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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh, how I wish the fake horror host and fake horror movies in JACK-O were real. Sweaty, chain smoking Cameron Mitchell would be an amazing scary movie host!

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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Wings Hauser should rightfully be a horror icon. He's in so many epic horror flicks like Mutant here. Always goes 1,000%! Love movies like this that take bonkers 180 turns. Seems like a classic hicksploitation flick then WHAMMO--toxic waste zombie chaos!

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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lioness Martha Raye's expression sums up my feelings on things pretty well.

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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Broke a pint glass on the floor. Now to spend the next few days paranoid everything has tiny shards of glass hidden in it. Yes, my socks in the folded laundry pile 15 feet away might have glass in them.YoU NeVer KNow!!!

\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Need a 12 part documentary on the creation, rise in popularity, and decline of horrifying chef statues outside restaurants. These freaky dudes were everywhere for awhile!

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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Let me live the rest of my days in a Newport Cigarette ad. What a fun world that was! (except for all the cancer)

\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The People of Portland, Oregon: Sketch No. 15: "Skater Fudd." This super doped up derp surprised me in the elevator with a loud 100% Elmer Fudd "HEWWOW!" He was so high, he had the talkies and it was all I could do not to laugh. Not at his speech inpediment, just the sudden craziness of it all.🦆🦫🌲

\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy National Comic Book Day! Here's a well-drawn Mantis butt by Pablo Marcos. Sadly, men's butts in classic comics are flat cuz artists were scared to draw sexy butts. As a man who's dedicated his life to doing things to other men's butts, seeing one that actually looks good lifts my heart! 💚

\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My friend got me a Dr. McCoy Star Trek commemerative plate! Never thought I'd own anything this fancy. Came with a signed Certificate of Authenticity. Guess it's the real McCoy!

\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Has anybody seen Gayracula? Is it accurate?

\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Needed waaaaaay more murders and gore. But was well made, had plenty of atmosphere, and great characters. Plus the goofball from My Bloody Valentine and other great Canadian actors. Cozy slasher flick. #criesatnight

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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Accidentally made an art. My Karen Black shirt was gazing at me after being thrown in the hamper. She was so gorgeous!

\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Good morning, here's a bunch of gigantic Dolly Parton hair. She had the biggest hair of any star for decades. She was asked how long it takes to do her hair and she said, "I don't know, I'm never there when they do it."

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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hrm...I wonder what this movie's about. Helluva cover! Movie's not bad either. A plotty cat and mouse game where a cop chases a......psychic killer!

\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Update: Learned Dean R. Koontz is no long bald and has lush, youthful hair. After consulting the Book of Shadows, I discovered it's a lower demon called a "Hell Toopay." It feeds on the immense negative energy insecure bald men generate. Using my phone-toshop, I have created this image of it.

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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Wanna get people buying books again? Put studs like this on the back cover. When I see a red hot sex pot like Dean R. Koontz on the back of a book, it's an insta-buy. I probably won't read it, just whack off to the picture, but hey, a sales a sale.

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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Goodbye, Bud the Chud! Gerrit Graham was the master of making hilarious crazy faces, and taking kooky characters to delirious heights. A director's dream. His portrayal of Beef from Phantom of the Paradise will forever tickle my soul. Loved this man! 💄🎸⚡️

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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Bought a Halloween skeleton and took him to my neighborhood pizza bar. Without missing a beat, the bartender said they wouldn't serve him cuz he can't hold his liquor. Good stuff! 🍺💀🥴

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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Thoughts on doggy style with the dead? #thehollow

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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Now that's a movie title treatment! No cornputers, all hand lettered. Satanic movies get all the cool stuff!🔥

\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Watched Horror Star aka Frightmare again. Great flick! A buncha disrespectful film fans dig up the corpse of a famous horror star for funs. Jokes on them as he has satanic supernatual powers and comes back to murderize 'em!

\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Here's an image of David Hasselhoff sitting underwater sticking his tongue out. Kinda turned in to Jan Michael Vincent!

\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ladies: Always check the back of your date's head for evil faces, especially at this time of year. You may think it can't happen to you, but that's exactly what they want you to think.

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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Brion James as a flamboyant fashion photographer on the Sledgehammer TV show. I love it when tough guy actors play against type. He totally went for it too. Hilarious to watch!

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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Don't forget to go to church!

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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The power of Satan compels me to share this screen of the pentagram ass tattoo from Hack-o-Lantern every year. Blessed be the hot cheeks that bear the mark of our master! 🤘

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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

One of my friends really hates the Samwise from Ralph Bakshi's Lord of the Rings cartoon. I forgot who it is, but this is for you. Enjoy!

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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Feel sorry for kids nowadays living in the drab, evergrey world of modern Hollywood. In my day, we had vibrant color! Cuz they didn't need to grey it up to pass off crappy CG. We also had heroes with bright smiles and incredible hair. It was amazing!

\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Scurry screen from UB Iwerks 1937 cartoon Skeleton Frolic.

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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I've turned my Fruit of the Looms into a fudge factory. A couple of times. 🍇💩🏭

\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

In honor of Star Trek's 60th anniversary, here are some sexy space hos from DS9. How do you say, "I wanna get it on till the break of dawn" in Klingon?

\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

RETRACTION: Saturday I implied It Came From Beyond Space was a fun movie. When I watched it before, I was indescribably high. Every time the space rock hypnotized people, I thought it hypnotized me and the characters in the movie were real and talking directly to me. This was not the case. Sorry.

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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Any hair experts on here? Can you explain why this actor in The Faculty always has the worst fucking hair? It's the exact same shitty hair he has in Halloween H20! Is this numbnut cutting his own hair? Is it a condition? How is it possible?! #badhair

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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My one-man war against Amazon Slime creator Jeff Bozos continues! An example of the site's chicanery here by selling tiny versions of stuff in hopes you don't read the dimensions. Why the duck would a drill or plumbing pliers ever be this small?! Pure trickery! (crazy drawing penis for scale)

\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Watching Congo for the 373rd time. As someone who got a B- in a community college film class, I feel like I'm qualified to say it's one of three perfect films of its era: The Mummy, Congo, and Starship Troopers. No arguing.

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\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Kooky one on #Svengoolie tonight! A wacky 60s British scifi starring and 80's Batman Alfred and people wearing crazy space glasses! By those madlads at Amicus, a Hammer Horror competitor studio. It's a lark!

\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Terrible tagline. I woulda went with, "In This Valley, There Is Death." Neat movie! If you ever wanted to see the Christmas Story kid get terrorized by a serial killer maniac, this is for you! Plus Catherine Hicks and Sir Wilford Brimley!

\♡/ @lardyrevenger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

How could a movie with a poster like this be bad?! A murky low budget anthology of confusing horror stories. Always happy to see John Carradine though!