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Fae Prince of Magpies

@forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social
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AuDHD, NB. He/they, ish. Mostly here to heckle my wife. Rock nerd. Book nerd. Nerd nerd. Climbs trees for fun & money. ~~ BIPOC lives matter. Trans lives matter. Disabled lives matter. Sex work is work. Wear masks, please. Esp at protests & Pride. 🔞

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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A few nights ago Anaïs informed me, wholly sincere, that she may be dopium deficient. This word is now a permanent part of my vocabulary.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Eugenics is the tool of the oppressor. We do not need it. We will not use it. Hate to break it to you, but this means: Mentioning “the gene pool” The concept of IQ and BMI Standardized tests “Gifted” AND “special” education Rawdogging viruses “Social Darwinism” “Effective altruism”
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Planning a trilogy marathon: The Ice Road, Ice Road Terror, & Ice Road Vengeance 😅
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just asked for something I can write on and @anaisl.bsky.social brought me a cereal box
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This thread makes great points that I overall agree with. And, how do we do this without relying on ableist methods? Making sure everyone knows about their "unsettling, antisocial behavior" is important. Yet using "weird" and "nuts" to other any group of people is a very master's tools dilemma.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Once again proving that pre-ordering is an important part of trans culture
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Reading an academic article for school and just managed to read "postcolonial reflections" as "postcoital reflections." Friends, I cannot overstate the take I doubled there.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If you want a shot of adrenaline when trying to get shit done after health issues, I cannot really recommend "find your jury summons 30min after you were apparently supposed to appear in court," but it is effective.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Thinking about how millennials would probably unironically love the shit machine that makes shit, and probably spend money on it just because it's funny, if they just acknowledged that it's shit and left it there without all the plagiarism or data centers.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Was just presented with the thought experiment "what franchise would you bar a person from?" and without skipping a beat or waiting for the rest of the context I said Nestlé. Feeling very proud that I immediately landed on what is simultaneously the most evil *and* the most ethical answer possible.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Putting my wife through the mortifying ideal of being known 😌
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
They’re basically admitting that creating nonconsensual deepfakes of women is not an unintended outcome of this technology but rather its main selling point, which some of us recognized all along
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Reposting because "hope takes effort but putting in that work is actually my duty" hit me hard and needs to be shared
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
if for no other reason, living as well as one can is the best revenge & taking time for rest or joy is a part of resistance as it makes it harder for the bastards to grind you down i’ve worked with patients that fuel their recovery with spite & i’m here for it
I CAN DO ALL
THINGS THROUGH
SPITE WHICH
STRENGTHENS ME
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
So a person I've known for many years traveled to my town this weekend to work with me. I was meant to be paid for this work.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I currently have so many questions about what people think are norms/acceptable behaviors when staying at someone else's house.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Me trying to name American mythology: "The, the apple man? Or the blue bull? The train guy?"
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I just wrote a story story and feel really good about it. It's been a long time since writing fiction flowed and felt natural. Anyway I think it's really fucking funny that @anaisl.bsky.social is next to me writing romcom and I'm writing the bleakest shit imaginable.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
"Tell me all your crimes, baby child." - My loving wife, to the cat doing biscuits on her stomach, just now
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
"If you don't want me enjoying your misery, don't make your misery so funny." - My loving wife, to me, just now
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🏴🚩 Trans Kafka (any pronouns) 🍉🍉🍉 IS A REAL HUMAN PERSON! @alexpetrovnia.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
"Red states" don't exist. Politically disenfranchised and voter suppressed states exist. It is not coincidental that these states have enormous Black, Latino, and impoverished populations. And yes, this does make it racist to argue that "red states deserve what they get".
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
@anaisl.bsky.social your kindle sleep-screen ad is yelling loudly at me about a book called "Motorcycle Daddy"
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I have provided adequate enrichment for the creatures I nurture in my home and all is well 😌
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Remember when country music was made by people who hated cops, opposed imperialist wars, and also were good at writing songs? Shitty post 9/11 country music can get its pickup truck off my lawn. youtu.be/MmjnQjRvPUQ
youtu.be
John Prine - Illegal Smile
YouTube video by sichlaubruun
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
It's valid to tell people "I have plans" if your plans are to sit on your couch. That's a type of plans
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
this is like the thesis statement of our times
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Eb @ebthen.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The difference is really about whose needs we consider normal and whose needs we consider extra.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
if you don’t learn from billy joel’s ‘we didn’t start the fire,’ you’re doomed to repeat billy joel’s ‘we didn’t start the fire’
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Disability accommodations are a rare thing that actually trickles down. You like curb cutouts? Auto-opening doors? Jar openers? Ramps? Hand rails? YOU’RE WELCOME Even as an abled person you use disability accommodations every single day. Supporting accommodations actually helps everyone.
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BEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
SO THIS SHIT RULES. youraislopbores.me
A LIST OF WORDS FOR COOL.A DUDE THINKING SOME SERIOUSLY DEEP THOUGHTS.THE BEST HOODIE OF ALL TIMEMY CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE MACHINE. A "CUTE CATBOY" AND BEANS.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Realizing that I get the same "ah yes good, I have provided enrichment" endorphins when I hear Ana using her trampoline as I do when I hear Lucien using his wheel.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I don't want a PhD just because I'm nonbinary, but I don't *not* want it for that reason
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
This brought to you by: I did not expect this volcano movie to have a full on exorcism in it 🤯
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The Needle @theneedlenews.com · 10/02/2026
Did you know that anyone can go to support.discord.com/hc/en-us and submit support tickets after creating a basic account using any valid email address? Now you do!
we will move our business's community server and social space off of discord if you don't roll back the age/face verification plans

Editors - The Needle
1 minute ago
I'm reaching out to you as one of the editors of a global news publication called The Needle. We
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Please take the time to read this thread
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
trans women playing women’s sports
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
When I say making is anti-fascist, I do not mean in a hearts and flowers being a shining example of good in the world way. Breaking chains of disease transmission that can permanently disable someone is keeping people out of the reach of fascist. Excellent explainer below.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Wearing a mask is resistance. Wearing a mask is community care. Wearing a mask is solidarity. Wearing a mask fights fascism.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
If Sam and Alex meet none of us will survive
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Y'all. Add "-AI" to the end of your search query in Google and you'll get results blessedly free of Gemini nonsense. And it didn't just remove the AI summaries. It significantly changed the results I was shown. I cannot overstate how nice this is. It's like a breath of fresh air.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
If you're not eating your popcorn like a lizard you're doing it wrong.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
When we call someone a monster we erase their choice. We remove accountability. We say "this is who you are," and we act as if there is no possible outcome other than one in which this person caused/causes great harm. No room for growth. No way to expect better of them.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
The truth is, hero is just the flip side of monster: a word we use to pretend that someone's behavior has exceeded the bounds of humanity, so we can avoid holding ourselves accountable.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Reposting this link to a shirt I've wanted for a while because the goose are getting fat.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
A good way to find out what local businesses to avoid. Or, importantly, where not to go for safety while traveling. It won't catch all of them, since not all will make it easy for us by signing up here. But I already found out that one place I've used is a no go: www.publicsquare.com/marketplace
Screenshot of a shared Facebook post by Acacia Wilder:

Hi, friends! I recently learned that MAGA created this site to support "anti-woke" businesses in their local community: https://www.publicsquare.com/marketplace 

I use it to find businesses that I want to avoid 😃 In order to be listed on the site, businesses have to sign a pledge with PS to demonstrate they are anti-woke, pro-life, and pro their pseudo-american values. If a business is on this site, it is NOT BY ACCIDENT: they actively wanted to be listed there. 

You may be surprised by what you find! I, for example, was very disappointed to see that Hidden River Roasters, in Downtown Camas, is MAGA.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Timeline refresh. If getting stressed, please enjoy this thread.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Every once in a while I think about this and am very tempted to make an extremely cursed "official" list of lickable states.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Good news! I no longer remember the context and am now just as horrified about this sentence as you are.
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