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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when the time comes, after they clean the last of your slime trail off the face of the earth, you will not be remembered by anybody
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now this is my kind of foreshadowing
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
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Former Top Prospect @formertopprospect.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
BRUNOGETTHEFUCKIN
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ICE has fallen out of the headlines but July marked the largest number of migrant detentions ever on record. Five migrants have died in ICE custody in the last two months. It's also currently impossible to legally migrate to this country, as 100% of visa applications have been paused.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Love how this dude discovered the cheat codes of "what if I listened to constituents" and "what if I modeled good behavior" and "maybe I behave like a normal person should." These are apparently dark secrets that have been hidden from other politicians.
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Former Top Prospect @formertopprospect.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
its so cool that producing this is the economy now
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked
the ancient “don’t email my wife” meme, there’s a beige suburban house with 
“STOP NOW 
don’t email my wife!!!!”
written on the white garage doors in red paint
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/07/2026
spending time in a pool makes you have to pee because your weiner sucks up the pool water like a greedy little straw
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Former Top Prospect @formertopprospect.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Another one from the very handsome boy file
Rafa the rescue looking very handsome
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/07/2026
i've been trying to figure out exactly why the world cup is making all of bluesky insane and i thinj it's a confluence of our sports posters working territory outside their usual lane and our politics posters being deeply, deeply underwater
The definition of a true fan:
You'd rather see your team lose fairly than win unfairly."the ball knowing curve" ranging from unconsciously incompetent to unconsciously competent, with median american politics posters and median american sports enjoyers way to the left
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
(hissing in his ear) JD Vance vandalized the reflecting pool, sire! He means to usurp you!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Fucking what? By who???
Financial Times op-ed: 
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	Opinion Board of Peace
The world may not like Trump’s Gaza plan — but there is no alternative
If even I, an implacable opponent of the president, can accept this as the best option, then surely others can too?
HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
THIS IS REVERSE 9/11!!!!!
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 02/06/2026
the current director of national intelligence is a guy who two years ago received a trophy declaring he “Fucks Only The Young” at an (oddly dildo focused) event he organized dedicated to the conspiracy that Bed Bath and Beyond never actually went bankrupt
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Savannah Lee @savannahnlee.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Less heart broken than I thought, mostly because there's no room for it around all the pride I feel
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Praying for Rudy Giuliani. Complicated man, but he taught me that marriage and family don't mean anything. You can just do whatever you want. Humiliate and lie to everyone you're supposed to love whenever you want, or are bored. Honestly fuck them. Also he taught me everything else is like that too.
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Former Top Prospect @formertopprospect.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Give me a 7 game series of this matchup
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Former Top Prospect @formertopprospect.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Fiancée just referred to the male pundits on the champions league half time show as the two boys and the man 😂
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Former Top Prospect @formertopprospect.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Are we sure that PSG and Bayern play the same sport as Arsenal?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/04/2026
www.theonion.info
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This is so besides the point but adorning the walls of the White House with glued on letters in an MS Paint default script font that you usually see reserved for Live Laugh Love signs at someones Wildwood shore house is giving me a conniption
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Former Top Prospect @formertopprospect.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I'm officially over Mikel Arteta style football
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Former Top Prospect @formertopprospect.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Some say his wife is still waiting for her shredded cheese
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Former Top Prospect @formertopprospect.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
My mood is highly contingent of what I subject my ears to each day: -music [great day, vibes high] -people talking [fresh new hell every day] something to consider for tomorrow
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/04/2026
i will vote for dems who say this stuff and act on this stuff! i will give them money! i will tell my friends to do the same! it is what i want from government more than anything else right now!
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Former Top Prospect @formertopprospect.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Hardest I've laughed in a hot minute
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Former Top Prospect @formertopprospect.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
my ears will never forgive my brain for subjecting them to this dogshit
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Communities are rising up to stand against agents of the state roaming the streets and going door to door kidnapping everyone from children to elders and the best these losers can come up with is to not fight back because it may lead to some other violence. Cowards through and through.
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Political Prozac @politicalprozac.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I appreciated this gem.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 14/01/2026
they're shooting us in the face, ted
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Mexico News @mexiconews.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The same when they killed Sonya Massey in her kitchen. "Fkng Bitch" www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2rM...
youtube.com
Bodycam Footage of Deputy Shooting Sonya Massey in Springfield, Illinois
YouTube video by PoliceActivity
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Former Top Prospect @formertopprospect.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Former Top Prospect @formertopprospect.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
WE ARE SO BACK, OUR LEVELS OF BACK HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER #ARSENAL
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Former Top Prospect @formertopprospect.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Martinelli looking very 22-23 Martinelli tonight, warms the heart
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Former Top Prospect @formertopprospect.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Good day to be a former middle block and see how important you were to the whole system #NCAAWVB
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Gaseous Gold @disorganizedcrime.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
similar energy
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Conceded a goal. Two open play goals. Zero set piece goals. Where are our standards?
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Former Top Prospect @formertopprospect.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
LEO TROSSARD HAS THE VISION
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Former Top Prospect @formertopprospect.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
It's only good when the large lads score bully goals for Arsenal, not against
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Edit of 2022 @picardie_aurora tweet about Biden learning that Queen Elizabeth died

chief of staff: Mr. Mamdani. very sad news. Dick Cheney has died.

Mamdani: [munching a spoonful of ghee]" hot damn. we do that?

in the original Biden was munching "a block of Kerrygold butter"
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buy my book @nmamatas.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Philip K. Dick gets it right again. Let's hear it for the vague blurs!
From A Scanner Darkly:

"Let's hear it for the vague blur!" the host said loudly, and there was
mass clapping.
 In his scramble suit, Fred, who was also Robert Arctor, groaned and
thought: This is terrible.
 Once a month an undercover narcotics agent of the county was
assigned at random to speak before bubblehead gatherings such as this.
Today was his turn. Looking at his audience, he realized how much he
detested straights. They thought this was all great. They were smiling. They were being entertained.An Icegov tweet offering up a photo of new ICE training graduates--"American heroes" with their faces blurred out.
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