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@floatysquish.bsky.social
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transmasc disabled d00d. deeply unserious, but also highly serious.

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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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Cloud @floatysquish.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The worst group project ever, but it's a poly group chat with a meta who is determined to argue instead of making a shared calendar. Please just tell me what I'm doing on Sunday 😭
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
A man says "sometimes, I have a fantast about being lightly grilled." A large set of tongs places the man on a hot grill. "My skin would burn, but it owuld be very pleasurable." He relaxes in the prone position on top of the grill. "And I would compare my grill marks with other grill guys." The man is at a job interview and completes the classic thought "but other than that, I would say my greatest weakness is that I'm a perfectionist."
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
My mother: openly dislikes me Me: why don’t you like me My mother: :O
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Broken Buffalo 🦬🔥 @dinahrouseabout.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Friendly reminder that we still don't have total marriage equality. Disabled people still have to pick between getting married or keeping their benefits. I'm a Disabled Adult Child beneficiary. If I ever get married, I lose all of my benefits, regardless of who I marry. The fight isn't over.
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Robert G. Callahan, II - author / attorney @rcallahanwaco.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
⚪️ Evangelicals mad because Kendrick showed how easy it is to call out predators on stage but they won’t do it.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The longer I live in this county the more I’ve come to vibe with the Philly sports teams/fans. Like yes girl climb a lamppost have some fun babes
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Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈 @brianamillslmft.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Being disabled is like having a full time job where you have to pay other people.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I hate when my chronic illness branches out into different disorders. Please stay in your lane.
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ ❤️‍🔥 @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
i think fat people should be allowed to maul their doctors alive when they come to them about a health concern and only hear "have you tried losing weight"
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
the stairs are in my prayers
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Claire Jackson @claire.northsky.social · 04/02/2025
I just took the best picture of my life
picture of a TV with the scene in Star Trek the next generation where Worf is uncomfortably holding Spot and Data is saying "Tell him he is a pretty cat" and peaking up in the foreground of the picture is three quarters of a black and white cat's face
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ ❤️‍🔥 @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
god gives his strongest trans men the heaviest titties (me)
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen
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Cloud @floatysquish.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Please I can't be rollating to the nearest "significant" electrical box with bird painting every day
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Cloud @floatysquish.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
We could even do remote pokestop spins to "visit" each other
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Cloud @floatysquish.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Petition for Niantic to let disabled ppl put pokestops in our front yards
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
True friends examine each others prostates to prevent cancer
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/02/2025
I'm sorry I was so weird the other night that's how I am every night
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
at this point I’m like 43% ibuprofen
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/02/2025
elected democrats are to voters what landlords are to tenants. painted-over-the-outlet-ass party
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
if i designed algorithms i would make it so they showed you nice things that made you smile
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Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
i prefer “performance art” rather than “crying in the grocery store”
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/01/2025
i'm starting to think that making the guys that make video game graphics cards a load bearing pillar of the entire american economy might have been a bad move
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
death cures insomnia by the way
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Cloud @floatysquish.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I am DEEPLY looking forward to being less able to cry after starting T. Grant me my god-given right to bottle things up until I die PLEASE
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kháris✨ cloud taming era ☁️ @kharisology.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I envy all the gamers who don’t get motion sickness on long car rides. I envy all of you. You have a gift. Don’t take it for granted.
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PushingUpRoses 🦇 @pushinguproses.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Gordon Ramsay on Kitchen Nightmares: You have no standards! Where’s the quality of your food?!? Me, eating microwave Mac N Cheese: Yeah! Where’s the standards??
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
[murderer enters my bedroom] murderer: murdering time! me: not today murderer (safely positions entire body under covers) murderer: SON OF A
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/01/2025
why is my health bar blinking red
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Cloud @floatysquish.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
hypermobile ppl should be able to pop out & remove whatever body parts are currently hurting. goodbye left shoulder, good riddance, you can come back when you finally respect my boundary of not pulling on my neck and ribs
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Cloud @floatysquish.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Everything would be better as an orb. Orb is best shape.
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