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Jacob Pooter

@flooterpooter.bsky.social
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I like Star Wars and Ancillary Justice. I also like Palestine and Sharing.

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Citizen of the Future @citizenofthefuture.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you, @nnedi.bsky.social, for having your books on HumbleBundle. Having, it seems, aged out of being employable in tech, I appreciate being able to get the great books by you and others. www.humblebundle.com/books/africa...
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African Futurism: Nnedi Okorafor, Wole Talabi, and Adam Oyebanji by DAW Books
Read daring, imaginative science fiction stories in this African Futurism ebook bundle! Pay what you want and support BINC!
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm gonna need people to chill and not show me news about BART stabbings and shootings while I'm ON BART. K thanks.
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Finally reading Wolf Worm and you KNOW I had to make the mistake of looking up botflies again because they're fascinating. Still a huge mistake to look them up but there really wasn't an option.
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Very grateful to our listeners for their contributions to $400,000 for migrants. Take a look and join us at alotrolado.org
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Al Otro Lado
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know there’s no game characters in it, but I realized I had the makings of a casual closet cosplay to see Resident Evil tonight. 🧟‍♀️💉
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lol I just confused Lensherr as Erik's (of the opera fame) last name. I figured it out real quick but still.
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hey, cool old people. Keep it together for a bit
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 21/08/2026
Gangnam! Gangnam, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Style. You know that new sound you're looking for? Listen to this!
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Pens must be banned immediately.
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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com · 27/07/2026
The number of posts I see of folks reading Radiant Star and going "But I actually DO want to know about the city's water purification and reclamation system!" is giving me life. Y'all were the reason I put that sentence in. It was just for you, my gift. I was thinking of you as I wrote!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I have a song to sing
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two waiters stand in front of an empty lobster tank. The first waiter says, “I think the lobster got out.” The second waiter exclaims, “WHAT!?” Panel 2: the second waiter, lowering his hands from his face in dawning realization, says, “uh oh…” Panel 3: the lobster is seated at the piano under spotlight, in front of several restaurant goers who seem enraptured by the lobster’s playing. The two waiters can only watch.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Panel 1: Shenne (this is how I'll reference the girl version of Shen from now on) is making a comically pouty crybaby hands with her hands raised and saying "oooo I can't even draw a stick figure"

Panel 2: She's now doing raptor hands and continuing to make the pouty face in profile view, saying "ooooo if I draw something, it's gonna be BAD!"

Panel 3: Shenne faces you directly, the front of her body shaded apart from her eyes and teeth, which form a disgusted expression as she says "WHO THE HELL CARES?? DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANNA SAY TO THE WORLD???"

Panel 4: Shenne, still with a disgusted expression, says "here, loser" and throws a pencil at you.
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Y'all I really don't want to defend Nintendo. Just pick real things to complain about. There are many.
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I dreamed about Mary Poppins last night and in it I came to the conclusion that Bert's accent made sense because he was a chimney sweep so obviously he'd be falling all the time and getting concussions.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
💙🩷🤍🩷💙
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Maggie Wiggin @maggie162.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My god, Octavia Butler, just miss ONCE
 Page from a book saying:

From EARTHSEED: THE BOOKS OF THE LIVING
Choose your Leaders with wisdom and forethought.
To be led by a coward is to be controlled
by all that the coward fears.
To be led by a fool is to be led
by the opportunists who control the fool.
To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen.
To be led by a liar
is to ask to be told lies.
To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery.
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Chris Plante @plante.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
PERSONA SUMMER!!!!!!!!
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I really need someone to teach me how to dap
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Apparently a large part of my thirties is becoming Anne of Green Gables pilled.
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Chris Plante @plante.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It's Post Games' 1st Anniversary. To celebrate, I'm running a sale that I should NEVER DO AGAIN, because it's financially a BAD IDEA. New subscribers can get their first year of Post Games for $40. Ends Sunday at 11:59pm. No ads. Early access. Weekly bonus segments. Monthly bonus episodes.
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The Big Post Games Anniversary Sale! | Post Games
The Big Post Games Anniversary Sale! by Post Games on Patreon. Join Post Games's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I hate that type of day where I see something like a joke about ballsmaxxing and then other posts confirm that it is, in fact, a real thing. Men, just get hobbies. THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM.
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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 07/05/2026
“OH NO HANTAVIRUS LEFT THE BOAT IT’S COMING ON LAND” it’s… been… on land? this strain has been endemic in South America for 30 years. it’s not a novel virus the way SARS-CoV-2 was it is certainly Not Great but measles is way more infectious and y’all are still raw dogging airplanes and concerts
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I actually got a bit emotional thinking about this the other day. Maximum Fun has given me an incredible amount of entertainment, education, and general hope in the world since I started listening 11 years ago. Think about joining, they're good people over there. maximumfun.org/join
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Join | Maximum Fun
If you like one or more shows on MaxFun, and you value independent artists being able to do their thing, you’re the perfect person to become a MaxFun monthly member.
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I just saw an actual ad for snake oil. Now I wanna buy a town's worth of trombones
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The #MaxFunDrive ends on Friday. We are lagging pretty well behind our goals right now. We really need your help to keep the train rolling. Will you join us? maximumfun.org/join
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Join | Maximum Fun
If you like one or more shows on MaxFun, and you value independent artists being able to do their thing, you’re the perfect person to become a MaxFun monthly member.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Gavin Newsome has said his son is a fan of Charlie Kirk Andrew Tate and now Clavicular. You should probably stop running for office and spend time with your son
Gavin Newsome my son was very proud of me he's very familiar with Clavicular
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
For years folks have been asking for ad-free versions of our shows. Now, they’re here. If you are at the $10/month level or above, you can get @jordanjessego.bsky.social and @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social without the ads! So join us! Or upgrade! And don’t wait! maximumfun.org/join
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Join | Maximum Fun
If you like one or more shows on MaxFun, and you value independent artists being able to do their thing, you’re the perfect person to become a MaxFun monthly member.
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I will never agree with these youths that say Suicune is a cat. That is a dog.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Today marks five years since I first posted my Friend of Garak design anywhere online. To celebrate, all my Garak merch is on sale, along with select other items, now through May Day. willburrows.art/shop
A sticker with an illustration of Garak smirking and doing jazz hands with a rainbow behind him and text that says "friend of Garak" in front. Me working on my Friend of Garak design on a laptop and graphics tablet while a gray cat watches intently Andrew Robinson looking delighted as he's seeing Friend of Garak for the first time during a Zoom interview with a fan in Finland DS9 and Voyager writer / Star Trek: Discovery co-creator Bryan Fuller posing in a Friend of Garak t-shirt and gold-rimmed sunglasses.
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Wild that it's 2026 and I still get a very minor thrill when IT tells me a successfully reported a test phishing email.
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It doesn't matter what the context is, if I see any reference to Sydney Greenstreet I am going to shout "What a Christmas!" from Christmas in Connecticut. Have I seen The Maltese Falcon? Somehow, no, and I need to fix that. But if you're gonna talk about it I'm going to be a menace.
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Everyone pony the fuck fpr the librarian who just got sacked for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from the kids' section of the library.
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grym 🧬 whispers of the hole @grymnoire.vanadiel.network · 30/03/2026
[obama starting a new game in re2] uhhh let me be claire
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Not sure why I'm on Esther from Veggietales lesbian/bi-awakening TikTok but I'm happy to be there
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Cody Ziglar @ NYCC AA-E38 @yayforzig.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 19/03/2026
I heard confidence was sexy So now when I'm attracted to someone I immediately try to scam them out of their life savings 🤑🥰
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Anybody else dream about eating an entire cake that was filled with spider eggs and then the thing that you hope wouldn't happen in that dream started happening?
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Oftentimes Jack 🇮🇪🤝🇵🇸 @pepsffk.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
My name is Ahmed 🙏, I'm injured, my health is rapidly deteriorating 💔. I need treatment that costs $150 💊 I can't afford it on my own. Any small donation 🤲 could save my life & give me hope ✨. Thank you from the bottom of my heart ❤️ to everyone who helps or shares me 🙏 chuffed.org/project/1634...
Ahmed with his leg in a cast
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 18/03/2026
edited Heathcliff cartoon.

Heathcliff the cat pauses on his way through what looks like a metal detector leading into the den of the Nutmeg home. 

At the top of the detector, beneath a flashing red beacon light, the words "Him Detector" are written.

From the den, Granny Nutmeg explains to her visiting friend, "It's him."
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Allergies are dumb and I should not have them
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13/03/2026
Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I love a week where I'm just deep into some small part of TikTok that I otherwise would never care about. I'm full-in on skirted toilet TikTok right now and I'm never going to own a house to have one installed
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Mothership @mothership.blog · 11/03/2026
The best D&D game since Baldur's Gate 3, *and* it contends with gender? Yes, please. By @zoehhannah.com www.mothership.blog/in-esoteric-...
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In Esoteric Ebb, men talk to men about manhood, and that's a good thing
It does not shy away from the things many of us are always thinking about when we interact with others, like, “Who are you voting for?” and “What does being a man mean to you?”
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Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I think he looks like he's about to announce that the Bajoran workers have taken control of Ore Processing and have three minutes to surrender before neurozine gas is vented into the compartment.
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Reminder to self, just straight up block anyone on Bluesky if I get any sort of negative response from them. I am that snowflake here and I'm darn proud of it.
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Nothing so uniquely disappointing as getting into a political conversation and you think you're both vibing and then they make it clear they're a centrist
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I beat the Elite Four this morning so I can finally go back to RE9 and screaming.
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Jacob Pooter @flooterpooter.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Such a weird day when you see people calling John Piper woke.
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