nonsense response to a joke comment on a miscast. You'd think a magazine could make a coherent sentence and spell "obviously."
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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Imagine claiming your god is behind powerful and wealthy people stripping food assistance, healthcare, USAID, environmental protections, food protections, terrorizing immigrants, and senseless wars, then getting so offended when people reject your god.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 02/08/2026
turbomander (@turbomander) on Twitter: "yooo I can't believe the guy who shot me in Reno is doing a live concert here at Folsom prison! I can't wait to hear the complicated and tragic explanation as to why he sent me into a near-death comatose state. I think once I know I'll be ready to forgive not only him, but myself"
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If we're just the right amount of desperate, we're controlled.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
watching the avengers trailer and i think being a millenial is just going to be “you love remembering shit don’t you you stupid apes” for the rest of my life
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I made this yesterday, not realizing that the first two people are actually the same person.
"Amateurs" meme, where Taco Bell eaters, people with cyclospora, and "me with alpha gal and on a GLP-1" argue about who has the worst explosive diarrhea.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill's autobiography "Did I Ever Tell You This?" is wonderful in no small part because he narrates the audio book. What a guy. RIP to a real legend.
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Zachary Gillan @megapolisomancy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Kent Brockman with a new banner reading AI FICTION IS EASY TO DETECT BECAUSE IT’S STUPID AND BAD, RESEARCH FINDS
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/07/2026
Orc 1: "Did you hear that? What was that?"
Orc 2: "Probably something that finally broke off and fell down one of the wells. This place is old."
Unknown voice: "Fool of a Took!"
Orc 2: "You know what? Let's go check it out."
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Tom White @tomwhite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
youtu.be/tJdgErAfiRQ?...
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Propane Genesis Evangelion - King of the Hill Anime OP
YouTube video by Gamblor
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/07/2026
King of the Hill and Neon Genesis Evangelion crossover. A doctor tells Hank, "Pilot the EVA, Hank." over a shot of Peggy Hill lying in a full-body hospital cast with the subtitle, "Or Peggy will have to do it again."
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I think we can all stop pretending and admit that Greek yogurt is just sour cream.
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
did you know that the English words druid, trust, truth, betroth, and truce all share a root word with “tree”? this reflects the longstanding spiritual and symbolic significance of trees in many European cultures
a hand drawn diagram of a tree showing the many words that come from the root word of ‘tree’
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Honey I smoked the mids 
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kosovo dabbing on bosnia
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Shrimp @shitshrimp • 2022-01-19
Why do half of these read like shitposts Imfao
[infographic map of europe labelled “How do you say zero fucks given in different European languages?” where bosnia’s is “my dick hurts” and kosovo’s is “my dick doesn’t hurt me at all”]
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I taught an adult Sunday School class on Sunday about how the Bible doesn't need to be taken literally to get something out of it. The church could be considered evangelical, located in Tulsa, OK. Anyway, 100% of the comments and feedback were positive.
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Daniel Burke - 🍺Innkeep @innkeep.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Le Guin on the idea that there is a secret to getting good at writing.
I will dispose of the first myth as quickly as possible. The “secret” is skill. If you haven’t learned how to do something, the people who have may seem to be magicians, possessors of mysterious secrets. In a fairly simple art, such as making pie crust, there are certain teachable “secrets” of method that lead almost infallibly to good results; but in any complex art, such as housekeeping, piano-playing, clothes-making, or story-writing, there are so many techniques, skills, choices of method, so many variables, so many “secrets,” some teachable and some not, that you can learn them only by methodical, repeated, long-continued practice — in other words, by work.
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Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
White boy orders gagh in perfect klingon
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