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FKA sneeetches

@fkasneeetches.bsky.social
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autistic weird bitch too weird to be this hot too hot to be this weird

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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 9h
🙌🏼🙌🏼
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 10h
Although I will say as an adult I’m definitely learning new ways im weird that I didn’t know before. Like i thought I had SOME normal things like I knew I was weird but ya know surely 1 or 2 things are normal but no, I have discovered that I’m also weird then too
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12h
AHAHAHAHABABAHAHHAHAHSHS yes perfect
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12h
Being amongst the youth one thing that always stands out to me as a major difference between millennials and Gen Z girls/femmes/not outright masc people is millennials all have super buzzed short hair and Gen Z has LONG ass fuckin hair
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12h
Omg I hated them hahahaha but I love this for you
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 14h
2012 was a wild year. Everyone had finger mustaches and loved bacon and listened to boom-clap-hey music
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 18h
The owner of Twitter is actively working to manipulate elections and wars in favor of right wing and fascists regimes. Anyone still on Twitter is either clueless or complicit. The transition away from Twitter is pretty seamless. No more excuses.
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 19h
I also came from the sort of environment where the adults made sure I knew pretty much immediately. It might have different if they were less shitty/different shitty and then I got to school with my peers/strangers
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I think I’ve always known. I can’t think of a specific “oh” moment but also can’t think of a time where I dodnt feel like everyone thought I was weird
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 13/10/2026
my neck, my back my entire body cracks
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Cuuuuuuute
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Going back to school is wild. I have a lot of 19 year old friends now and nothing drives home that I’m an Old like being around honestlya bunch of 19 year olds
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ok I have to come back to this after my shower, I’m invested
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Omg is he gonna purge her father Ethan
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ok her bf jumped out of the closet to scare her and if my boyfriend did that to me on the night of the purge I would purge him
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The purge is a terrible idea and they shouldn’t do it
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
less slut shaming, more slut shaman
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wow my which I mean PURGE lmao
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Is the luegw gross am I gonna get grossed out
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That typo is killing me lol
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Some people think The Pirge like in the movie is a good idea like they’re gonna be the ones doing the purging but are you sure
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ok unfortunately it didn’t silence all the bots and cost certain people millions of followers but it’s fun to imagine that it had happened that way. But also fuck data centers generally anyway
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Zelensky come thruuuuuu lol
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And honestly what an embarrassingly stupid monologue. If you’re gonna be offensive say something better than “the girls are wearing short shorts! And you’re not allowed to stare tho! WHORES”
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
SaaaAme. Like I know I’ve been saying that for years but I had no idea what perimenopause in the middle of societal collapse had in store for me.
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You’re allowed to fuck up. I cried today bc I was convinced I no longer know how to read. Being 40 and dealing with life at 40 stuff is tough and you’re gonna be fucking up some shit sometimes. You’re doing great. Really
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Love this for you!!!!
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 11/10/2026
the typos are part of the charm
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yoooo not cool the onion
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When the dog is naughty I tell him I’m gonna sick the cat on him lol
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Man, nobody talks about trying to do real life shit like go back to school as an adult and with perimenopause brain. Just cried for twenty minutes bc I was pretty sure I forgot how to read. In some ways it’s like riding a bike, in others, it’s v obvious I’m no longer 20
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
puppy kitten boob naked pizza weiner (this is not bait)
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A huge pet peeve of mine is when people get animals to match an aesthetic preference but I also can’t help that I a little bit want an orange cat so I can name her Solana and she can be star sisters with Luna.
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I got a cat bc I didn’t want the work of another dog & cats tend to keep to themselves but she’s so friendly, I’m 100% gonna have to get a 2nd cat when the dog dies. When he visits my ex husband & I’m at school, she isn’t stoked abt it. She bops him worse when he comes back bc she misses him tho lol
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When she tries to cuddle him, he gets up and leaves lmao dickhead. But I’ve noticed if she’s already asleep on the couch or bed, he’ll inch closer to her. Baby steps, I guess
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I got this cat FOR him lol he loves cats and always wants to engage with cats, but they never love him back, so I asked the shelter especially for a cat that would play with my dog and that’s exactly what they gave me and he’s just so confused by her
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This cat is constantly jumping on and bopping my old dog on the head and wants so desperately to play and chase and he’s just like WHAT IS THIS ANIMAL. At first he was terrified but he’s figured out that she isn’t gonna hurt him lol
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 12/10/2026
BREAKING: Federal agents searched Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources say.
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Federal agents search Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources say
Federal agents have searched Democratic U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home as part of a criminal investigation. That's according to people familiar with the matter.
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My neighbor is listening to SZA and I can hear it through the walls while I’m trying to bang out this philosophy reading lol. God I love SZA. I’m glad the neighbor does too.
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Do you think shake and bake is as good as I remember from childhood? I bet it isn’t but I remember it fondly
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wym we are halfway through fucking October
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ok what if me and Loki go as Charlie Brown and snoopy? Who should Luna be?
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Whenever the cats naughty I say “I’m gonna beat that kitty up” bc I think I’m so funny
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
in another life, we're coordinating halloween costumes and making out at the party
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FKA sneeetches @fkasneeetches.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Now you wait just a second- sexually transmitted DYSENTERY?!
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
2026 Medieval Edition, where you dodge the plague, watch an execution, and work till you die.
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out these guys are real
A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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