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John Fox

@foxius.bsky.social
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Husband, dad, cat owner, former-ish CRM archaeologist (MS, RPA), current MTS candidate in Hebrew Bible, aspiring author of @Orclahoma.bsky.social. Mostly bad puns.

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 18h
Think of it.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Breaking Bad (2008)
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Crime against humanity on multiple levels. Hate this so much.
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Rev. Justin Berkobien @justinberkobien.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even if the Bible was inerrant (it’s not), no one’s interpretation of Scripture is inerrant so it’s really just a false appeal to certainty. Theology gets way more interesting when we set it free from having all the right answers and let it be a dialogue.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Went to the fair and almost left without yardsticks. Found 'em, though. I'm definitely a dad.
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Andy Mackenzie @andymack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I used to know 3 things about Cornell: bird app, note-taking, and Andy from The Office. Now I know 10 things, and the other 7 are real bad.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Weren't we already doing... oh, not that way...
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GARFIEL4
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lol. lmao even.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not ancient, but I did find them while doing archaeological fieldwork. Classy Debutante and Sweet Potato Pie.
Closeup of a brown cow with an ear-tag reading, in part, "CLASSY DEBUTANTE"Photo of a pasture with several longhorn cattle. Brown cow "Classy Debutante" is in the foreground. The lighter brown cow above her is named Sweet Potato Pie.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They're so scared, lol.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 25/09/2026
Centaur rodeos
Centaur rodeos
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of the worst things about Trump is that he makes us forget how awful the W administration was. It was really bad! In a lot of the same ways! The main reason to think Trump is worse is because it's happening now, not 18(!) years ago.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If AI is so good, why do the companies need bailouts? Why don't they just ask their miraculous god-machine how it can be profitable. If that doesn't work, how useful can it actually be?
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One time at a Thai restaurant, I saw a guy try to sell the restaurant owner a "lucky plant" that would bring him more money. He refused. Afterwards, he asked us, "if the plant was so lucky, why did he want to sell it?" This is about AI.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This was the only net positive I envisioned from this whole Iran thing. Hopefully, that part sticks. I know we're too far gone with a lot of the tipping points, but the slower it happens, the better.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Didn't Iran do basically the exact same thing with Carter?
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah, but what about Whiskey Fridays with... that one guy?
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hate being literate sometimes.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
But do they have to wash their hands?
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pen and watercolor. Two fools wander through an open field. The tall one dressed in a carrot costume and the short one dressed in an apple costume. Their hands are out to their sides to maintain balance. Carrot speaks, “You feel the ground shaking?” In the distance, we see a massive herd of wild horses thundering towards them. Hooves pound the ground racing to carrot and apple. By the time our boys realize their mistake it could be too late. Where are they going? Why wander dressed as horse treats? Things to consider. Artist’s note: Most of my drawings are black & white and I tend to use color sparingly. Hilary Knight, the illustrator of the Eloise books, is a big influence on both my linework and color use.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pretty much, yeah.
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Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Trans for me, not for thee," etc.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love interlibrary loan. Oh, there's a book somewhere in the world that I want to read, but my library doesn't have it? Not to worry!😎💻📚
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/09/2026
brian (@brianonhere) on Twitter:
"never really thought of hasan piker as a real threat but it looks like he’s just been upgraded to hasan halberdier. my light cavalry could be in real trouble"
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I guess what I'm saying is sorry for that, everybody.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyway, that turned out to be about the time the first tower got hit.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was a sophomore in high school during 9/11. I was outside of school with my friends before band practice, and I joked that every time I snapped my fingers, somebody died, then snapped my fingers as fast as I could. (I figured since there are billions of people, someone was always dying).
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think about this sometimes. If the goal was to weaken US hegemony and standing in the world, it certainly set us on the right path.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Star Trek is something I love across all of its iterations. Its hope is something that's needed as much today as it was 60 years ago. Here's hoping we can live up to its ideals. 🖖
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The scariest scene in NOPE by a mile.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm wondering when the South American caravans are going to head north through Mexico again.
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oklahoma is 50th in education, after all.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
During the height of COVID, there were similar numbers of COVID-related deaths in the US per day as deaths on 9-11.
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
[0004264] Newborn babies have beards, worship gods, and have favorite foods
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Maybe this prophet is right. Maybe it is the end of the world.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cilantro should always be opt-in.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I admit that I use AI... to show me how to disable itself.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What? That dragon over there? Okay, lady, I see it.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I feel like Democrats could just run on "Republicans are obsessed with children's genitals" and win everything.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If "Heaven needed a new angel," does Hell ever need a new demon? Don't they need to catch up? Your move, Satan.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fuller House is also up there.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Season 9 of Scrubs.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Are those salamander tails?
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
He is "leaving to go outside"? It's too hot out there, dude.
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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Look, I don't really understand football plays very well either, but I also don't use AI to pretend that I do and then publish it.
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