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Cabbage Patch Squatch

@flavorcryptid.bsky.social
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Glowing rectangle enthusiast

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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me when i
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bdonnelly @bdonnelly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like he owns a Hooters-branded Discover Card
Secretaryof Homelandsecurity Markwayne Mullin
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Amateur Expert Opinions @amateurexpertop.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i can't imagine than anything so fucking trifling & inessential at very this moment unless it's some golden wisdom about running an insurgency war
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 22/05/2026
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
To all who celebrate
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 08/04/2026
Americans suffer from a desperate need to believe in the inherent goodness of the American electorate--the idea that a voter in 2024--after nearly a decade of unfiltered, widely broadcast, deeply fascist rhetoric from Donald Trump--was simply "tricked" by a Facebook algorithm or a Fox News segment.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
sam altman is going to need to build such a big winchester house for all the ai psychosis family annihilation ghosts
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 09/03/2026
your average r/stocks poster now has "William T Sherman didn't go far enough" as a baseline, things are going Well for capitalism I see
WTI crude is up 24%
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This is what we get for Abraham Lincoln not letting General Sherman absolutely shitface the entire South. This is what we get for letting Southerners vote in the first place. Get ready folks, the best is yet to come! The dumbest people in the US are the ones with all the voting power, yay!!
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 04/03/2026
Ah, yes, the invaluable wisdom of the markets.
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Stevoisiak @stevoisiak.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for * Google AI Summaries * YouTube Ask button & chat summaries * GitHub Copilot * Facebook AI chat * X's Grok buttons * Deviantart DreamUp * Booru AI images * And more github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
Google with AI buttonsGoogle without AI buttons
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
AI is like they invented a way to sometimes turn gravity down to 20% and everyone went "yay, we can just moon-bounce everywhere!" And now they're all "oh no, my gummy bones!"
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Regina Schrambling @gastropoda.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
NextDoor first made me realize I lived among people who would have turned in Anne Frank and her family.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws. Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
THIS MAN IS YOUR FRIEND. HE FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM.
Kid pulling back to knock out a fascist
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Cabbage Patch Squatch @flavorcryptid.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
What I'm wearing to the bsky Valentine's ball.
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ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Replacing all 50 senators with a random selection of 50 Americans would stop the Trump agenda on its tracks
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
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Cabbage Patch Squatch @flavorcryptid.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The degree to which these people should be locked in an asylum cannot be overstated
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/02/2026
Seeing Dunkin’ ad:
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/02/2026
this is so funny, god bless louise lucas, Hero of the Commonwealth
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Again, in any functional democracy he is no longer president tonight.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
head 5
A drawing of a man's head popping out of a guillotine saying "as an entrepreneur you know, I'm always thinking about the long game.
Sure this is a setback now, today, but big picture-
I've been knocked down before and I get back up, I just gotta figure out how to turn this to my advantage.
Success is a mindset."
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Johan Nohr @nohr.se · 01/02/2026
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
It's so crazy to see so many politicians running terrified away from even hinting at saying this very simple, very obvious, extremely popular thing, which also happens to be a clear moral imperative.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
My old gym trainer, who posts exclusively about body building, business grindset, construction projects, and whoever he is dating at the moment, posted this at 2am
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Only caring about your own rights is exactly how you lose them. Says Skeletor looking at all the open carry sword folks.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Remember the Bundy insanity during the Obama years? Armed guys occupied a federal office and one of their buddies took position with a sniper rifle aimed at federal agents? Exactly how many of those guys were shot and killed?
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Cabbage Patch Squatch @flavorcryptid.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
youtu.be/59PYoMzgh0U?...
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How to Protect Your Neighbors from ICE Terror
YouTube video by Black Flag Civilian
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Vibes only @brazuca.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Here is a good opinion:
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The Jack of Kingfield @thejackofkingfield.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Mood in minneapolis right now
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
the mood is not subtle
Sign reading
EXECUTE DONALD TRUMP
HIS ENTITE ADMHISTRATION AND ALL THOSE COMPLICIT
HANG THEM ALL
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
From this moment forward (and before, but clearly now): -If you work for ICE. -If you vote for money for ICE. You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/01/2026
Stand With The Sinister Minnesotans Against ICE store.theonion.com/products/siniste…
Stand With The Sinister Minnesotans Against ICE

Net proceeds will be donated to local organizations in Minnesota
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Potato Of Reason @potatoofreason.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
the agent who disarmed Pretti fired Pretti's gun into the ground @chadloder.bsky.social, note the pavement impact
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
the regime considers all resistance violent resistance. you chanting while holding a sign and carefully remaining on the sidewalk is as worthy of the death penalty to them as someone throwing a Molotov.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
there must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect
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Cabbage Patch Squatch @flavorcryptid.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The time when this could have been resolved using the conventional tools of justice has come and gone.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Yesterday, Minneapolis gave us hope. That’s what they’re trying to kill: the will of a people who are willing to fight them.
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Cabbage Patch Squatch @flavorcryptid.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This is what they did. Repost until they can't suppress it.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
executions in the street.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I look forward to the establishment of a Wiesenthal Center-like organization dedicated to identifying and hunting former DHS agents so that they may be held accountable.
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Cabbage Patch Squatch @flavorcryptid.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I see you, Minnesota. Your actions will be an example for more cities to come. When it's our turn to put the fear back into fascists, I'll be there and I'll be thinking of you.
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Christopher Terry @christopherterry.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.
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