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Fluff Orpington

@flufforpington.bsky.social
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PNW small town/rural ancom and AuDHD mom. Here for the long and patient work, but not podcasts.

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Antifascist Art PDX @antifashpdxart.bsky.social · 20h
No borders No nations Stop the deportations No nations No borders Disobey your orders
Sticker with a person looking out over mountains "from here I can see a borderless world"
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 20h
If you’re like me and have zero interest in Cruise/satires but want to know what the twist is: AV Club has you covered. No need to spend money or time to understand the Digger discourse.
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Greg @gpmorrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Note that atonement (or rehabilitation) does not compel forgiveness. Forgiveness is an act of grace, an act of discretion. The victim is never wrong to withhold forgiveness. You still have to atone even if you are never forgiven. And rehabilitation, whatever that means, is contingent on atonement.
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Keep reading more about the Cornell case and it saddens me that I can reconstruct about 90% of what the guys in that room were saying to create plausible deniability when Jane Doe was trying to reconcile the truth later
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Dr. Karen Carr @quatrus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If Louis XIV persecuted Native Americans on their page, then he also had to do it on his page. If Anne of Austria was queen regent on her page, she also had to be regent on Louis XIII's page. If English ships carried enslaved Africans on the slavery page, they also did it on the England page, etc.
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Dr. Karen Carr @quatrus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I used to have a rule on my website that if eg. Edward's expulsion of Jews was important enough to mention on the page on medieval Judaism, then it had to also be on Edward's page. This rule really changed the tone of a lot of pages, I think very much for the better.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like. I get having baggage that makes it hard to move forward in triangulation with those who have done you harm, I really fucking do. But as a species we are in fact morally obligated to resist backsliding into racial and ethnic prejudice because of said baggage.
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Jess Liotta 🍄 @jessliotta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean, it’s not NOT giving Georgia O’Keeffe
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are two geese inside me
Vintage Mother Goose illustration where she’s swimming in a pond with her goslings and wearing a colorful red and blue bonnetClose-up photo of an angry white goose hissing. You can see the spiky ridges lining the inside of its beak and tongue
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are two geese inside me
Vintage Mother Goose illustration where she’s swimming in a pond with her goslings and wearing a colorful red and blue bonnetClose-up photo of an angry white goose hissing. You can see the spiky ridges lining the inside of its beak and tongue
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bunch of the coworkers got together for lunch today found out that one of their husbands was eating a two-pound loaf of Tillamook cheese EVERY THREE DAYS until he was like “why does my tummy hurt?”
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bunch of the coworkers got together for lunch today found out that one of their husbands was eating a two-pound loaf of Tillamook cheese EVERY THREE DAYS until he was like “why does my tummy hurt?”
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A senior manager at my office advised me not to get involved with helping out an admin assistant at another location bc of internal company politics that might blow back and…no? Fuck that and solidarity forever. I’ll tread carefully but I’m not gonna let someone flounder bc of C-suite drama.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what if it was called Helpraiser: and a guy with a normal head was just smiling saying "we have such support to give you"
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 29/09/2026
They aren't debating, they are doing propaganda and every time they win, you lose rights. You lose autonomy. You get surveilled. You risk going to prison. The forced birth movement only exists as a function of fascism and it's designed to keep women & girls pregnant, desperate and unable to leave
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine thinking a body which contains Clarence Thomas has any authority to speak on workplace harassment
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
line up like the top 10 most famous white dude comedians over 40 and not one of them will have ever done anything more purely, deliriously funny than an elementary school band recital where one woodwind is WILDLY off like there's a goose dying in the second row
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My kindergartner has always refused to discuss her day at daycare/school, to the point we’re joking that she’ll do great if she gets arrested someday
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watched that Backrooms motion picture last night. Very good. Obsession was also excellent. If this is the kind of cinema the crazy kids today with their hula hoops and fax machines are giving us, I’m not going to yell at them to get off my lawn, I will instead welcome them with lemonade and cookies.
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 27/09/2026
By default, most nuclear families cannot meet all the needs of their children because the nuclear family is a limited resource model by design. So the kids have to branch out, find chosen family, learn to self sustain. Makes leaving easier if they feel they need to
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What if I brought TWO coffees to the interview? What about THAT?
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New free mail-order Narcan option if you live anywhere in Oregon. Four doses, you just give them your shipping address (no phone number or email). justincaseoregon.org
justincaseoregon.org
Just in Case Oregon
Request naloxone by mail in Oregon.
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WhinterQueen @whinterqueen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
DEAR OREGON, CARRY NARCAN WHEREVER YOU GO. ITS FREE. LOVE, LAURYN
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Limonene @limonene.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
He drinks a clover drink He drinks a mung bean drink He drinks a locust drink He drinks a soy milk drink He sings the songs that remind him of the good beans He sings the songs that remind him of the better beans
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New free mail-order Narcan option if you live anywhere in Oregon. Four doses, you just give them your shipping address (no phone number or email). justincaseoregon.org
justincaseoregon.org
Just in Case Oregon
Request naloxone by mail in Oregon.
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yo has Fred Armisen made his reactionary “we can’t tell jokes anymore” turn yet or what?
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sending WELL I’M NEVER MAKING TOAST AGAIN.mp4 as my audition tape to a doom metal band
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally getting a chance to enjoy Widow’s Bay, which was crafted in a lab to entertain me
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Paid $4K+ to have my tires and brakes replaced a couple weeks ago and guess what! My car started making a horrible sound when I was braking and turning on the way to pick up the kids from school! Whee!
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Adam Rogers @jetjocko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The head of Weyland-Yutani told the global council that zaibatsu work on engineering the xenomorphic alien with acid for blood posed a viable threat to humanity, but that as long as everyone was working on scary alien weapons, well, so it goes, am I right?
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Zohran’s Mommy Dommey @loridiletto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At some point c. 2021, capitalists realized that there were no natural economic laws nor any criminal laws stopping them from demanding every last dollar that working people have. It was just a social norm that let us. e.g. save for retirement, and they finally agreed to break it.
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Googling “how to teach your cat to blow his nose”
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
God help the person who ever makes me yell in public bc I have been repressing SO MUCH FRUSTRATION while speaking to my children calmly as I help them through their various storms
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yo has Fred Armisen made his reactionary “we can’t tell jokes anymore” turn yet or what?
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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good morning, here's a bunch of gigantic Dolly Parton hair. She had the biggest hair of any star for decades. She was asked how long it takes to do her hair and she said, "I don't know, I'm never there when they do it."
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Absolutely
Reasons why I'm polite to waiters - Because I realize they're human beings, trying to make a living, not my servants.
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anyone else in Portland have a cat with a nasty cold right now?
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
f) no, he's right
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve either hit the three days of my cycle where I’m actually hungry, or forgetting both my morning and afternoon doses of Ritalin has shown me what’s killing my appetite lately.
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ll be bummed when the kids get older and I no longer get to hear gems like “The Sad Shoe of Liberty”
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cat’s sniffling and wheezing has progresses to snot rocket sneeze-flurries and we’re hoping that means he’s finally clearing shit out and doesn’t need a $500 tune-up at the vet
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Mylo Minderbinder @duffomatic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The House Always Wins 2.0 www.nytimes.com/2026/09/19/b...
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At DraftKings, AI Targets the Gamblers Likeliest to Lose (Gift Article)
Data science helps determine who receives betting incentives, but the company has resisted using similar technology to protect gamblers at risk of addiction.
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Still waiting for PersimmonFacts to resurface here on Bluesky
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Be really funny if the only real God that has ever or will ever exsist is the God of the cat distribution system. Like sorry about your wheat crop man, can I offer you a tabby in this trying time?
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me: can I get some fries for the table The table, whispering to me: garlic fries Me: let’s make that garlic fries haha
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I miss visiting farms as a part of work because then I had a much more believable excuse for my car being filthy.
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Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of the senior scientists today had a “my favorite season is the fall of fascism” t-shirt and I can’t stress enough how different this work environment is from my last job
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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