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Karambit Doppler

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Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some good news for a change: Overcoming a massive and aggressive tech lobby and a squeamish, Silicon Valley-friendly governor, the labor movement has managed to pass a raft of first-of-their-kind AI laws aimed at protecting workers in California.
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California just passed the strongest AI labor laws in the US
Finally, some good news
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Karambit Doppler @forgetitjughead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fucking me up that I'm the same age JF was when he made that tweet
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Karambit Doppler @forgetitjughead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Truly no such thing as an anti-war movie. No matter how many times someone gets their shit blown off on Band of Brothers Pacific, soon as it switches to one of our boys manning a machine gun, I'm like I could be that guy. That there? I'd be doing that. Tommygun is so goated
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Julia Moon Child @trimdog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
microsoft office suite is the software equivalent of the family from succession
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
spilled iced coffee all over myself interviewing for a job at a bank & an HR recruitment coordinator shouted "this applicant drinking iced coffee" & everyone laughed.
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 25/09/2026
One unmistakable positive impact millennials have had on the world was creating the consumer demand that led to our modern day Xanadu of low- and no-calorie beverage options. Pure utilitarians might argue the introduction of stevia to the American market has has done more for the world than CRISPR
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Kate Marvel @drkatemarvel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
innumeracy is my least favorite flavor of anti-intellectualism and I am very cranky about the false choice we're presented. Do you want to learn math or read books? I'm sorry but you're going to have to do both
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i saw some commentary on here about how one never sees Charlie Kirk anymore in a serious context, and it made me feel the need to take y’all on a short walk through the halls of congress one year after his death i only made it past about half of their offices bc I only had like 40 mins at lunch but
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Karambit Doppler @forgetitjughead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The youth need to stop saying the c word to their grandparents
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brian nam-sonenstein @bson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dear god.. a flavor scientist at the Cheetos factory has published a blog post saying no one is prepared for how "dangerously cheesy" they are
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Karambit Doppler @forgetitjughead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Guillotine on Orange line right now please
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Karambit Doppler @forgetitjughead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I would love to be magneto and stop train with my mind on Metro
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Karambit Doppler @forgetitjughead.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
La La Land parody where it's set in DC and the first scene is all the people in the cars start bleeding from their eyes and reciting a death chant
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Diem @diemtf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is not overly PC or overly generous reporting from 1990, this largely neutral snippet is just how normal tabloids and their audiences were about transgender issues 36 years ago. It shows how artificial and forced the media furore of now is.
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
OK
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Karambit Doppler @forgetitjughead.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
hawk tuah is southland tales?
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Karambit Doppler @forgetitjughead.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You think you know a guy and then he goes out and says that LLMs are exactly the same as c3p0
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Karambit Doppler @forgetitjughead.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I thought they were speaking Quenya before realizing Peter Thiel lives in Argentina lol
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Karambit Doppler @forgetitjughead.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is awesome
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
at the hospital getting my stomach pumped because i changed my mind on what i want for dinner
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 12/08/2026
So a bunch of sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln have been trying to jump overboard lately, due to the horrifying conditions aboard the ship. When reached for comment, a military spokesperson said that Justin Bieber Nights will be reevaluated moving forward.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Karambit Doppler @forgetitjughead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Magneto be like una thewvetha powfavo
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IllCaesar @illcaesar.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
One day left to leave a comment. Even if you disapprove of firearm ownership this rule is likely being used to set a legal battle that may strip blue states of the ability to change gender markers on IDs and other documents.
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I've always had good password security. In college I had my debit card number memorized for making 2002-era online purchases. I have used a very secure password manager for over a decade. My reward? A life of retrieving six-digit codes from my email and phone. Every day I suffer
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/08/2026
i'm sick of the liars and the bull shit you see on social media. taco bell is NOT the same 4 ingredients wrapped in different shapes. they actually innovate the menu a lot. but you won't see them say that on the fake fucking news
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Karambit Doppler @forgetitjughead.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
That's it Meta doing an AI ad set to FIVE YEARS BY DAVID BOWIE is going to make me lose it. Matt Christman was right when he said the thing that I can't repeat
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blippy @blippy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Mona Charen is a really gross human being!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Karambit Doppler @forgetitjughead.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
getting hungry reading the terms of service because I keep reading it as terms of ceviche
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 08/07/2026
Saw a meme of GenZ baffled by how pre-internet travel worked, and realized we’ve crossed an enshittification threshold where IRL services that once seemed outdated, like travel agents, now seem luxurious: “You meet with a human expert who plans out your whole trip with you” sounds incredible now tbh
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Karambit Doppler @forgetitjughead.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I got to use the Claude super bake 200x platform or whatever for a week. I can tell you it fucking sucks and I'm really sorry to the trees I starved so it could selfsuck for hours on end and produce nothing usable
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Karambit Doppler @forgetitjughead.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Thick of it is such a genius show. Making Stuart Pierson ride a woke bike and Malcolm Tucker represent the woke party is such a smart move. I know there's some guy in the Hart building making Marco Rubio do breathing exercises right now
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Karambit Doppler @forgetitjughead.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I know Zohran is a good mayor because he has pictures with like 50 of my friends
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Karambit Doppler @forgetitjughead.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Wes Anderson movies always give me this whiplash of being incredibly pissed off at his very twee dialogue but then very emotional like 5 seconds later
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Karambit Doppler @forgetitjughead.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Could we just fix the economy by adjusting the price of the dollar to keep the Costco hot dog $1.50 no matter what else is going on or would that be crazy
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im jared @mightnot.fail · 17/06/2026
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alex williams @atwilliams.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Karambit Doppler @forgetitjughead.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The word niche has unfortunately been rode hard. But who will put it away wet?
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
respectful huff
@alexqarbuckle.bsky.social
Al Swearengen: Christ. The Mania impends.

Dan: What is it Al? The coach on the ridge? Them four mop tops?

Al: It's the Beatles, Dan. Quartet of cunts, borne by wind and wagon from darkest Liverpool to blow their jugs here, in our fucking camp.

Johnny: Ringo's my favorite.
July 23, 2023 at 10:47 PM
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
was in a great mood then had a whole verbal altercation at the gym with a guy who didn’t UNDERSTAND the RULES now i’m cranky. phew that’s more like it
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/06/2026
our entire body politic is now screaming that you're not actually mad, you're actually laughing
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Sick of seeing all of this Encrappification. (We don’t need to have toilet mouth)
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Karambit Doppler @forgetitjughead.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Children's book called uncultured bacteria about a bacterium that wants to be a redneck but its bacteria parents try to make it go to opera for the culture
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/05/2026
in retrospect, the guys whose first instinct when covid hit was to break the cannonball run record in April 2020 were foretelling something really important about where american society was headed
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
“so what’s your take?” “the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late” “100% disagree”
Kareem Rahma on “Subway Takes”Robert Shaw holding a gun in “The Taking of Pelham 123”
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Karambit Doppler @forgetitjughead.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I like how acast (which hosts like half the podcasts I listen to) has a shitty jingle they play at the start and then someone saying thru the tinniest mic ever "acast powers the world's best podcasts"
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
there's a reason woo is comorbid with fascism and it's not because hitler specifically loved the occult, it's because magical thinking is inherently reactionary
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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