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David Foster Flawless

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Cornell case is starting to bring up my own history of SA, and that the line “we can’t ruin these boys live lives for one mistake” that we always hear after assaults become public keep circling in my head because what about my life? What about who I could’ve been if that hadn’t happened to me?
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can’t believe the regular season is nearly over. I’m still waiting for the Reds’ year to start.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Where was I when 9/11 happened? Buddy, where WASN’T I?
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I just googled things to do in Newport, Rhode Island and got a link to Town and Country magazine, where I saw this ad
“I licked it so it’s mine” on a base that has beast sniffing Belle’s ass in a very accurate Disney style
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I think it’s time for Ottawa to update their NHL logo. Senators just don’t look like that anymore.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The United States is not defending anything but shareholder value. This child died for no reason other than greed. Anything less than a complete overthrow of this Capitalist Regime means this is just another inevitable death of someone trying to pay for college and dying for oil money instead.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hey Spain. Good job.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
When do we get to churn up Pete Hegseth and eat him as a big plate of sausages?
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 13/07/2026
ICE killed someone in Biddeford, Maine this morning, the 11th fatal ICE or Border Patrol shooting since January. Of nearly 200 people detained in Maine's "Operation Catch of the Day," only 11 had criminal convictions. This is an occupation where our bodies fill their quota.
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ICE quickly cordons off body after agents kill another person
ICE agents killed a person in Biddeford, Maine, on Monday morning, then quickly surrounded the body while state and federal investigators rushed to the scene.Maine House Speaker Ryan Fecteau (D-ME), w...
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cult papa @cult-papa.com · 12/07/2026
it's with a heavy heart that i announce the passing of The Guy Who Hurts Everyone. i didn't always agree with The Guy Who Hurts Everyone, but we always had a laugh in the office when we were Hurting Everyone together despite in public being enemies
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s so troubling and sad to me that people are saying the same things about Lindsey Graham today that they were saying the previous 3,500 days. 🫤
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Dick-save and a beauty!
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Penalty shootouts are a complete bastardization of the sport and I also cannot take my eyes off the screen when they come along. 🙃🥴
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Obama's Iconic 'Yes We Can!' Speech
ALT: Obama's Iconic 'Yes We Can!' Speech
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
anyway if the last 40 years have shown us anything at all, it's that it does, in fact, matter who
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Hoon McMunch (in space*) @biasbe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
One of the hardest things for liberals to understand is that left wing polices are popular when isolated from the scary words the establishment has spend 80 years telling people are bad.
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Bavovna Buff 🇵🇱 🇬🇧 🇳🇴 @global-news-junkie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
You can and should try convincing people.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Did we just see Brazilian tiddies on Fox on the halftime recap. The shot of celebrations at Copa Cabana?
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I didn't even think it was possible for me not to be excited about a World Cup but here we are
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I only just learned that Madison Square Garden is a circle and I want all you people who already knew that to understand how considerate I’m being for not making a bunch of stupid jokes about it because I know you all already knew this.
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Tom and Jerry: Tom Takes a Bow
Alt: Tom and Jerry: Tom Takes a Bow
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Motivational speaker to a group of young porn addicts: what ya need is less amateur teens, and more proteins. <crickets>
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 07/06/2026
James Dolan invited his friend Donald Trump to watch Game 3. In order to do that, they have to ban the organic, historically joyous parties happening outside MSG for fans who can't afford to be inside. Modern sports in a nutshell
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Wemby’s non-clutchness is really breaking my heart. That’s two key TOs in two games. 🫤
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Do we think 68 is sad because both of its neighbors are popular memes?
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Feels pretty good for my second attempt www.82-0.com/share?id=jxw...
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Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Plasma Ring @plasmaring.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Fuck this shit. Can we have Kyle Busch back now?
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I know it declined a bit in the last two seasons but I really appreciate The Boys. Sometimes a feller just needs to do an earnest tweet.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This Reds team probably doesn’t actually suck as bad as this last week has shown. And what makes that a problem is that we’re so starved of hope that what little we get leads us into the inevitable threshing maw of emotional destruction. Because the team isn’t actually good enough for it to matter.
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Aidan Comerford @aidancomerford.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The "gender critical" movement will not leave this trans woman alone, even though she has had to relocate to Australia over their bullying. Marking an LGBT+ person out as a "sexual predator" is how bigots have traditionally endangered LGBT+ people.
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Noah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
If you're using Signal, turn notifications and previews OFF. www.404media.co/fbi-extracts...
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Murdering random Jews in response to Israeli state violence is violent antisemitism. It shouldn't be necessary to state that. And yet
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
so apparently Brian McGinnis has been denied access to both his family and legal representation since a sitting senator broke his arm
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Brian McGinnis' wife has
NOT been allowed to see him in the hospital.
He is currently awaiting surgery for severe injuries.
Legal counsel has also been denied access.
A Marine veteran.
A firefighter.
A father of four.
And his family still cannot see him.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Having a hard time fighting off despair at the moment (due to world events, not my personal life). I am aware that this feeling is basically a luxury given my relative comfort and safety, but I am eager to hear how you all are managing the fear/anger/sadness right now.
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daniel sieradski @self.agency · 28/02/2026
leading the charge against antisemitism by endorsing the criminal actions of a deeply unpopular president in pursuit of a war deeply unpopular with the american people on behalf of a country that interferes in u.s. elections in support of right-wing extremists
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I have no defense of Musk’s running of Twitter (there isn’t one), but whenever I see fighting about that place on here, I do wonder if a lot of people understand how the “Following” tab works. I occasionally swipe to “For You” on accident and the difference is stark AF.
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Henry Snow @henrys.now · 16/02/2026
potential solution: I think the main thing missing in UBI is offering recipients a (non-market) participatory role in production decisions, which would make it both more socially acceptable and more politically durable. production councils, a democratic economy, not a consumers' democracy
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Kid Rock is the youngest Kid Rock fan.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Coinbase ad itself was a rug pull. Genuinely amazing times we inhabit.
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
very excited to have my response included in the latest Boston Review forum against Democratic moderation! here it is, my best argument for why Dems shouldn't "moderate" on transgender rights & LGBTQ issues more generally (as they are inextricably linked): www.bostonreview.net/forum/how-no...
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Trans rights aren’t tanking the Democrats.
Julia Serano responds in a forum on “How Not to Defeat Authoritarianism.”
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
A thought that keeps nagging at me in the most frustrating way: one could write an entire dissertation on why Trump shouldn’t be president before even mentioning that he’s a pedophile. And that’s in no way downplaying the horrid nature of his sexual crimes. It feels like there’s no bottom anymore.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This is all stupid bullshit but I remain pretty disgusted at how things like marriage and having children are treated like Xbox achievements instead of actually loving and caring for someone else. Yeah I’m going to work 70 hours a week but definitely need a spouse, her name is Beth or something idk
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Evil. Nightmare shit. And just to be absolutely clear: It's already evil, even when they aren't killing people and even when they get "proper training." When moments like this burst up, they're like bubbles indicating that the water is boiling. The whole institution is built to enact an evil agenda
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I’m not always making typos but I have been known to take a lunch breal from time to time.
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