Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Teachers got generationally owned when they used to say “you won’t be carrying a calculator with you everywhere when you’re an adult” 070
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ikea makes furniture for mfs who live in apartments and they really expect you to forfeit your security deposit to anchor a bookshelf made of cardboard to the wall 170
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 23/09/2026They need to make military planes really easy to fly in case people need to use them to escape from aliens or critters 040
Reposted by PlattBobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This Northernlion-Dan Gheesling stuff is like the Macklemore story for guys who have a favorite Nathan For You episode 06715
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Let’s take edibles and listen to tame impala - currents (2015) 130
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Im done with small businesses, at least Walmart isn’t putting ai slop posters in my face on a daily basis 060
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I like when someone uses the word “folx” in an article because then I can just stop reading any further 171
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Remember the days when every website just embedded on discord 020
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Zelda will have "huge cans" in the remake of ocarina of time, says Nintendo 1121
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Mr house voice: bring me the latinum chip quark, or I’ll hand you over to the dominion 030
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Anyone want to marry + divorce me so I can change my marital status to divorced 160
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Chuck MacGill was an evil clown in the delta quadrant before he became a lawyer 030
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 03/09/2026We didn’t know about most birds until we could search for them on the internet 041
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I’m going to start boycotting local businesses that use AI posters 080
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Me on tv after tornado hits my house: the tornado sucked me off 040
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 01/09/2026When you jack off, your skeleton gets nothing out of it 150
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 26/08/2026at some point you have to stop letting the stupid shit people post online determine your perception of reality 2110
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Guys someone put a brain eating amoeba in the water at megaplex 3120
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 25/08/2026There’s two types of photographers 1. People who take pictures 2. People who take pictures of the cameras they bought 1111
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I want the Lego Titanic but I also want the Lego Enterprise-D 040
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 17/08/2026(Opening a a large pizza box) time to get hot for megaplex 0111
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I think the heavy-handed promotion and proliferation of generative AI over the past several years has done far more to sour public opinion of it than the concept itself has, largely because people are very exhausted with big tech at this point 060
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Didn’t know I was missing out on gamble the deer until FD 060
