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Jeremy Aber 🍉

@fmonk.bsky.social
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That's that good sugary trash like a big boy likes. Former Kansan, current Tennessean. Another chump in higher ed. Proud union member.

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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Stella considered becoming a gamer kitty, but she ultimately decided that the gross fuzzy ball is still more her speed 😌
Small black cat sitting top of a cabinet. The cabinet is made from a former Pac-Man arcade cabinet, and holds vintage game consoles and a CRT TV. The consoles in frame include a Sega Saturn, a Sega Master System, a black GameCube with GBA player attached and a PC-Engine Core II. There is a High Speed pinball machine next to the cabinet and a shelf above with PlayStation boxes.A small black cat sitting on a carpeted floor in the sun holding a multi-color fuzzy ball under one paw, she looks very satisfied with herself.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Stella is a wild woman! Only six months old and flipping over campers like it's nothing!
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gus is doin' his thing 😎 This pose is how you can tell he's happy and feeling comfortable.
A long-haired white cat laying on his back on a carpeted floor. His front paws are curled up, his back legs are sprawled out, and he looks extremely satisfied.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's simultaneously frightening and relieving to know that people are still out here doing this. I guess the mayor is a pig and a crook? Not sure which mayor they're referring to.
VW New Beetle driving down the street, adorned with painted words and various dolls and figures glued to the car, it looks completely unhinged.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The sign in action! Unfortunately one of the animated ghosts stopped fading on and off and was blinking instead. In the process of trying to connect to the wi-fi controller to fix it, I managed to fuck up *all* the animated portions, that's tomorrow's problem. But I did get a photo of all of them 😎
Neon (LED rope) yard sign of a spooky Halloween cat in profile with an ached back. The photo is taken at night while the sign is illuminated.Photo of my front yard with multiple neon (LED rope) Halloween decorations, including a spooky cat, a green zombie with an exposed brain, and two ghosts next to a gravestone. The photo is taken at night and all the yard signs are lit up
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here's the finished layout! I still need to solder everything together, but I'm pretty happy with how it is going so far 😈
LED outline of a cartoon cat, back arched, eyes looking angry, mouth open. The LED rope is designed to mimic neon tubing and is mounted to a metal grid frame for setting up outdoors when it's done.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My latest Halloween neon (LED) yard decoration in progress. I know the homies @jhb.bsky.social and @manningkrull.bsky.social are going to want to see how it turns out 😎 It's going to be a black (blue) cat with yellow eyes when it's done! I meant to make this last year, but Halloween snuck up on me 😅
An in-progress image of blue rope LEDs being attached to a metal grid frame in the shape of a spooky Halloween cat! The body is formed, the head and ears have not yet been placed, but the loose LED rope is sitting in the rough location it will go.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Latest Stella update:
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ran into a celebrity at the K-Pop store this morning, tried to play it cool 😅
Retail store shelf. On the shelf are pens with cute fuzzy animals on the ends, above, someone has used the pens to draw a crude version of Eric Cartman from the show South Park.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Stella may be small, but she has a mighty thirst for adventure!
A tiny black kitten stands up with her paws against a glass storm door. She is looking outside at the yard. She is very small compared to the world around her.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
People say that local news is dead. But just look at this reporting! Checkmate naysayers 😏
Front page of The Daily News Journal of Murfreesboro, TN. The main headlines are "Murfreesboro's Wawa plans grand opening", "Keanu Reeves' mom designed dresses for Dolly Parton", and Knoxville woman has world's longest mullet" the story about the mullet is accompanied by a very large photo of a woman holding up her braided mullet while wearing a patterned button-down shirt covered in vintage Marvel Comics logos.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dear Penthouse Forum, it finally happened to me! I saw a Vinfast in the wild! Somehow it managed to drive to Kroger without catastrophically failing!
Picture of a parked green Vinfast VF8 electric SUV in a grocery store parking lot
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Behold! Poppy: a master of camouflage!
A calico cat named Poppy who is lying next to a sofa. A blanket on the sofa is draped over the edge and covers one small part of the cat over her shoulders. It provides absolutely zero assistance in her attempt to hide.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Not quite done, but they're in the living room!
Wooden shelves in a living room. A yellow chair with pillows and tools on it sit next to the shelves, and there is a geodesic stained glass lamp hanging from the ceiling near the shelves. It casts colored light on the walls and ceiling.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Surprising no one, I have designed and built some bookshelves for my living room that don't fit through the door to the house. (I figured this out partway through assembly and I can just disassemble a few parts to get it in, but it's still embarrassing) They're not quite finished, but they're close.
Some wooden bookshelves with a dark stain finish in a garage. They are mostly, but not completely finished and ready to not go through the door to my house because they're too tall.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I mean look at this thing! Beautiful!
Front view of the final generation of the Saab 9-5 in silver.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Poppy had to get some dental work done and they had to shave her front paws for the anesthetic, and now she looks like she's wearing little boots.
A calico cat named Poppy sitting on the rug in front of a table with a record player, PS5, and VCR. She has her front forearms shaved and it makes her look like she is wearing fuzzy boots.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This thing is pretty neat! The Dreamcast is still the best 😌
VMUPRO unit sitting on a wooden surface. It is a modern replacement for the Dreamcast VMU that has a full color screen and can store essentially infinite save games
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Mike Morris, I don't know who you are, but you can't have your copy of Excitebike back, it's mine now 😤
NES cartridge for the game Excitebike. Someone has written the name 'MIKE MORRIS' below the label in permanent marker.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Just going to Walgreen's to pick up my farming medicine
Walgreen's pharmacy drive-through and parking lot. There is a John Deere tractor with a large piece of farming equipment attached to it in the parking lot. I am in a city and clearly not a farmer because I don't know what that thing is called, but I'm pretty sure it's for harvesting hay?
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I pulled up the tile in the entryway today. Some of them are cracked and the sealant surface the previous owners put on it has always been Not Great, so I'm replacing the tile. In the process, I discovered a secret floor vent that *is* hooked up to the central air! Great work everyone! 🙄
Tile floor in the process of being torn up. There are some bare spots where the tile has been removed and a small pile of debris. Crucially, there is no central air floor register, the entire space is tile.The floor with all tile and debris removed from the entryway. There is a surprise floor register where cold air is coming up that had been fully blocked off by tiles.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hey if you're having a bad day just remember this dude has your back. You can visit them at the UFO Watchtower in Hooper Colorado, a highly recommended stop if you find yourself in the San Luis Valley.
metal cutout of a green alien waving and smiling while wearing sunglasses
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I found this in my glovebox and forgot that I had been moving it from glovebox to glovebox over the years because it's funny. What an insane thing to hand out to college students! There's no way this didn't encourage more drinking and driving. I would have got this around 2002-ish?
A business card that has a chart that shows how much blood alcohol one is likely to blow on a breathalizer based on one's body weight and the number of drinks concerned. There are sections of the chart's results labelled 'rarely enforced', 'possibly enforced', and 'definitely enforced'. One has to assume that students used the card to justify driving after drinking. 'No, I'll fall into the rarely enforced category, it's definitely ok to drive!'
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Blessing your timeline with a picture of Gus blissed out on the porch. This cat is just too much.
White fluffy cat sleeping on his back on an outdoor blue and white rug on a porch.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
These are the games I'm keeping out of the lot. If you look closely, you'll see a couple of games that I was pretty pumped to get (especially the two in the top left of the picture) Oh also I replaced the batteries in the games that have battery backed saves.
13 NES cartridges laying out on a carpeted floor. They are Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Might & Magic, Gyruss, Cybernoid, Millipede, Silver Surfer, Legendary Wings, Cobra Triangle, Major League Baseball, The Last Ninja, The Karate Kid, 1942, and Baseball
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
36 games, $210, but some of them are *dirty*. This is the worst one, but I've only gone through 16 of them so far. The brasso metal polish really helps get the gunk off carts that are this bad.
Opened NES Baseball cartridge. The gold edge connector on the PCB is filthy with corrosion.The same game as the previous image, but after cleaning. The edge connector is significantly cleaner than before and the game plays fine now!
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Picked up a really good haul on marketplace this weekend, so I had a lazy Sunday evening watching Steve Wallis camp next to highways while I cleaned NES carts.
Cluttered computer desk with cleaning supplies and opened NES cartridges sitting in front of the keyboard. Also a can of Coke Zero.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
For those about to rock, we salute you 🫡
A white medium length cat laying on a ring on a hardwood floor. He has one paw stretched out covering the neck of a guitar-shaped catnip toy. His name is Gus and he is a delight.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The trees looked great this weekend.
Trees in blossom in my front yard. Some trees have green leaves, one has white blossoms, and one has pink blossoms.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
If you need some free Bojangles I found a spot earlier, I can let you know where.
A Bojangles combo meal sitting on top of an outdoor electrical box, completely unattended.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
View from inside James Turrell's Blue Pesher
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A rabbit woman in the woods (it's a statue that's at Cheekwood Botanical Gardens in Nashville)
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Back on my bullshit smdh
Nintendo Virtual Boy console on it's stand, the viewfinder facing the camera. On the table next to it is a boxed copy of Hyper Fighting for the Virtual Boy.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I know we live in an era of easily accessible 'wacky' bumper stickers, but this one really got me the other day when I needed a laugh.
White bumper sticker with pixelated blue bird on it, the text reads "I met the love of my life on www.slsknet.org". The sticker is on the tailgate of a dark green Ford F-150 with a Mississippi tag.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The other night I was in the presence of a Murfreesboro legend 🫡
A sign for The Red Rose Bread & Bagel store. It's a white circle with black text around the outside and a cartoon red rose bloom in the center. The sign used to be an exterior one for a now-closed store, it is now hanging on someone's wall in their living room.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
No one told me that Ariel was in Skate or Die 2!
Screen showing the NES game Skate or Die 2, the cartoon rendering of the character on the screen has a striking resemblance to Ariel from Disney's The Little Mermaid.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Going seal mode 🦭
White cat laying on a carpet. The cat is laying on his side with both front legs tucked in and both back legs sticking out in a pose that looks similar to a seal laying on a beach.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
He just lays like this when he's comfortable!
A white fluffy cat laying on the floor on a rug on his back. His rear leg is sticking straight up like some kind of lovable weirdo.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Gus is not sure about the pinball machine!
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Computer, enhance! Oh! Uh, I... I think I'm ok without asking.
Vehicles waiting at a red light in the road. A large black Ford truck is centered in the photo A closer view of the black truck from the previous photo. There is white lettering on the rear window.Zoomed in view of the lettering in the rear window of the black truck. It reads "Ask me about my Ham Radio Club"
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Should I get this or what?
Shelf at the liquor store with cans of Jepson's Malort Spritz
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Some idiot left the dumpster in front of the shop instead of out back!
The rear end of a Tesla Cybertruck parked in front of a bakery that is in what used to be a residential house. The Tesla hilariously has a personalized license plate that reads "THXELON". Naturally, this is all taking place in Nashville.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 got me parrying so hard I broke my Xbox One controller 😲 (I was attempting to fight Grosse Tete)
Xbox One controller on a wooden table in front of a computer keyboard. The right bumper button is broken and the controller interior is exposed where the plastic button used to be.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Also, here's a comparison to standard Game Boy and Game Gear cases, it's almost a hybrid of the two!
Three translucent plastic cases for handheld games, including one for Sega Game Gear, one for Nintendo Game Boy, and one for the weird SUPER GAME 15 in 1 bootleg cartridge.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Check out this wild bootleg that I just got! It has 15 games on it, although it does not save your progress in Super Mario Land 2. The reset button doesn't appear to actually do anything, so you have to flip the power switch to change games. I love how weird this thing is and its extra long case!
Bootleg Game Boy cartridge inserted into an original Game Boy. The cartridge is approximately twice as long as a normal Game Boy cartridge, so it sticks out really far.Bootleg Game Boy cartridge sitting on a wooden desk. The cart is twice as tall as a standard Game Boy cartridge. The label says SUPER GAME 15 IN 1 on it.An extra long case for a bootleg Game Boy cartridge. The case seems more similar in design to a Sega Game Gear case than a Nintendo Game Boy case.A double height bootleg Game Boy cartridge inserted into a Game Boy Advance. The extra height of the cartridge looks especially strange in the GBA. The screen shows the first eight games on the cartridge. In order, they are 1) Super Mario Land 2 2)Star Hawk 3) Darkman 4) Blue Brothers 5) Dark Wing Duck 6) Flint Stones 7) Parasol Stars and 8) Robocop 2.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Look what followed me home from the antique mall!
WCW Vs NWO World Tour cartridge for the Nintendo 64. The cartridge is resting on top of a red, black, and white patterned tablecloth.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
A few more games! I go for a month or two without buying anything, then it's all at once 😅 Quattro Sports matches my copy of Quattro Adventure on NES, and Raging Fighter is a 2D fighting game I've always been curious about for Game Boy. Also I got the PlayStation light at Goodwill for $4, not bad!
A complete-in-box copy of Quattro Sports for the NES. The box is laying next to the loose cartridge, which has a reflective gold finish. Next to them is a loose cartridge of Raging Fighter for the original Game Boy. The games are sitting on a wooden desk An illuminated PlayStation sign, it has a green triangle, a red circle, a blue X, and purple square, all lit by internal LED lights. It is sitting on top of a shelf of Sega Dreamcast games in jewel cases.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
A couple of new pickups. I already had a loose copy of Armor Attack, but now I've got a CIB copy with the overlay!
Two complete-in-box video games on a wooden table. The games are Tournament Cyberball for Atari Lynx and Armor..Attack for Vectrex.
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Jeremy Aber 🍉 @fmonk.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
@flashback64.com Flashback acquired 😤
Box for the Sega Genesis game Flashback: The Quest for Identity.
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