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David Foster Flawless

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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can’t believe the regular season is nearly over. I’m still waiting for the Reds’ year to start.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hope it was about the iconic monster truck instead of the iconic cryptid. Let’s layer in every level of unexpected.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You’re sorry, but I’m jealous.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Where was I when 9/11 happened? Buddy, where WASN’T I?
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tommy Kendall out there in a gold 47 while everyone else is running numbers that made them famous in their careers. That’s some weak shit, Tommy. 🫤
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think the AI bot they used for this has only seen images of meat at RFK’s house.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Both of you are the exact bigots you’re accused of being.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
“Anti-Israel fervor” is just common empathy.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I just googled things to do in Newport, Rhode Island and got a link to Town and Country magazine, where I saw this ad
“I licked it so it’s mine” on a base that has beast sniffing Belle’s ass in a very accurate Disney style
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Buddy, the only reason I even stopped to look at this post is because there’s sideboob in the pic.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I think it’s time for Ottawa to update their NHL logo. Senators just don’t look like that anymore.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I know we can still compare artists to each other despite the subjective nature of basically the entire endeavor, but facing directors off against each other like it’s a sports GOAT debate is some really silly behavior.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Another entry in the Centrist/Lib Nihilist Diaries.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The United States is not defending anything but shareholder value. This child died for no reason other than greed. Anything less than a complete overthrow of this Capitalist Regime means this is just another inevitable death of someone trying to pay for college and dying for oil money instead.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hey Spain. Good job.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Dang, cut down in the line of duty working The Case of the Missing Sick Belt Buckle.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Heg is like, THE avatar for people who believe in absolutely nothing.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
When do we get to churn up Pete Hegseth and eat him as a big plate of sausages?
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Sais* Zut 🥴
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Je ne said quoi 😕
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 13/07/2026
ICE killed someone in Biddeford, Maine this morning, the 11th fatal ICE or Border Patrol shooting since January. Of nearly 200 people detained in Maine's "Operation Catch of the Day," only 11 had criminal convictions. This is an occupation where our bodies fill their quota.
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ICE quickly cordons off body after agents kill another person
ICE agents killed a person in Biddeford, Maine, on Monday morning, then quickly surrounded the body while state and federal investigators rushed to the scene.Maine House Speaker Ryan Fecteau (D-ME), w...
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I am, therefore I’ve an age.
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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 12/07/2026
it's with a heavy heart that i announce the passing of The Guy Who Hurts Everyone. i didn't always agree with The Guy Who Hurts Everyone, but we always had a laugh in the office when we were Hurting Everyone together despite in public being enemies
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s so troubling and sad to me that people are saying the same things about Lindsey Graham today that they were saying the previous 3,500 days. 🫤
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He was a good Chap, Man. ❤️
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A Damn Schitt
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
That was entirely justified though. Dude should be ashamed.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Or better yet, that his candidacy would have even gotten any momentum if this were known from the jump.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The main problem with this argument is that he’s assuming the primary results wouldn’t have looked any different if people had known the very credible rape accusation BEFORE they voted.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sounds like Kurt Cobain. 👀
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Wait until they learn that any amount of time can be divided into quarters and accurately describe as such.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Technically intent doesn’t matter, but even with that in mind it’s a terrible call. Purely accidental contact, shame for the Bosnian guy, but that shit happens.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Dick-save and a beauty!
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Penalty shootouts are a complete bastardization of the sport and I also cannot take my eyes off the screen when they come along. 🙃🥴
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Holy shit, do you promise?! 🥹
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Please, we’re begging you all to just believe in something.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Add “extremism” to the list of words that have been strangled of their meaning.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This feller and I have a very different view of the phrase “try it.” He was all gas, no brakes IMMEDIATELY.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Obama's Iconic 'Yes We Can!' Speech
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
anyway if the last 40 years have shown us anything at all, it's that it does, in fact, matter who
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Hoon McMunch (in space*) @biasbe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
One of the hardest things for liberals to understand is that left wing polices are popular when isolated from the scary words the establishment has spend 80 years telling people are bad.
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Bavovna Buff 🇵🇱 🇬🇧 🇳🇴 @global-news-junkie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
You can and should try convincing people.
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Zack Greinke Gives Thumbs Up for Kansas City Royals
ALT: Zack Greinke Gives Thumbs Up for Kansas City Royals
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Did we just see Brazilian tiddies on Fox on the halftime recap. The shot of celebrations at Copa Cabana?
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David Foster Flawless @flawless.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Does it make your legs shake? Does it make you go crazy?
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I didn't even think it was possible for me not to be excited about a World Cup but here we are
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