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Splorfie

@folfofderg.bsky.social
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He/him / 32 / Kiwi For my R18 account, go here: folfofdergad.bsky.social

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Jane! 🧠🍴 @janegumball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Doom & Gloom - The Animated Intro 💀🐈‍⬛ HUGE thank you to my team who made this look as gorgeous as it does 💚
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
From: The Czech Year (1947), dir. Jiří Trnka, Kreslený a loutkový film Praha This film is a master class in stop-motion cinematography and editing
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Dave Provost @daveprovo.st · 05/10/2026
The quote post reads “7 year olds in victorian england after their 18 hour shift in the coal mines”

And the original post reads “bread and butter undefeated combo”
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Jade Monster @feleochadan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This one is one of my favorites
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Katie @ohweebeasties.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Many good quote skeets of this one
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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@mathaiaus

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Here’s a photo of my cute children playing with their new puppy aww 
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No I didn’t say Hiroshima was good I just said it helped push the Japanese towards surrender
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Boycotting Green Day after they insulted the MAGA agenda. Punk rock should NOT be political. Punk rock is about and has ALWAYS been about the following: -respecting cops. -upholding the patriarchy. -saluting the flag, standing for the national anthem, and unconditionally supporting the military.
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Trouble “Chosen One” Man @problemfellow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
is there any indication here this guy actually has a reason *why* he likes fem!Malfoy so much? No, because he doesn’t- he’s just getting off imagining some blue hair SJW crying about it There is no passion, therefore there is no art
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Yoda That Is Why You Fail
ALT: Yoda That Is Why You Fail
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Trouble “Chosen One” Man @problemfellow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s funny because in this moment of delusionally claiming some sort of culture war victory from this, they’re actually revealing why they will always lose when it comes to the arts- they don’t actually *like* anything
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t stop laughing
Christian Heiens @ChristianHeiens
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The entire Malfoid saga, complete with the revelation that multiple RW chuds on this website are actually quite gifted fan fic writers, should give you a glimmer of hope that the arts can be reclaimed from decades of Progressive mediocrity.
There is a yearning for something greater. As one of my followers wrote to me in a DM, this is a fantastic sign for the future.
Wednesday 7:48 PM
Malfoid hit rw twitter like crack hit the black ghettos because it's essentially the perfect inversion of what the shitlibs have been doing to us for decades.
Instead of taking something we held sacred and desecrating it by making it woke and gay, we've taken something they once held sacred and defiled it by making it chud coded.
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Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
If I just read one million more posts tonight, I will have complete control over what comes next
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 02/10/2026
Please stop anthropomorphizing computers. They cannot "run" a program, because they don't have legs
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Inx @inxanityoce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy International Raccoon Appreciation Day #raccoon
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's so wholesome.
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Calliope @calliope5431.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's a good idea (increasing friction filters out automation basically by default) but you cannot actually implement it because "do they ask you to pay money" is many people's primary filter for "is this a scam?"
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Dr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Tubi is a near perfect simulation of the feeling of watching the 3am movie on your area's fourth-rated local TV station. For this alone it is the greatest streaming service that has ever been or will ever be.
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 09/09/2026
He's an odd little dude. [1/2]
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Splorfie @folfofderg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Number 6 is my favourite
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just want horse people to be mad at me
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Mike @2adult2person.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Twitter user dawnedEUW quote tweeting a "picture" of a white dragon laying on the ground: i can't help but notice that i am seeing a lot more dragon sighting videos since the advent of generative AI.

Could it be that AI's adverse effects on the environment are leading to a change in their behavior, e.g. lack of water sources that causes them to move closer to cities?
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 17/09/2026
welcome to slopworld
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
is everything just completely insane and incoherent now
vitamin water bottle that says 

“focus. time for a full review of your ex’s profile. that’s some spy work.”
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We made a comic about a detective.
1 Detective: What have you learned from the body?
2 Coroner: The victim suffered immensely. Whoever did this is a cold-blooded killer.
3 Detective, writing in notebook: Murderer is a reptile.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
"You'll think you were blocked because people are too sensitive to handle you, or because they disagreed with what you said and can't open their minds to other opinions, or because they couldn't beat you in debate. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true."
Rooney Mara as Erica Albright - The Social Network (2010) says "It'll be because you're an asshole."
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Geoffrey and Bungle from Rainbow, but they’re dancing to ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ by The Prodigy.
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Badiucao巴丢草 @badiucao.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
‘Hong Kong 2026’ My cartoon on Joshua Wong, Pro-democracy activist, faces life sentence in second case under Beijing’s national security law. 《香港2026》 漫画记录香港现状。黄之锋被莫须有之“勾结外国势力危害国家安全”陷罪,最高刑罚可囚终身。这便是中国治下的香港,一片死城。
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
politics is not monocausal etc etc, but we def get a bit too clever by half trying to explain why people vote for right wing parties, especially in europe imo. 'they're against immigration so they vote for the most anti-immigrant party' explains a whole lot.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s been a steep uphill climb making the argument that the people in this photo and many who voted with them genuinely wanted mass deportation. Not expressing “economic anxiety,” nor upset they haven’t heard “kitchen table” enough. Adults who chose, and repeatedly communicated, what they want.
2024 Republican convention with audience holding up “mass deportation now!” signs
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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BG Hansom @bghansom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
they make everything better! #comics #webcomic #art
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
do not the smol uwu bean 🥺
incredibly silly digital doodle of a weevil with giant crying emoji eyes and a puddle of tears underneath
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Vic @vicrosearts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Night Walk 🐦‍⬛ #animation #tokyo #night #digitalart #art #artist #crow
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ping pong 🏓 Playing Cat
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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AJ Dodgestar - Intergalactic Mercenary @aj-dodgestar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wholesome Memes, may have forgotten the meaning of 'wholesome' 🤨
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ah, you're a troll. That explains it. Enjoy banishment to trollzone.
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screenshot archive of internet @archiveofficial.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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screenshot archive of internet @archiveofficial.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Are you sick of all the soy boy beta cuck snowflakes out there? Hell yeah brother, me too. Prove you're a real man with tonight's Low Quality Ad, this Alpha Male Shirt. collabs.shop/umfgam
Charcoal gray t-shirt featuring a graphic of three unicorns under a rainbow and the text "ALPHA MALE".
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆spookiki ⋆⁺₊🧿.˚⊹ @yourmotherxo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
enough ragebait. lovebait me. gigglebait me. joybait me.
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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I will say that idk, I come from a part of the world where reflecting on whether your own revolutionary history Went Too Far, handwringing if you will, is considered a valuable line of inquiry on the left and a necessary challenge to mindless nationalism.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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