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Swiss Army Granny

@fornoejelsen.bsky.social
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Moonlighting as Julie. She/her. Neurospicy absolute UwUnit. Wanted to be in academia, now adrift in anxiety

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Swiss Army Granny @fornoejelsen.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Wikke & Rasmussen appreciation post
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Kristian Pindstrup @kpindstrup.eurosky.social · 22/11/2025
Det er jo ofte lidt et åbent spørgsmål, hvad man kan blive som cand.mag. i historie. På den ene side er det muligt at blive overborgmester i København. På den anden side er det muligt at blive kuppet i Ringkøbing-Skjern.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Alt text.
Screenshot of a Tumblr post by kipplekipple.
When we talk about being fat-positive and we say,
"weight is not an indication of health," I will reblog it.
But I want us to also say, "health is not an indication of value."
I could be at any weight and I will never be healthy, because I am chronically ill. Someone might be chronically ill and fat, or they might be chronically ill and not fat, and it really doesn't matter.
When you make it about health, you're saying health is the pinnacle of human achievement, and you're shitting on those of us for whom health will always be a pipe dream.
rollerskatinglizard replies,
Oh
Oh.
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no. 1 soy boy @forfaengelig.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
More like Trussel Lund Poulsen😐
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
All 30-50 of them
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dyke siegmund @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 08/07/2025
ADHD is wild because on the one hand you will never pay your bills on time and the laundry takes on a Sisyphean quality but on the other hand it grants you the ability to learn everything about a subject in six months and see The Pattern Linking All Things
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Marie 💛 @vingummimarie.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I've been looking forward to be able to share this one. Such an honour to have my name and thought reflected in Alenka's work. »We can also see in the executive order how and why policing “trans” and policing “women” are essentially part of the same agenda.« slavoj.substack.com/p/paranoiac-...
slavoj.substack.com
PARANOIAC POWER
A contribution from Alenka Zupančič
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Huxley @huxleymorgan.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Black and white image of Iranian author Marjane Satrapi, smoking a cigarette. "The world is not divided between east and west. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same."
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
alas, this is not nearly as stupid as the lead up to the Iraq war.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 18/06/2025
like imagine admitting in public that you actually looked at somebody else in there. couldn’t be me
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me @camoflage.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
🎵 I'm having wicked dreams, the ring is calling me The Shire I have to flee, I gotta get to Bree But at my windowsill, somebody's dropping eaves Oh just my gardener, guess I'll take Sam Gamgee
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
love how hard this article cooks this guy and AI in general. excellent work by Allison here
My two cents...
Look, I want to live a cancer-free utopia where I only have to work a few hours a week and there's no poverty and stuff just works. But do I
believe that generative Al is the key to unlocking that fantasyland? I do not. And no tech pioneers have proven their case.Generative Al from large language models like ChatGPT and Claude are really good at some very specific stuff: They can summarize documents, write dumb emails, help kids cheat on their homework, and even recommend summer reading lists so obscure not even the authors knew they'd written them. Heck, they
could probably generate this newsletter and mimic my voice.
But they hit their limits fast. They hallucinate.
They get basic facts wrong. They are susceptible to manipulation. (And those are all things we human beings can do just fine on our own.)
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
being fat isnt a moral failing and being sick isn't a moral failing and if you think either of those things go to hell
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Sam Brody @samuelhayimbrody.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
unions: they get the job done
IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS:

TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION

“Slip the switch” by flipping it while the trolley’s front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt.

Thank a rail worker today!
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Swiss Army Granny @fornoejelsen.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I refuse to let myself become less caring, less soft, less empathetic, because someone somewhere might not be telling the truth. Whether I try to help shouldn't be determined by the receivers worthiness: it should be determined by whether I am capable of helping.
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Swiss Army Granny @fornoejelsen.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
"Kan vi få bedre vilkår?" "Vi har bedre vilkår derhjemme" Bedre vilkår derhjemme:
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Andreas Søndergaard @afraviborg.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Jeg ved ikke hvor mange liter vand, det koster at lave alle de AI-actionfigurer. Men det er ikke det værd.
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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
It's 1828. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons. It's 1929. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons. It's 2025. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the ce
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Kate Strasdin @katestrasdin.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Sisters Dora and Rae created their brand Rahvis and sold garments like this embellished evening dress from the early #1950s, trading for over fifty years. They were a London brand, well known for this kind of floral embroidery, London Museum #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
Bodice detail of a cream satin strapless dress covered in multi coloured floral embroidery
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John Chen @johnchen.com.au · 29/03/2025
hear hear
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Dripped Out Trade Unionists @uniondrip.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Reminder that when you post that Studio Ghibli AI slop that former union organizer Hayao Miyazaki thinks it is "an insult to life itself."
Black and white photo of a young Hayao Miyazaki organizing as chief secretary of Toei's labor union in 1964. he has a bullhorn over his shoulder and there are a number of people in the background.
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the kiracken🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraculous.net · 22/03/2025
quoting with alt text
a sign written in black paint on cardboard reading: the trans agenda is an average life expectancy
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Swiss Army Granny @fornoejelsen.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Vand er vådt. Følg med her på kanalen.
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Dr. NerdLove @doctornerdlove.com · 13/03/2025
The point is how you make people feel, not how impressive you are. The sex-gettingest men I know are charisma factories, not conventionally hot. They know how to talk and make jokes and generally help people have a good time. They also genuinely LIKE the people they sleep with.
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Kenneth @edbkenneth.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
“Unge i dag får for mange diagnoser” udtaler mand, der ikke har været ved lægen i 10 år.
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Niko @nikolaj.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Det er crazy hvordan den komplette privatisering af postomdeling har været succes efter succes efter succes og vitterligt alle involverede elsker det og er glade for at det skete
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Swiss Army Granny @fornoejelsen.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Måske er det på tide vi begynder at tale om at A L T ikke skal drives som en virksomhed med økonomisk overskud. At vi husker at nogle ting gør vi, for os selv og hinanden, fordi det er godt og nødvendigt, ikke for ussel mammon
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.
Duane Puryear holding the AIDS quilt panel he completed before his death. It reads "MY NAME IS DUANE KEARNS PURYEAR. I WAS BORN ON DECEMBER 20, 1964. I WAS DIAGONISED WITH AIDS ON SEPTEMBER 7, 1987 AT 4:45 PM. I WAS 22 YEARS OLD. SOMETIMES, IT MAKES ME VERY SAD. I MADE THIS PANEL MYSELF. IF YOU ARE READING IT. I AM DEAD..."
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
there has never been a past without trans people and there won’t be a future without them either, no matter what. no law can change that. i refuse to allow them to talk about people i love like that.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
What I learnt about how to solve every crime in different countries from procedurals: UK: fetch the cctv India: break down a door Norway: bring the sniffer dog Australia: ask about the family feud USA: read the case report 3 years later
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Marcello @jyskbeefcake.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Gem lige denne til kommunalvalget. Her kan man nemlig se, at Pernille Rosenkrantz-Theil stemte for loven om arbejdspligt. Husk lige, at det er menneskesynet hos den, der vil være overborgmester i København. Husk det. www.ft.dk/samling/2024...
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Swiss Army Granny @fornoejelsen.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Hvorfor troede jeg lige det her var et billede af @sebastiancordes.bsky.social
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Journalisten @journalisten.dk · 03/03/2025
Ny rapport: Mediernes Facebook-opslag er ikke bare opslag. De slår tonen an journalisten.dk/ny-rapport-m... #dkmedier
journalisten.dk
Ny rapport: Mediernes Facebook-opslag er ikke bare opslag. De slår tonen an
Forargelse og vrede har det med at sætte ild til kommentarsporet på Facebook, så et opslag får mange interaktioner og derfor også stor rækkevidde.Men medierne bør holde sig for gode til at spille på d...
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 03/03/2025
Can’t explain it but Zelenskyy is the Mario to trump’s Wario
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 27/02/2025
This but non-ironically. There is a reason fascists want to destroy art and research. We are today as a society dealing with the effects of the Nazis burning the Ins for Sex Science. Saving archives matters so much.
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Jens Haag @jenshaag.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
(endnu) En modbydelig ting, Facebook har bragt med sig, er laugh-emojis på nyhedsopslag om alt fra mennesker, der mister deres job, til ulykker og fortællinger om racisme. Hvilken usmagelig foragt for andre mennesker, selvforstærket og retfærdiggjort af form. Lynch Zuckerberg og hans slags.
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Perhaps you don’t understand, Makers Of Royal Match Game Ads, I care not if the Regent dies! Let him drown! Your pleas fall upon deaf ears! I AM A FREE MAN AND I WILL MATCH NOTHING TO SERVICE THE CROWN
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
People out here like “Kanye’s music always sucked.” I am begging you to deeply internalize that terrible people are capable of making profound and incredible things. If we cannot hold these conflicting truths, monsters will always be able to hide behind their talent
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 10/02/2025
Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Leave it to beavers
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
you stupid fucks. we are all the same. all the other shit is made up. borders are fake, laws are fake, love is real
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Josh Hanson (Calliope Street/House on Blood St) @doomglossary.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Tom Brady: Say No to Hate Snoop: Say No to Hate Kendrick:
Kendrick with more Grammies than Drake has friends
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 05/02/2025
in less than eight years the NCAA went from banning North Carolina from hosting championships due to its bathroom bill to... this.
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Junch @junchgaming.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Amazing article. "More recently, researchers have found that the viral outrage disseminated on social media ... actually reduces the effectiveness of collective action. The result is a media environment that keeps us in a state of ..fear and anger... instead of organizing against [our oppressors]."
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Swiss Army Granny @fornoejelsen.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Jeg tror at det, jeg hader allermest ved hele ai-bølgen, er at utrolig mange af dens anvendelser er endnu flere måder at skære menneskelig interaktion ned/væk – og jeg er helt sikker på at vi har brug for *det modsatte*
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
The huge flaw in Chappell Roan's music is that her songs should be 5 times as long
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
imagine choosing the one artist who is an objectively generational vocal talent to announce to everyone that you can't even identify pitch, do you really want to be tagged as the person who should be ignored on music forever, because this is how you pull it off
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