iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

is that the super hilly place with all the crazy elevators and stuff?

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

the interior of the new cafe car is indistinguishable from the aesthetics of a portable toilet

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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce

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foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

they still require a signature in australia and if you’re not home they make you go pick it up at the post office which is vaguely annoying

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

i’m a big fan of the long gamecube controller couch ngl

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

If I were a plant and I found myself in an acidic environment with nutrient-poor soil, I would spend the next several million years evolving carnivory. It’s worth a shot

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foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

radical is just a 1980s republican that gets primaried by an even more racist republican

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Cherry Pit Spit🏳️‍⚧️🦌🔞🎸🍒💦 @tammy2tits.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Pull those jorts down boys it's finally pegtember!

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foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

when something says “a like in cat, not like cake” it leaves me feeling confused

ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

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Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player

HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South Biscuitville

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Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets

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emma best 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ Mxy @emma.best · 19/08/2026

RT if you want immigration enforcement in every form to disappear tomorrow

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foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

the homemade tamales being sold at a train station or out of the trunk of her car will forever be some of the best food you’ve ever tasted

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

we can only hope he’s a social democrat publicly with cooler, more communist values underneath

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foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

being 26 gave me the power to simply move to australia. it’s cool that you can just do things. nobody can stop you

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

@mcuban.bsky.social hey man any chance you wanna buy me a house or something? youre a nice guy, cant hurt to ask :)

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foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

well something does happen aside from breast growth: a massive increase in emotional health and depth. i’ve only been on prog a week at this point but it’s like im seeing colours for the first time all over again

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

if there is one boston hater in the world it is me. if there is 0 boston hater in the world i am no more

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foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

they’re just trying to recreate catholicism where they get to be the priests who can read while the masses are illiterate

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Elizabeth Nolan Brown @enbrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!”

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foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

manganese snubbed as always, smh

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Lukács Doncic @weirdalf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Weird text from a random today

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foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

im gonna hit my 10 years this month and even though some years it slips by, you never really stop caring, because each year signifies not just surviving, but living as who you are. congrats on 3 years, here’s to several decades more.

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foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

the unstable gooner strokes his meat at night. or whatever idk

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foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

private airports would encourage being able to pay for better/faster service like getting through security faster or having private lounges, creating a system where the rich have a dramatically better experience with air travel oh wait, that’s how it already works

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foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

literally no one else on the planet could come up with this

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foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

one effect of social media and the general social isolation that comes from it is that a massive percentage of the population truly believes leaving their home puts them at high risk of being kidnapped or murdered

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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 31/07/2026

"my son turned out fine" ur daughter sobs uncontrollably when she's told by her owner that she's been a good girl and that they're proud of her

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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 01/08/2026

[explaining "leave no trace" to an american] Okay so imagine a clean burgerless plate

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/07/2026

dear god, hearing the way some people have just completely integrating AI shit into their everyday lives is so sad and embarrassing and alienating. you motherfuckers have me on the verge of believing in the existence of the human soul. awful

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foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

we’re going back to fighting the emus and this time we’re gonna win

HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

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Been trying to articulate this on the show for years and he just comes out and says it

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foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

he looks like if bbno$ got time warped to the 1870s

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🔞🏳️‍⚧️SLEEPYHEAD💤FRITZY🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sleepyhead-fritzy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

"my son turned out fine" Ma'am, your daughter tears up from the slightest bit of praise and needs constant reassurance that people aren't mad at her

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foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

my name is uncommon and people will often mishear it for some other name that i won’t be listening for in a coffee shop or whatever so i’ve just picked another name for those situations. if im getting coffee im not foster im alexa because nobody is mishearing that

situation.ls

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foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

it’s remarkable how much fun i have in a game where i almost never win

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

this is how i find out you’re married?

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

was this meant to be read with a new york italian accent or is that just accidental

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

honestly same here as my hips / ass have gotten more defined, i wanna draw more attention there. being a woman is so cool

foster @fosterdotgay.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

i wonder if it has anything to do with your cyclist physique. gotta frame those thighs yknow