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no. 1 soy boy @forfaengelig.bsky.social · 12h

stop talking about all the good movies that are in cinemas right now, i already wanna go real bad, but i don’t have time

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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 20h

I suppose if I found out a loved-one was something as horrid as a vampire, I'd find any excuse not to believe it either.

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no. 1 soy boy @forfaengelig.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

I’m so serious, MY MOM thought that was me for a sec

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no. 1 soy boy @forfaengelig.bsky.social · 21h

I’m not a pierce the veil fan, but it’s not because I don’t like their music, it’s because for like 15 years I’ve listened to one or two of their songs, thought “oh yea, this is very catchy, I get why people like them” and then moved on

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no. 1 soy boy @forfaengelig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I need miso soup with lots of silken tofu

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Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mage's Tools

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no. 1 soy boy @forfaengelig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Told my mom I need a sugar daddy and she said no, but she didn’t offer me any money, so idk if she really mean it

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no. 1 soy boy @forfaengelig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Er det på grund af økonomien, eller har folk altid skambudt helt vildt på dba?

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no. 1 soy boy @forfaengelig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I recently realised that one of the most annoying things about Taylor Swift’s music is that she CAN SING but some evil demon convinced her that shitty talk-singing is cool and edgy, so now she’s been sounding like a cringe comic book character for like 10 years

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no. 1 soy boy @forfaengelig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

not that i don't still like beanpole men, but the older i get, the more i appreciate a man with some ass and titties on him

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It now costs the truck drivers on average $1,200 to fill up a single tank because of the war in Iran. Mike Rogers said it's a win-win-win. Are you winning?

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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻

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Line Lazarus @linelazarus.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026

Hvor er det skamfuldt af være borger i det her land, med de magthavere vi har nu.

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beelur @beelur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

she said she was on her way a 1000 minutes ago

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no. 1 soy boy @forfaengelig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

(He’s talking about the new daily wire movie) Yea, because I thought this movie was an adaptation of that “trigger warning” book Jenny Nicholson reviewed ages ago, because the premise is the exact same, but no, they just love this shit.

@shahanSean on Twitter: “This is cuckhold porn for effete american fascists -- they can't bring their impotent selves to follow through on what they want to do their enemies, so they fantasize about watching Muslims doing it instead.”

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no. 1 soy boy @forfaengelig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It’s so crazy that I have a <5 minute window from when I get out of the shower that decides whether my hair looks good or not.

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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME

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no. 1 soy boy @forfaengelig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What happened to that lex fried man guy? Is he still around? I feel like he was everywhere a couple of years ago and I just heard his name for the first time in ages and realised I completely forgot he existed

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no. 1 soy boy @forfaengelig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

facebook just suggest i add a guy i went out with ages ago (presumably bc we used whatsapp to text and my number is connected to both?)

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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Fun fact I would die for Ms Rachel

3 comments ms Rachel left on her subway takes IG video:

1. Retire racist nursery rhymes and kids songs
2. Free Palestine
3. Pie for all kittens

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no. 1 soy boy @forfaengelig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s been a while since the ick has visited me in a real way, but I just saw a young man comment “it’s not that deep” in response to someone under an instagram post of his, wherein he mentions that he’s a filmmaker.

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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I like Ed Sheeran being like "I never spoke about politics. Because my music is about unity, not division" and then the music is like "la la la la I want to touch your body wow. sexy crazy body wow"

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no. 1 soy boy @forfaengelig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I need someone to turn me into a house cat, I am tired

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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 20/09/2026

The Page of Swords from "The Vampire's Tale Tarot" 🗡️

illustration from "The Vampire's Tale Tarot" for the Page of Swords card. A young vampire sits in a graveyard holding a little dagger, surrounded by books. Behind her a tomb opens and decayed fingers can be seen poking out. A raven and a black butterfly are perched on the grave.

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no. 1 soy boy @forfaengelig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I can't wait for ground news to be exposed as some kinda scam. What a stupid product.

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no. 1 soy boy @forfaengelig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Doom eternal is nasty and stinky but I like that they added bicep peepholes

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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026

ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts.

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merritt @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026

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no. 1 soy boy @forfaengelig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Got rained on so now I’m making stew because I need to

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Z. Mann Zilla, Semi-Pro Goofball @pandangit.com · 17/09/2026

If wrestling isn't real then explain this.

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.

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no. 1 soy boy @forfaengelig.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“Maybe pink is available” is so funny😭

@lukasgraham on Instagram:
“It's hard to watch families in other parts of the world burying the people they love.

We should be able to speak about war, about civilians being killed, about children who deserve to grow up. Wherever they live. Whatever flag flies over them.

I grew up in Christiania, a small community in Denmark where speaking your mind was part of everyday life. Having more money didn't make your opinion worth more than anyone else's.

Money doesn't give you the right to own the conversation.
Nobody's bank balance should decide who gets to speak or which suffering we're allowed to acknowledge.

I love Ed, and i'm gratefui for everything we've shared. That hasn't changed. But I can't put these words out into the world and carry on with this tour as things stand. We're withdrawing from the remaining dates.

I'm sorry we won't be there. This is a difficult decision, but it's one I need to stand by. 🍉🍉🍉”

@sandiewest in an Instagram comment under the post in the previous picture: “Måske pink er ledig?” Translation: “Maybe pink is available?

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

very funny that Ed Sheeran's statement was like "I have to continue with my tour, I have a duty to all the supporting acts and musicians who rely on me" and then all his supporting acts were like "nope, no you don't, seeya later"

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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram:

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no. 1 soy boy @forfaengelig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’ll admit, forgetting “-ai” does add an element of comedic timing to the experience of googling snake oil terms

Google Ai overview reading “A 200CK designation refers to a high-potency homeopathic dilution (such as those made by Boiron Phosphorous 200CK) where "CK" represents a Korsakovian centesimal dilution method” with an arrow pointing to “high-potency”

Same google ai overview from the previous picture, now without the “read more” cutoff, revealing additional points, the last of which reads:
“Composition: These remedies typically consist of sugar pellets (lactose and sucrose) moistened with the diluted active substance. At a 200CK dilution level, statistically little to no molecules of the original active ingredient remain.”

With an arrow and underline highlighting the last sentence.

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no. 1 soy boy @forfaengelig.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Rediscovered the one meme that’s made me genuinely laugh

My family at my funeral: “Heaven just gained another angel 🙏💔👼”

Me, in hell, fighting JK Rowling:

[picture of a big silverback swinging a smaller gorilla around]

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Jill Pantozzi @jillpantozzi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

What I like about the EW article is that it doesn't let her rep's lie stand, it lists several items to the contrary. More outlets could take a lesson from that.

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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 11/09/2023

I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.

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