Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 16hTo extinguish one’s passion for raisins is to douse the very fire of life’s loin. 040
Reposted by Pleakleyira @lashonhara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026my very beloved friend has cancer and needs some support with bills during radiation 💌chuffed.orgSupport Evan & Ana through Evan’s Ongoing Cancer TreatmentHi friends and family and community, 01314
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 21hcouldn’t eat lunch until 3:45 and then slipped and threw my open soup bowl into the microwave 180
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026desperately craving steak pudding french fries and mushy peas with a tidal wave of gravy #YesIKnowSomeThingIsWrongWithMeThatILoveBritishFoodButICantChange 110
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026cabbage for lunch and cabbage for dinner… roughage experts are astounded and jealous of my intake 030
Reposted by PleakleyPleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 25/01/2026really craving the Crumbulver’s Triple Dog Dare Meat Goose Neck and Caramel Swirl Spicy Chipwich with a side of Snickerdoodle Fries with extra Chocolate Ranch 031
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026it used to be so exciting for me to go in an elevator…. these days not so much.. 140
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026he looks like hes going to a non-snack family’s house and stuck 2-4 chickens under his skirt for later 020
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026every 6 months i experience a new skin disease…. it keeps me young #PSORIASURVIVOR 030
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Five episodes of Sex and the City… FRESH pack of Juicy Drop Gummy Mystery Cube Popping Peelers…. Saturday night never felt so good. 040
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You look like Stanford Blatch In '95, bald head was waxed Carrie went wild, at the bar with him Martini, cosmopolitan “There’s not one man left for me in all of Manhattan, All of Manhattan tonight.” “They’re probably all balls deep in some gash from LA! Leave them to their ways…”youtu.beTaylor Swift - Clara Bow (Official Lyric Video)YouTube video by Taylor Swift 130
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just successfully landed my Cessna 150 on top of the Buckingham Fountain. I can’t wait to enjoy my day in the city of Chicago. 030
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026travis kelce’s noxious spunk sapped taylor’s nutrients and minerals and caused her to wheeze and vomit a cry for help into the mic and upload directly to spotify #ShowgirlTheEncoreOnRepeat #TravisMustBeDeSpermed 160
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026bartender sneered when i ordered a gingerale…. so now it’s illegal to order a health tonic at the vegan apothecary bar? 031
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026surrounded by girls with their legs over their bf’s laps on the train rn 030
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026doctor said that even though my progress is slow my mind is healing 020
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I need Charli XCX to come to Chicago for my health. #CHARLIPLEASEHEALMYWOUNDS 000
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026opened my office window and a wasp flew in and sat on my finger while i typed email 040
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026just got word from a dear friend who works in the minting treasury about the new olive penny* *olives can now be used as a one cent piece since copper pennies have gone extinct. in the coming weeks cashiers will begin to use one olive as change for items paid in whole bills that end in .99 140
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026going thru my pants rn… how many pairs of gag jeans are u allowed to have legally 130
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026we have to outlaw upper blephs…. beautiful women everywhere are looking like this now #DakotaJohnsonPleaseReverseTheSurgery 010
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026performing roll with me and immediately going home to watch stuart little ❤️ she is my everything to me 060
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026they should have photoshopped out his #NastyNavel it would have been better if there was just nothing there 030
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Aaron DORKIN should have known to leave well enough alone. We don’t need The Scrotal Reckoning! #ANDREWGARFIELDGAYAT43 030
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026accidentally ate an afternoon cookie in the evening yesterday and it threw everything out of whack 020
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026finally going to watch a movie tonight after my longest dry spell to date (8 days) 070
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026ira’s reading me untrue facts from a FAKE wikipedia page about circus peanuts to enrage and frighten me 130
Pleakley @pleaks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Many of the world’s secrets are hidden between the two halves of a Jewel-Osco hamburger bun. 040
