iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Reposted by foster

atomly @atomly.com · 07/10/2026

They should make Adderall + Estrogen in one pill to save all the dolls some time.

Reposted by foster

cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce

4863761684

Reposted by foster

journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

If I were a plant and I found myself in an acidic environment with nutrient-poor soil, I would spend the next several million years evolving carnivory. It’s worth a shot

819320

Reposted by foster

Cherry Pit Spit🏳️‍⚧️🦌🔞🎸🍒💦 @tammy2tits.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Pull those jorts down boys it's finally pegtember!

0183

Reposted by foster

ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player

HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South Biscuitville

DAX DONK

Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets

402041412

Reposted by foster

emma best 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ Mxy @emma.best · 19/08/2026

RT if you want immigration enforcement in every form to disappear tomorrow

1713477

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

@mcuban.bsky.social hey man any chance you wanna buy me a house or something? youre a nice guy, cant hurt to ask :)

000

Reposted by foster

Elizabeth Nolan Brown @enbrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!”

510103131175

Reposted by foster

Lukács Doncic @weirdalf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Weird text from a random today

553473343

Reposted by foster

mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 31/07/2026

"my son turned out fine" ur daughter sobs uncontrollably when she's told by her owner that she's been a good girl and that they're proud of her

141025173

Reposted by foster

thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.

7383202104

Reposted by foster

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 01/08/2026

[explaining "leave no trace" to an american] Okay so imagine a clean burgerless plate

2563050

Reposted by foster

mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/07/2026

dear god, hearing the way some people have just completely integrating AI shit into their everyday lives is so sad and embarrassing and alienating. you motherfuckers have me on the verge of believing in the existence of the human soul. awful

182553312

Reposted by foster

HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Been trying to articulate this on the show for years and he just comes out and says it

141916302

Reposted by foster

🔞🏳️‍⚧️SLEEPYHEAD💤FRITZY🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sleepyhead-fritzy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

"my son turned out fine" Ma'am, your daughter tears up from the slightest bit of praise and needs constant reassurance that people aren't mad at her

045151262

Reposted by foster

miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

whoever said "absence makes the heart grow fonder" was soooo right, and also he should be killed with hammers

0355

Reposted by foster

Michael @michaelklamerus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

if you have your own physical media collection, you can do your own version of the Criterion Closet where you stand in your basement by yourself and saying "oh wow, In the Mood for Love, what a film" to absolutely no one

21638336

Reposted by foster

Clever Mia @readvesna.com · 19/06/2026

>do they keep you in a little clock? Clocky. >Clocky. >Getting clocked is never easy. Clocky. >Clocky. >Clocks pass the time. Do you pass? Passoid. >Passoid. >Do you hate the passoid? >Passoid. >Why don't you go ahead and repeat that for me three times? Passoid. >Passoid. Passoid. Passoid.

731350

Reposted by foster

rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

4279781629

Reposted by foster

November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

PRESENTING THE TBOY WRESTLING PHOTO ESSAY: 436 PHOTOS OF TRANS PEOPLE WRESTLING EACH OTHER www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/7npdb...

arghhhh asking me to do alt text on photos *I* took is a form of violence actually. it’s handsome men wrestling. this one has some nice leg tension and a kind of triangle shape

this is two beautiful trans women but one of them is being pinned and has a really like statuesque expression? it has pathos? have you ever seen David Lynch say ‘the movie is the talking,’ man? the alt text is killing me here

431733422

Reposted by foster

Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

*girl who nearly came in her pants just from prolonged kissing voice* yeah im actually really getting into topping and im pretty confident in my ability to read as dominant now

2158849

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

why did you transition, right answers only. because everything i did that made me feel more feminine ended up making me much happier

010

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

i was right, yearning is awesome

000

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

to any other trans girls out there with atrocious eyesight, how do you do your eyeliner without glasses on? feel like i’ve tried all the common tricks and none of them have been much use so far :’(

020

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

think i’m gonna get into yearning, it seems like fun

000

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

i got a couple cat beds from a nice woman on fb marketplace and gidgy took to the cute snuggle cave straight away ❤️

000

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

@cockremover.bsky.social just got jumpscared seeing your pfp in the comments of a northernlion video

110

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

gidgy might be a tabby but she’s got that little bit of orange in her too

000

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

i’m going to have to start keeping a gun next to my computer for just an occasion

000

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

did that silly quiz going around and none of this surprises me. some of the questions were a bit too us centric but whatcha gonna do

000

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

sleepy gidgy in bed from this afternoon

010

Reposted by foster

Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

220155173929

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

under blankie time ft gidgy

gidgy, a brown tabby, sleeping with her arms out on a bed under a flowery duvet

000

Reposted by foster

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

By the way, your six-digit verification code is 179823

522325

Reposted by foster

Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

You could ask why we fund the police so heavily since they lose money too

3562

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

i like australia so far but the southern hemisphere has gotta be joking with the seasons. autumn in april? summer in december? get real

000

Reposted by foster

@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

2118201689

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

one of my favourite daily games. i love to enclose the horse

000

Reposted by foster

enclose.horse @enclose.horse · 16/03/2026

For the pinned post 🐴 Check out our simple puzzle game! Try to enclose the horse in the largest possible area with limited walls. To support the game, give this a repost!

14249140

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

one was a mechanical engineer for the air force and the other was a big time drug runner in northern california

000