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@folfofderg.bsky.social
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He/him / 32 / Kiwi / Degenerate and don't you forget it / I will undoubtedly post NSFW shit here so don't follow if you're underage, ok? For the REALLY adult content, go here: folfofdergad.bsky.social

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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's so wholesome.
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Calliope @calliope5431.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's a good idea (increasing friction filters out automation basically by default) but you cannot actually implement it because "do they ask you to pay money" is many people's primary filter for "is this a scam?"
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Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Tubi is a near perfect simulation of the feeling of watching the 3am movie on your area's fourth-rated local TV station. For this alone it is the greatest streaming service that has ever been or will ever be.
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 09/09/2026
He's an odd little dude. [1/2]
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Bill Beagle @billbeagle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just want horse people to be mad at me
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Mike @2adult2person.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Twitter user dawnedEUW quote tweeting a "picture" of a white dragon laying on the ground: i can't help but notice that i am seeing a lot more dragon sighting videos since the advent of generative AI.

Could it be that AI's adverse effects on the environment are leading to a change in their behavior, e.g. lack of water sources that causes them to move closer to cities?
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William Butler Yeets @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 17/09/2026
welcome to slopworld
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
is everything just completely insane and incoherent now
vitamin water bottle that says 

“focus. time for a full review of your ex’s profile. that’s some spy work.”
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We made a comic about a detective.
1 Detective: What have you learned from the body?
2 Coroner: The victim suffered immensely. Whoever did this is a cold-blooded killer.
3 Detective, writing in notebook: Murderer is a reptile.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
"You'll think you were blocked because people are too sensitive to handle you, or because they disagreed with what you said and can't open their minds to other opinions, or because they couldn't beat you in debate. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true."
Rooney Mara as Erica Albright - The Social Network (2010) says "It'll be because you're an asshole."
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Geoffrey and Bungle from Rainbow, but they’re dancing to ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ by The Prodigy.
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Badiucao巴丢草 @badiucao.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
‘Hong Kong 2026’ My cartoon on Joshua Wong, Pro-democracy activist, faces life sentence in second case under Beijing’s national security law. 《香港2026》 漫画记录香港现状。黄之锋被莫须有之“勾结外国势力危害国家安全”陷罪,最高刑罚可囚终身。这便是中国治下的香港,一片死城。
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
politics is not monocausal etc etc, but we def get a bit too clever by half trying to explain why people vote for right wing parties, especially in europe imo. 'they're against immigration so they vote for the most anti-immigrant party' explains a whole lot.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s been a steep uphill climb making the argument that the people in this photo and many who voted with them genuinely wanted mass deportation. Not expressing “economic anxiety,” nor upset they haven’t heard “kitchen table” enough. Adults who chose, and repeatedly communicated, what they want.
2024 Republican convention with audience holding up “mass deportation now!” signs
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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BG Hansom @bghansom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
they make everything better! #comics #webcomic #art
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
do not the smol uwu bean 🥺
incredibly silly digital doodle of a weevil with giant crying emoji eyes and a puddle of tears underneath
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Vic @vicrosearts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Night Walk 🐦‍⬛ #animation #tokyo #night #digitalart #art #artist #crow
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ping pong 🏓 Playing Cat
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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AJ Dodgestar - Intergalactic Mercenary @aj-dodgestar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wholesome Memes, may have forgotten the meaning of 'wholesome' 🤨
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ah, you're a troll. That explains it. Enjoy banishment to trollzone.
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screenshot archive of internet @archiveofficial.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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screenshot archive of internet @archiveofficial.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Are you sick of all the soy boy beta cuck snowflakes out there? Hell yeah brother, me too. Prove you're a real man with tonight's Low Quality Ad, this Alpha Male Shirt. collabs.shop/umfgam
Charcoal gray t-shirt featuring a graphic of three unicorns under a rainbow and the text "ALPHA MALE".
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆spookiki ⋆⁺₊🧿.˚⊹ @yourmotherxo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
enough ragebait. lovebait me. gigglebait me. joybait me.
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I will say that idk, I come from a part of the world where reflecting on whether your own revolutionary history Went Too Far, handwringing if you will, is considered a valuable line of inquiry on the left and a necessary challenge to mindless nationalism.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
waiting for the human to return to fill the bowls
Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, sits in a windowsill. He looks over his shoulder at the camera with wide eyes. An empty food bowl sits next to him.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can continue to educate my adoring fans. www.patreon.com/lowqualityfa...
A social media post by "lowqualityfacts" stating, "Cleopatra lived closer in time to the extinction of the dinosaurs than she did to the building of the pyramids," with a reply underneath from "marcusaureliuscaesar" saying, "You're a fucking idiot."
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
enjoy that perm, buddy
Ady on a bike! @adyonabike.bsky.s... • 6m They shoulda skipped the middle man and just cut his worthless throat.
All the dipshits caping for him too.
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yeah I'm gonna start blocking people for being shitty to Will Stancil, a person who I do not follow who does not follow me.
the slashed tire is fully nuts and if you're part of the problem from here you're likely contributing to whatever fever swamp conditions caused it
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I don't understand the logic here, other than 'we should be allowed to harass the people who operate this free platform and they shouldn't be allowed to do or say anything about it'
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
again. the sequence of events here is that you guys made dozens of posts getting really mad about me that got tens of thousands of likes, including a number laughing about the prospect of my suicide. a guy got fired for it. then you guys got really mad at me, again
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Remain In Hell Without Despair @daphnelawless.com · 30/01/2026
Good luck. I hope you'll notice how many popular Left-wing accounts on here actively say that bullying works, bullying is good when directed at annoying nerds, because annoying nerds grow up to be Stephen Miller, and if you're bullied and don't deserve it it builds character.
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Evergreen
“これは鳩ですか?” meme from series The Brave Fighter of Sun Fighbird. The image originates from a scene where the main character mistakenly identifies a butterfly as a pigeon in this case the main character is a leftist mistaking antisocial behavior for direct action.
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His Bark Materials🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌌 @oneiriccanid.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Fun fact: Being marginalised and bullied doesn’t give you a license to do it to others, you absolute scum.
Trans Miss Teak @miss-teak.bsky.social
98 followers 86 following 1.8K posts she/her
30s trans lesbian. if you need to know more about me, no you dont
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Bullying isn't bad. You libs love when the transphobe in CA bullies Trump on social media - so much that the transphobe is the current Dem frontrunner for president.
STFU with your "bullying is bad" bullshit and stop defending a misogynistic piece of shit.
It's fucking embarrassing.
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His Bark Materials🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌌 @oneiriccanid.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
A lot of you use Bluesky like Kiwifarms and it’s fucking disgusting
Attention Whore of Babylo...
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this is so fucking funny dude
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Like for very large numbers of people I am primarily now known as a bad person, someone who can't be trusted (especially with women!), a universal object of contempt and hate. It leaks into my daily life, people hear about it. And it's founded on complete lies!
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I mean I went on a date recently and the girl texted me after to tell me she was listening to a podcast and someone randomly brought me up and said they wished a tornado would hit my house and I would die, and wanted to know what that was about. What do I say to that??
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Sten Chibain
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damn i am gonna find him on Grindr next time i am in Minneapolis and get so deep in his head he's gonna hear my words every time he is alone in a quiet room for the rest of his life
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Elliot @1t2ls.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I hate stuff like this. Schumer shifted his position. Good. Do we really believe it was because he was “bullied”? No, that’s stupid. But now think about the social impact of going online and announcing to people that bullying is an effective political strategy, and by implication morally good.
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🦉arthur 🔞 VGEN OPEN @berruornis.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
please also don't just carelessly say things like "bullying always works"-- giving sarcastic, even rude feedback to a developer of a product is not at all the same as the targeted harassment many online artists experience
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BumboJumbo @bumbojumbo666.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Wow I am so utterly shocked that saying "we need to persecute x" is a violation of TOS and will get you banned Yall are fucking stupid and need to stop whining when you get punished for intentionally breaking the rules.
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misqybuns @yeenbitvibes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I can’t fight back against DOG INSTINCT!! 🎾 #fursuit #fursona #denfur
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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 23/08/2026
I see it's conflate "true threat that would merit criminal prosecution" with "behaviour that a private corporation doesn't want to be responsible for" o'clock.
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