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Fae Prince of Magpies

@forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social
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AuDHD, NB. He/they, ish. Mostly here to heckle my wife. Rock nerd. Book nerd. Nerd nerd. Climbs trees for fun & money. ~~ BIPOC lives matter. Trans lives matter. Disabled lives matter. Sex work is work. Wear masks, please. Esp at protests & Pride. 🔞

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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Did you check the silverware drawer?
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I already checked the fridge, maybe the freezer?
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How'd you guess?
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A few nights ago Anaïs informed me, wholly sincere, that she may be dopium deficient. This word is now a permanent part of my vocabulary.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You are such a bitch 🤣
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Eugenics is the tool of the oppressor. We do not need it. We will not use it. Hate to break it to you, but this means: Mentioning “the gene pool” The concept of IQ and BMI Standardized tests “Gifted” AND “special” education Rawdogging viruses “Social Darwinism” “Effective altruism”
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Planning a trilogy marathon: The Ice Road, Ice Road Terror, & Ice Road Vengeance 😅
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Have fun mounting her
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just asked for something I can write on and @anaisl.bsky.social brought me a cereal box
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mean yes. But also. He jumped in the toilet the second after Ana stood up. He's her cat rn.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You stole mine
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This thread makes great points that I overall agree with. And, how do we do this without relying on ableist methods? Making sure everyone knows about their "unsettling, antisocial behavior" is important. Yet using "weird" and "nuts" to other any group of people is a very master's tools dilemma.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've read a few of Mohsin Hamid's books. Iirc Exit West got a fair amount of press, so he may already be on your radar.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Poetry
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This reads like you're announcing the Womanizers ebook
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No babe you're supposed to do the writing not don't it
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You noticed your tits again, didn't you?
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dear Jesus what did you do
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This feels like a trap
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Rude
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Once again proving that pre-ordering is an important part of trans culture
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Don't build the torment nexus, Ana
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
So Minority Report was generally considered as a cautionary tale against legal prescients.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Being here in person to know this was literal makes the bit where it sounds like an accidental masturbation joke a hell of a lot funnier.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ya gotta leave a little mystery in romance 😘
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You're *fine*
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is false! We both know I'd do that because it's how I reacted after reading the first few chapters.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Reading an academic article for school and just managed to read "postcolonial reflections" as "postcoital reflections." Friends, I cannot overstate the take I doubled there.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Short answer is B. Long answer is that I try to do my best to make sure that's done consensually, in that I usually warn them that my spouse is a typical exception and ask if they're OK with that. This is more important when they know Ana or I expect they'll meet her someday.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I.... vaguely recall getting this summons a few weeks ago while in the midst of SSRI withdrawal? I similarly vaguely recall thinking I'd have to request recusal due to class time conflicts. But it didn't even make it in my pile of important paperwork to deal with when I felt human again. 🤦
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
(I called the hotline and it said I do not need to appear today, I got very lucky.)
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If you want a shot of adrenaline when trying to get shit done after health issues, I cannot really recommend "find your jury summons 30min after you were apparently supposed to appear in court," but it is effective.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I'm dhut up
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
ALSO YOUR POST WAS ABOUT FAILING THE MIRROR TEST
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
You don't have to fail the mirror test, you're plural
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Girl dinner
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
(Said in the same tone and cadence as "some people need Jesus" usually is)
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Some people need autism
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
You wanna kiss the pretty lady in the mirror?
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Babe did you just gay panic at your own face
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
THIS IS LIBEL
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I DID NOT SAY JUST
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
..... such a reassuring thing for me to see while not home
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Thinking about how millennials would probably unironically love the shit machine that makes shit, and probably spend money on it just because it's funny, if they just acknowledged that it's shit and left it there without all the plagiarism or data centers.
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
You look like you're going to break my heart without even noticing and enjoy doing it
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
You're welcome 🫡
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@sarsaparillawrites.bsky.social
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Mox gets it
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Rude 😋
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Fae Prince of Magpies @forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I'm qualified!
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