Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 8hFor once in Bluesky history, I had the 30+ notifications badge and it wasn’t a glitch 020
Reposted by Fluff Orpingtonamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 04/10/2026if you’re in line to wish me ill, stay in line. my neighbor is long-winded, we’ll be here awhile 01483
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I can take some more pictures of the stalks and gills if anyone wants to take a guess 000
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The neighbors want to know if these are poisonous to dogs 😬 100
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We have dozens of these giant mushrooms growing in our lawn and flower beds, and they look cool until they melt into piles of slimy shit 100
Reposted by Fluff OrpingtonSharon "Screams in Perimenopause" Z @sharonz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026In honor of Anti-Prime Day and Bookshop offering free shipping, I made a short affiliate list of books that help you write more good. It's the "AI sucks, here's how to write it yourself list". bookshop.org/lists/ai-suc...bookshop.orgAI Sucks. Here's how to write it yourselfTurning to the books that helped me to write more, write better, and to write with more clarity. There are the books that shaped my writing. 26217
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What if someone trolled the State of Jefferson folks by trying to co-opt the XX flag as a matriarchy thing 020
Reposted by Fluff Orpington☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026>papal schisms >recurring plagues >antisemitism >magical thinking Which one of you cowards called Medieval Studies useless??!! 522654
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Is it just “here’s how to sign up for tradwife dating sites” 010
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I took the same screenshot Like what could happen in four posts 030
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s themstatic.klipy.comStar Demands More!Alt: Kylo Ren Demands More! 000
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s mestatic.klipy.comConan The Barbarian Drags Heavy LogAlt: Conan The Barbarian pushes Heavy Log mill for years 100
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s giving Conan the Barbarian vibes, but for the tiniest masters who just screech at you 130
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is the most ridiculous merry-go-round you’ll ever push at a playground, by the way 120
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Wait til you start forgetting your decade 120
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Girl at playground: “You’re five?! I’m six!! Oh wait I’m seven, I forgot. I was six for a long time, so I have to get used to being seven.” 120
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My cat had some kind of GNARLY upper respiratory infection that involved copious amounts of bloody snot, but he recovered before our vet appointment and now we don’t have to pay $250 and he’s back to his old self 050
Reposted by Fluff OrpingtonAntifascist Art PDX @antifashpdxart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No borders No nations Stop the deportations No nations No borders Disobey your orders 0159
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If you’re like me and have zero interest in Cruise/satires but want to know what the twist is: AV Club has you covered. No need to spend money or time to understand the Digger discourse. 020
Reposted by Fluff OrpingtonGreg @gpmorrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Note that atonement (or rehabilitation) does not compel forgiveness. Forgiveness is an act of grace, an act of discretion. The victim is never wrong to withhold forgiveness. You still have to atone even if you are never forgiven. And rehabilitation, whatever that means, is contingent on atonement. 0269
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’ll bet you $100 right now that they framed it as the same tired shit about liberation and not being uptight, just way more TikTok It’s the same playbook 000
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Keep reading more about the Cornell case and it saddens me that I can reconstruct about 90% of what the guys in that room were saying to create plausible deniability when Jane Doe was trying to reconcile the truth later 100
Reposted by Fluff OrpingtonDr. Karen Carr @quatrus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If Louis XIV persecuted Native Americans on their page, then he also had to do it on his page. If Anne of Austria was queen regent on her page, she also had to be regent on Louis XIII's page. If English ships carried enslaved Africans on the slavery page, they also did it on the England page, etc. 1112
Reposted by Fluff OrpingtonDr. Karen Carr @quatrus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I used to have a rule on my website that if eg. Edward's expulsion of Jews was important enough to mention on the page on medieval Judaism, then it had to also be on Edward's page. This rule really changed the tone of a lot of pages, I think very much for the better. 2295
Reposted by Fluff OrpingtonMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Like. I get having baggage that makes it hard to move forward in triangulation with those who have done you harm, I really fucking do. But as a species we are in fact morally obligated to resist backsliding into racial and ethnic prejudice because of said baggage. 0435
Reposted by Fluff OrpingtonJess Liotta 🍄 @jessliotta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I mean, it’s not NOT giving Georgia O’Keeffe 1213
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sea hag with an impressive mani for marking and tracking your prey 010
Reposted by Fluff OrpingtonFluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There are two geese inside me 061
Reposted by Fluff OrpingtonFluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Bunch of the coworkers got together for lunch today found out that one of their husbands was eating a two-pound loaf of Tillamook cheese EVERY THREE DAYS until he was like “why does my tummy hurt?” 021
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Bunch of the coworkers got together for lunch today found out that one of their husbands was eating a two-pound loaf of Tillamook cheese EVERY THREE DAYS until he was like “why does my tummy hurt?” 021
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Props to this senior person for trying to look out for me and help avoid a minefield, even if I have no idea what’s actually going on, but yeah, I’m looking out for the people in MY pay grade. 020
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“I asked that office to just come to you if they need admin help” Well okay, that’s an Admin discussion. We have our own teams. I’m gonna figure out what’s happening before just taking someone else’s work and potentially making them look bad. 110
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A senior manager at my office advised me not to get involved with helping out an admin assistant at another location bc of internal company politics that might blow back and…no? Fuck that and solidarity forever. I’ll tread carefully but I’m not gonna let someone flounder bc of C-suite drama. 110
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is making me want to rewatch it (I just finished it for the first time and missed so much! Watching it mainly on my phone and I think those tiny gags are hard to catch) 010
Reposted by Fluff Orpingtonbeef buddy @666ofswords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026hey so i have a ton of art and poems from queer and trans people in prisons that i would really like to get to an organization that will use them and archive them. the org i was working with is not one i would like to give them to. any recs? is it you? 65330
Reposted by Fluff Orpington🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026what if it was called Helpraiser: and a guy with a normal head was just smiling saying "we have such support to give you" 718427
Reposted by Fluff OrpingtonPhoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 29/09/2026They aren't debating, they are doing propaganda and every time they win, you lose rights. You lose autonomy. You get surveilled. You risk going to prison. The forced birth movement only exists as a function of fascism and it's designed to keep women & girls pregnant, desperate and unable to leave 0145
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wait was it really a name or just a fill in the blank quiz? Like what if you were the kind of person who gets called out in bog-standard corporate training modules 130
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gonna point to this every time someone is like “why didn’t you pursue legal action when you got laid off after having your baby and suffering PPD and burnout?” 021
Reposted by Fluff OrpingtonMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026Imagine thinking a body which contains Clarence Thomas has any authority to speak on workplace harassment 1674
Reposted by Fluff OrpingtonClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026line up like the top 10 most famous white dude comedians over 40 and not one of them will have ever done anything more purely, deliriously funny than an elementary school band recital where one woodwind is WILDLY off like there's a goose dying in the second row 133716
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I haven’t seen a dentist in three years, I need to schedule a mammogram and get like three labs done and the cat has bloody snot so he probably needs to get to the vet and we’re dealing with a totally new drop-off/pick-up routines with two kids and two parents with fulltime jobs and ADHD. 100
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Okay cool you have behavior expectations? We’ll sign the contracts But can there be like, a take-home sheet that actually separates the four categories of paper we’ll find in the folder and what needs done? 100
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 29/09/2026now we’re responding to her kindergarten teacher’s texts at 8pm trying to figure out what the fuck is up with her “take home folder” and the million coloring sheets WHAT IS PICKLE WORK NOTHING IS WRITTEN ANYWHERE 100
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My kindergartner has always refused to discuss her day at daycare/school, to the point we’re joking that she’ll do great if she gets arrested someday 100
Fluff Orpington @flufforpington.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don’t post now that I’m off the job-market, but I have a 649-day streak on one of the games 010