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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

“So it was, on that misty morning, that Brenda set off for the capital. She knew not what she would find there, only that the time had come to move on - away from small-minded rural attitudes and people who called her ‘Oreo’ and ‘the wide panda’ - to seek a more fulfilling life.”

A belted galloway cow walking into the mist, on a Dorset lane, towards a bold, unpredictable future. You can see half of my car in the background. It looks remarkably clean, by normal standards. When one of my wife's work colleagues asked her "What car does your husband drive?" she answered "I can't remember what make it is but it's the really dirty one that sometimes turns up in the car park here" and her colleague immediately said "Oh yes, I know the one."

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

right-clicking you to bring up a context menu

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 18/10/2023

[alphabet committee] boss: okay what comes after V designer: two Vs kissing boss: what designer: then two Vs doing it boss: wait designer: then a V with a huge dong boss: designer: two Vs 69ing

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Jooooohhhh No! @josefoshea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

What a weird world we live in - Ukraine hits a data centre deep in Russia - Irish twitter users see racist posts about IPAS centres in Offaly fall off a cliff

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

All of it or just a boner part?

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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Do we think he's made an AI to fuck his wife too?

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Simon🦑 @flatsquid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Corrie drama as Daniel Craig's new role brings gay throuple storyline to the soap. "This is an entirely different 'bond' for me!" he winked cheekily.

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Simon🦑 @flatsquid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Horror stories rarely happen in cottages.

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Simon🦑 @flatsquid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Whilst it is very generous of yourself to provide your shit for the vegetarians/vegans I strongly suspect they'll decline and ask for silt 🤔

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Simon🦑 @flatsquid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Gets an alert on doorbell cam only to find this. Might just never use the front door ever again

Black and white infrared, and badly out of focus, image of what appears to be a spider from underneath. You can just make out approx 6 legs, but the distorted image is very reminiscent of the facehuggers from the Alien films.

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Dr Kat Day (she/her) 🎃 🌒 @chronicleflask.katday.com · 01/10/2026

Another week, another “we’re vaguely familiar with the basic premise of the story while at the same time wilfully missing the entire point” moment

Screenshot:

Is this a 3D model?
@IsThisA3DModel

80% of the children who accepted Wonka's Golden Ticket died

Josh Daws
@JoshDaws
Rejecting Al is like refusing Wonka's golden ticket.
Anything you want to, do it Wanna change the world?
There's nothing to it

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Simon🦑 @flatsquid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Couldn't have happened to a nicer car 🥰

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Simon🦑 @flatsquid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just followed me a few mins ago. Reported and blocked.

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Simon🦑 @flatsquid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ah ok. Yes, BP readings are notoriously variable and you really need a set of readings over a few days to get anything accurate. Hopefully just an anomaly 🤞

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Simon🦑 @flatsquid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was hovering around 139 over 79 about 10 years ago. Did some dramatic lifestyle changes and I think I'm at about 134 over 74 now, but this has given me an impetus to get it checked again.

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Simon🦑 @flatsquid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Slightly disappointed the BBC haven't commissioned a series on truckers you have ridden but yes, Ice Road Truckers makes a lot more sense 👍

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Simon🦑 @flatsquid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Returning, but ironically, whence he came.

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Simon🦑 @flatsquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Anyone driving around the Cotswolds after 10pm when everyone else is tucked up in bed with a hot chocolate is bound to raise suspicion. Utter rank amateur terrorism tbh

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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My dream is that Europe/Canada and the UK just build all their own tech systems to replace those owned by the US oligarchs. Short term pain for long term “avoiding being held at gunpoint by US oligarchs.”

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Simon🦑 @flatsquid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I try to keep the ancient cultural references to a minimum but some just slip out! 😂

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Simon🦑 @flatsquid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Last team meeting I had to explain what a Bendy Bully and Brucie Bonus was to a 29 year old 😁

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026

this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Just read this in a single sitting and I think I need a bit of thinking time now. Raw and stark and baffled by the hollow, tinny strangeness of it all. Basically, another unflinching study of male desperation to put alongside his other books. Really bastard good. As always. Bloody hell.

Felled: The Killing At Sycamore Gap : Andrew Hankinson

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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Evening repost Jimmy Carr’s Dangerous Suicide Advice theneuroscienceofeve... As it's #NationalSuicidePreventionMonth (emphasis on *prevention*), here's my thorough critique of a supposedly helpful but actually damaging take on suicide doing the rounds, provided by Jimmy Carr #Mentalhealth

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Jimmy Carr’s Dangerous Suicide Advice

There’s a clip going around of Jimmy Carr sharing his take on suicide. And it’s presented as some wise, profound thing. But it isn’t. At best, it’s just wrong. At worst, it’s actively dangerous.

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ESC Liverpool @escliverpool.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Get your skates on! There are just 40 tickets remaining for the European Skeptics Congress. Get your tickets while you still can. escliverpool.org

A traffic signal with a countdown reading 40

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Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

banned myself from twitter for 1 week and opened it on reflex earlier today which is how i found out ringo starr thinks bigger animals have bigger molecules which is why he drinks goat milk bc its the “right size” for humans to drink and not cow milk which makes u more full bc of the big molecules

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Dr. Jens Foell @jensfoell.de · 10/09/2026

Happy to report that I already knew the first one of these fun trivia items about Jesus. But I must admit, the other two came as a bit of a surprise.

Trivia
Christ is not part of Jesus' name. It is a title, and means "anointed."
The Magi who presented gifts to Jesus were in fact aliens who followed the Star of Bethlehem throughout the universe as it appeared before important events.[13]
Two immortal beings, the Sphinx[14] and the first vampire Varnae, observed Jesus during the time he was alive.[15]

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Jonathan Jarry @jonathanjarry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Does anyone know what this show is?

I could describe it, but if you can't see it, I don't think you can help me here ;)

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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My biggest concern is that isn't his actual name but the person writing this post had a stroke mid sentence

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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Simply wonderful. Bravo sir, bravo 🇬🇧 👏

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 05/09/2026

Someone asked me today about my plans for the Fall and it took me a moment to realize she meant my plans for the Autumn and not the collapse of civilization.

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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 05/09/2026

almost word for word

Screenshot of tweet from @InternetHippo:

New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now"

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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

………..Bitcoin is not money. It’s “bored apes” in a suit.

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satanicmonsto.bsky.social @satanicmonsto.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Since I saw this meme it's all I can think of whenever there's a new story like this

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Simon🦑 @flatsquid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Youtube fix it so you have no way of knowing how many people have watched (and thus paid for) the video. My suspicion given his follower count is that it's about zero, but yes, there's going to be plenty of slop on bigger accounts that the muppets will be paying for

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