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Jeremy Aber 🍉

@fmonk.bsky.social
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That's that good sugary trash like a big boy likes. Former Kansan, current Tennessean. Another chump in higher ed. Proud union member.

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My latest Halloween neon (LED) yard decoration in progress. I know the homies @jhb.bsky.social and @manningkrull.bsky.social are going to want to see how it turns out 😎 It's going to be a black (blue) cat with yellow eyes when it's done! I meant to make this last year, but Halloween snuck up on me 😅
An in-progress image of blue rope LEDs being attached to a metal grid frame in the shape of a spooky Halloween cat! The body is formed, the head and ears have not yet been placed, but the loose LED rope is sitting in the rough location it will go.
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☆「YASE」IdolismJ ☆ @idolismj.yase.world · 22/09/2026
The technology of the future and all it can do is make two types of poster design
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Latest Stella update:
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ran into a celebrity at the K-Pop store this morning, tried to play it cool 😅
Retail store shelf. On the shelf are pens with cute fuzzy animals on the ends, above, someone has used the pens to draw a crude version of Eric Cartman from the show South Park.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
FUCKING INCREDIBLE, KANSAS
The official KU athletics and football account posting a picture of John Brown for Mizzou week
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Stella may be small, but she has a mighty thirst for adventure!
A tiny black kitten stands up with her paws against a glass storm door. She is looking outside at the yard. She is very small compared to the world around her.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Brian in the caves looking at Brian with the text:
"I've run out of excuses, it turns out I'm actually Like This"
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Greg @booksnotwooks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Best thing I saw at DragonCon by far. Silent Hill Bass Pro Shop Pyramid Head. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
do you ever wonder about will i am's draft folder for his tech ideas that he thinks weren't good enough for pitching. that has to be a collection of some real wild shit
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I just saw an unopened can of Zero Sugar Tropical 7up on the table and said to myself out loud "oh ho ho, that's what I'm talkin' about brother" 😎
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
People say that local news is dead. But just look at this reporting! Checkmate naysayers 😏
Front page of The Daily News Journal of Murfreesboro, TN. The main headlines are "Murfreesboro's Wawa plans grand opening", "Keanu Reeves' mom designed dresses for Dolly Parton", and Knoxville woman has world's longest mullet" the story about the mullet is accompanied by a very large photo of a woman holding up her braided mullet while wearing a patterned button-down shirt covered in vintage Marvel Comics logos.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dear Penthouse Forum, it finally happened to me! I saw a Vinfast in the wild! Somehow it managed to drive to Kroger without catastrophically failing!
Picture of a parked green Vinfast VF8 electric SUV in a grocery store parking lot
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So many of these stories end with “she cut a check right then and there.” Every story about Trump, Musk, etc is “he said he’d pay for it and never did.”
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Behold! Poppy: a master of camouflage!
A calico cat named Poppy who is lying next to a sofa. A blanket on the sofa is draped over the edge and covers one small part of the cat over her shoulders. It provides absolutely zero assistance in her attempt to hide.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ok, hear me out: A Canadian version of Mortal Kombat where the boss you have to fight is Gordo, a four-armed man with a top knot pony tail wearing all denim.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I just learned DJ Lethal from Limp Bizkit is Latvian and I feel like it explains a lot about everything frankly
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Schmidt Ocean Institute @schmidtocean.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Tomopteris spp. — AKA gossamer worm — these midwater marvels live entire lives in the water column. Their fluid, dance-like moves are mesmerizing to observe! The #DeepWonders team recorded this footage at 819 meters while exploring near Trinidad and Tobago. youtube.com/shorts/TH02wq7sw8M
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Surprising no one, I have designed and built some bookshelves for my living room that don't fit through the door to the house. (I figured this out partway through assembly and I can just disassemble a few parts to get it in, but it's still embarrassing) They're not quite finished, but they're close.
Some wooden bookshelves with a dark stain finish in a garage. They are mostly, but not completely finished and ready to not go through the door to my house because they're too tall.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
We gotta kick Palmer Luckey outta retro gaming I’m sick of seeing him throwing his loser ass government contract money around in my hobby
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Bucket Mouse @mousebitelabs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The chintzy-looking M64 clone console of the N64 by a company named ModRetro has been released, I think, I don't pay attention that closely to shit. But as the great @frankcifaldi.bsky.social posted before, it is our civic duty to push back against this company and shun ANYONE who doesn't.
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Scarena @gbaspgamer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yeah I've been rewatching JoJo Part 1 and it's making me think of this post
In Phantom Blood when Dio was like I'm allowed to do whatever I want because I'm gay and poor and Speedwagon was like worry not JoJo... I'm also gay and poor and I'm here to tell you that Dio's just a freak
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I just watched Tenet for the first time and my take away is that the final generation of the Saab 9-5 is a gorgeous car 😍
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Poppy had to get some dental work done and they had to shave her front paws for the anesthetic, and now she looks like she's wearing little boots.
A calico cat named Poppy sitting on the rug in front of a table with a record player, PS5, and VCR. She has her front forearms shaved and it makes her look like she is wearing fuzzy boots.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A meme using images of Scully from The X-Files getting increasingly more interested at what she's reading on the computer. It is in the style of the Vince McMahon meme. It reads

They are making a Neruomancer TV Show

For Apple+

JD Dillard is co-creating it

William Gibson is thrilled with it
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Natasha Joseph @tashjoeza.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"I asked ChatGPT..." Shut up. Fuck off.
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Sammycrow @sammycrow.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It's always Everett True. Now and forever. As potent today as it all was over 100 years ago.
Comic #1: Everett True - a stout, bald man with a near-permanent grimace - is stood between two people having a conversation. To the left is a man with a moustache, who is labelled as an "Italian trying very hard to tell something in English". To the right is a man in a bowler cap, who is giggling: "Tee-Hee!". In the second panel, Everett suddenly turns to the man in a bowler cap and curtly asks "CAN YOU TALK ITALIAN?", to which the man responds "No". In the third panel, the man's bowler cap has crumpled over his eyes, and he is shuddering as if he were hit on the head. Everett bellows: "WELL I CAN'T SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT ON THIS FELLOW THEN!!!" [originally published: 1916]Comic #2: a man with bushy hair is sat in the cinema next to Everett True. In the first panel, the bushy-haired man turns to Everett and remarks: "This is another swell picture. The girl's lover is killed in a railway accident - it ends up so pathetic--". In the second panel, Everett suddenly snaps and reaches out to accost him with both arms, screaming: "SO WILL YOU END UP PATHETIC, YOU BONE-HEAD, IF YOU DON'T QUIT TELLING ME THE PLOT OF EVERY FILM!!". [originally published: 1912]Comic #3: Everett True is walking down the street while wearing a face mask. An onlooker with a mischievious grin spots him, and remarks:  "Haw-haw! 'fraid of the "flu", Everett?". The second panel hard cuts to the man walking through the door of his home with his head covered in bandages, clearly dazed. His wife exclaims: "JOHN!!". [originally published: 1918]
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ravi @goomvi.online · 10/07/2026
I’m so glad this gif is on here. it’s important
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Bowling Bowling Ball
ALT: Bowling Bowling Ball
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This thing is pretty neat! The Dreamcast is still the best 😌
VMUPRO unit sitting on a wooden surface. It is a modern replacement for the Dreamcast VMU that has a full color screen and can store essentially infinite save games
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Autumn Goat 秋ヤギ @autumngogogoat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Triangle burgers
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
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jessica jonestown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE ACKROOMS
Cathy in the backrooms
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Flashback 64 @flashback64.com · 04/07/2026
Well well well, if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
War gods and biofreaks
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Mike Morris, I don't know who you are, but you can't have your copy of Excitebike back, it's mine now 😤
NES cartridge for the game Excitebike. Someone has written the name 'MIKE MORRIS' below the label in permanent marker.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Just going to Walgreen's to pick up my farming medicine
Walgreen's pharmacy drive-through and parking lot. There is a John Deere tractor with a large piece of farming equipment attached to it in the parking lot. I am in a city and clearly not a farmer because I don't know what that thing is called, but I'm pretty sure it's for harvesting hay?
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I pulled up the tile in the entryway today. Some of them are cracked and the sealant surface the previous owners put on it has always been Not Great, so I'm replacing the tile. In the process, I discovered a secret floor vent that *is* hooked up to the central air! Great work everyone! 🙄
Tile floor in the process of being torn up. There are some bare spots where the tile has been removed and a small pile of debris. Crucially, there is no central air floor register, the entire space is tile.The floor with all tile and debris removed from the entryway. There is a surprise floor register where cold air is coming up that had been fully blocked off by tiles.
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Savaged Regime @lazygecko.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Mancubus has a terrifying secret
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Kira Leigh 🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraleigh.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
someone on tumblr said it better than i could
I'm not saying be willfully ignorant. I'm not saying pretend horrible things aren't happening. I'm saying don't destroy your mental health going in-depth and cycling through horror after horror on your phone. I'm saying there is no virtue in making yourself experience other people's traumas because mere awareness is not activism. you inflicting suffering on yourself is not activism.
doomscrolling is literally sapping your energy and focus away from doing anything useful to help other people. you can burn yourself out without ever lifting a finger by exposing yourself to all the bad news in the world and who does that help? no one.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hey if you're having a bad day just remember this dude has your back. You can visit them at the UFO Watchtower in Hooper Colorado, a highly recommended stop if you find yourself in the San Luis Valley.
metal cutout of a green alien waving and smiling while wearing sunglasses
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I found this in my glovebox and forgot that I had been moving it from glovebox to glovebox over the years because it's funny. What an insane thing to hand out to college students! There's no way this didn't encourage more drinking and driving. I would have got this around 2002-ish?
A business card that has a chart that shows how much blood alcohol one is likely to blow on a breathalizer based on one's body weight and the number of drinks concerned. There are sections of the chart's results labelled 'rarely enforced', 'possibly enforced', and 'definitely enforced'. One has to assume that students used the card to justify driving after drinking. 'No, I'll fall into the rarely enforced category, it's definitely ok to drive!'
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/05/2026
wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like
A Saguaro cactus that looks as if it has two eyes and is striding through the landscape in a jaunty manner, perhaps whistling a tune
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 25/05/2026
This is so . . . 😭😭😭
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Blessing your timeline with a picture of Gus blissed out on the porch. This cat is just too much.
White fluffy cat sleeping on his back on an outdoor blue and white rug on a porch.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
If you had asked me 15-20 years ago if I was ever going to listen to terrestrial FM radio again I would have laughed at you. Hell no, radio is trash. But wnxpnashville.bsky.social has got me listening again 😎 Great music, good DJs, updates on local concerts and events, this is what radio should be!
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WNXP Nashville (@wnxpnashville.bsky.social)
Nashville’s NPR Music station. Your place for music discovery. Listener powered, member supported. 91.1 FM on your dial or stream at wnxp.org. linkin.bio/wnxpnashville/
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SPOOKYTime, M.D.🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @saigontimemd.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
old snake
drawing of old solid snake smoking

TEXT: Snake, we went ahead and made all the controls just A LITTLE different so you, the experienced player, are forced to grapple old-man-like with the discomfort of a changed world
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Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
You’re not allowed to use this as a reason to be against “experimenting” with AI at work but the environmental destruction is to me easily the most important part of my opposition
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I'm at the dentist right now getting a crown replaced, and the TV over the dental chair is showing Under the Skin (2013). This is the last movie I would have expected to see while at the dentist's office 🤔
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Picked up a really good haul on marketplace this weekend, so I had a lazy Sunday evening watching Steve Wallis camp next to highways while I cleaned NES carts.
Cluttered computer desk with cleaning supplies and opened NES cartridges sitting in front of the keyboard. Also a can of Coke Zero.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/04/2026
how is this literally happening in real life
Far Side comic from 1987

“Through a gross navigational error, the Love Boat steams into the Strait of Hormuz”
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