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John Fox

@foxius.bsky.social

734 followers 379 following 486 posts

Husband, dad, cat owner, former-ish CRM archaeologist (MS, RPA), current MTS candidate in Hebrew Bible, aspiring author of @Orclahoma.bsky.social. Mostly bad puns.

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Not ancient, but I did find them while doing archaeological fieldwork. Classy Debutante and Sweet Potato Pie.

Closeup of a brown cow with an ear-tag reading, in part, "CLASSY DEBUTANTE"

Photo of a pasture with several longhorn cattle. Brown cow "Classy Debutante" is in the foreground. The lighter brown cow above her is named Sweet Potato Pie.

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I made a comment on some MAGA slop post that a local-ish magazine I thought posted from the wrong account. But considering their response at 11:37 pm, maybe it was a dumb hack instead?

Nonsense response to a joke comment on a miscast. You'd think a magazine could make a coherent sentence and spell "obviously."

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I made this yesterday, not realizing that the first two people are actually the same person.

"Amateurs" meme, where Taco Bell eaters, people with cyclospora, and "me with alpha gal and on a GLP-1" argue about who has the worst explosive diarrhea.

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Every Oklahoma political attack ad is like: "Ranger: TOO LIBERAL for Oklahoma." #cat

My black and white cat, Ranger, looking to the left.

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

IYKYK

Meme of two sisters with opposite styles. The sister on the left with rainbow hair is labeled "Summer of the Monkeys" and the other with dark hair and jacket is labeled "Where the Red Fern Grows."

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

What's this an ad for again?

An ad for Ray-Ban Meta glasses from Walmart on Facebook with a play button in the middle. We are looking slightly downward at a young woman with dark hair and tank top kind of shirt wearing Ray-Ban Meta glasses. She is in front of a bed. Perspective and context make this a questionable situation. What, exactly, is she going to film with those glasses? Probably not something I would care to see? Definitely not clicking the play button.

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Magic: the Gathering card Shahrazad, where the players suspend the main game and play another game within the game.

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I thought about getting this shirt for Easter yesterday when I saw it (on clearance), then I dreamed that one of my friends got it instead and I was disappointed. Maybe I should've gotten it. Is it still there? 🤔

A buttoned down shirt with vertical pastel stripes on a store rack.

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Uh...?

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

No thanks, meta.

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

dril summarizes Ecclesiastes.

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Here's Ranger. Happy birthday! Thanks for all the laughs!

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Ranger's over it.

A black and white cat sprawled on a banister.

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

I love how dumb Meta AI questions are.

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Look, I know Meta has a lot of issues, but sometimes the algorithm just nails it.

Facebook suggested reel with caption reading "Vegas Alien Video is 'Authentic' 8/11/2025."

Facebook suggested reel with the caption, "Ex-Jesuit Assassin Talks Calling To Dogmen & Family Being Hunted," whatever that's supposed to mean.

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Ah yes, my favorite flavor: regular.

Toothpaste box with the phrase "Great Regular Flavor," which is apparently supposed to mean something.

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

WNBA team names are, on average, *way* better. Valkyries are also S tier, just weren't on the list.

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

A tier list is probably more accurate, but I stand by the general order.

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Let's assume the US somehow got Canada. If it was the "51st state," it would have the largest population and therefore the most members in the House (plus it's way too big). If it was left as 10 "states," it would have 20 senators. Either way, Republicans would be toast.

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Here's more Ranger. #RangerThings

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John Fox @foxius.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

This is Ranger. Just thought you might like to see him.

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