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Dotty

@fizzandnonsense.bsky.social
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Scottish Borders. Deep as a puddle. Commander of lists. Juggler of tasks. Lives with hens; Henry, a cat; Leo, a dug and best of all, @alistaircoleman.bluesky.social.

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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 41m
I know the day isn't over, but we haven't had a single wee (that I've found) indoors today. Delia did poo right by my feet as I was wiping the chopping block this morning though. Baby steps.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 8h
The demonisation of food continues (disclaimer: I've fallen for this & am still trying to unpick a complex & unhealthy food relationship) but what's interesting here is that even in the current fuel climate there is no consideration of the cost of cooking the food. share.google/iT6SPRNDAMy6...
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Cheaper chips and melty mint slices: I try making five common ultra-processed foods from scratch – without the additives
UPFs are regarded as cheaper and faster than homemade dishes – but how much time and money will it cost to make alternatives?
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look how PERFECT this is!! A kitchen still life.
The sitting end of a country cottage kitchen with a battered old corduroy sofa sandwiched between a yellow bookcase and a pine cupboard. Delia and Leo, two Jack Russell terriers are sitting bookend-style on the sofa. Alistair is relaxing & scrolling on a poang chair to the right of the sofa. There is a pine chest with a fruit bowl, books and various bits & bobs in front of the sofa. On the wall is a large picture of daisies. It is a scene of pure happiness.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With Leo, a dug for scale. She's now eating out of his bowl. We are going to be fine! #adoptdontshop
Delia, a very tiny black & tan JRT cross with her new big bro, Leo, a standard sized Parson's Jack Russell. Leo's tail is blurred with the happy wagging.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Delia Rose has arrived. There is a lot of skittering going on.
Delia Rose - a very timid 9 months old JRT cross pup, brought home from the rescue shelter today. She is black & tan with a white stripe on her chest, prominent very scared of EVERYTHING eyes, eyebrows have disappeared to the back of her head and HUGE bat ears that she'll never grown into. She was photographed skittering back into the kitchen and seeing me on the sofa AGAIN. It's not getting old.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, yes, traitors, etc but who is giving us the low down on Claudia's wardrobe? #celebritytraitors
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paulusthewoodgnome @paulusthewoodgnome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'As men in balaclavas try to stop lifeboats saving people, something different is happening on the coast of North Devon. In a community changed by an asylum hotel, new friendships are being forged – and a group of refugee schoolgirls are learning to surf like the locals.' 🏄🏽‍♀️ youtu.be/cP5JCtqOgnM?...
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The refugee girls from Afghanistan and Iraq who escaped the Taliban learn to surf Devon waves
YouTube video by The Mirror
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Berlin curd biscuits. Delish. Not going to help turn the tide on the additional kilos, but it is making the lost cms feel better.
Berlin curd biscuits - circles of butter, curd cheese & flour dough dredged with sugar and folded into quarters before baking
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My annual health check has revealed that I have lost another 3cm. Vertically, not horizontally, alas. The kgs have increased. I'm going to end up cube-shaped at this rate.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Danni sweet chaos queen, you were lucky to get a second week but I loved you #gbbo
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If people don't want to pay tax to make this country function and help out the rest of society and particularly those who need help most... then maybe they should move to Dubai and stop bleating about it. Really sick to death of it.
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Radio Lento @radiolento.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A YouTube milestone - 400 subscribers! ❤️ Here's a new short from our extras series to celebrate. Bookmark for when you need a dose of summer.
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Butterflies and bees in a meadow with the sound of cicadas
YouTube video by Radio Lento
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Terry(spooky owl sound) @terryleopard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will find you and I will give you dreamies
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've just been contacted by first pension company. Probably the smallest pot, but a) it's a start; b) the £249 I paid the company to find the pensions has paid for itself and c) I've now got the details filed, I know how much is in it & I've got beneficiary nominated. #deathcleaning
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I met this fine boy this evening. He was a very sad and underweight rescue 8 months ago - just look at him now!
An absolutely gorgeous Belgian Malinois - about 20 months old and adored by his new dad. Leo and I were quite taken with him too.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also my home made phone 'Brick' worked! £7 and I got to share it with my cousin & I've 28 more NFC tags to play with.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I survived first day back and sensibly finished early. I have the LOVELIEST team. I've missed them & it appears they missed me too.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh and thanks to all the cyclists for your kindness! One of my favourite colleagues told me very firmly that those who cycle live longest, so I was to get back on it. He's a consultant anaesthetist & one of the kindest & cleverest people I know, so I wasn't for arguing with him.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Back to work tomorrow. I've never had so long off with illness. Trying not to start worrying about my inbox before I actually see my inbox and fighting the urge to peek and prioritise tonight. Bath and book, and phone in another room, I think. DND tomorrow morning while I tackle it.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oooh - one for the cyclists: I got back on my bike after 13 months - first time since The Accident. I didn't love it, but I also didn't hate it. I felt the fear and got through it, so that's a win.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My buttonholing has been thwarted by a broken buttonhole foot. Irritatingly, I remember breaking it and thinking "I must replace that:". I did not. FFS 3 months ago me. Today me would NEVER do that. Nu uh.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today is now buttonhole day. And I've made my own phone 'brick' - one of those devices to reduce the doomscrolling, so I'll test that out today.
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please stop sharing the 'smug cat in a shop window standing beside a poster detailing his crimes'. It's AI. How do we know? There's a whole series of them, sometimes the cats ginger, sometimes tuxedo, sometimes it's a list, others a map. Window products are "local" or "village" & are janky AF.
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Col can make YOUR workplace exciting @colken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We Scots have a reputation to maintain and an acknowledgement of the sacrifices of our ancestors, like Jamesy from Govanhill who went out for a fish supper and came home 2 years later
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This - tell us in real terms.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Vinted is also very good for knitting pattern books - this has just arrived (I think I paid about £5 including postage) and it's gorgeous.
Knitting from the North by Hilary Grant - a collection of mostly hats, scarves & gloves which is perfect for me: I'm a slow knitter who gets disheartened if something takes forever to make. Plus I'm relearning so 'new' stitches & techniques can be practised on little things.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Delia is delightful. Very very timid, but she & Leo were darling together. Friday afternoon is adoption day.
A self portrait of me in a stripey top & denim dungarees with short cropped hair holding a teeny tiny bat-eared black & tan doglet in a padded pink harness, now called Delia.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've had to dip into my running away fund for Delia, so if any of you have designs on A, maybe just leave it a wee while, please & thank you.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Delia day. I can't think about anything else until we've seen her. This morning is ON HOLD. Here she is in all her bat-eared "she'll grow into them*" glory. *She won't. Points for who the daddy/throwback was ideas. Mum is a wee std short-legged white JRT with black/tan markings
Delia, our intended rescue pup
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Ded Of Fannyside @edoffannyside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We have an enormous hedgehog by our back door!! I haven't seen a hedgehog for years.
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Spidergravy @spidergravy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wasn’t expecting this ending!
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've pressed the cuffs & hem of the test shirt; had my hair cut; collected a mildly disappointing Too Good To Go box of groceries from Morrisons (more bread than we can freeze/eat but the hens will be happy); taken Leo, a dog for a fab beach walk and have NOT even attempted a buttonhole.
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Terry(spooky owl sound) @terryleopard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Barbie Pig 🤌 I'm a Barbie Pig In a a pointy wiiiig
A new sea creature, bright pink, apparently called a Barbie pig.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still procrastinating so I don't 'fail' at the buttonholes. Related have found out that Henry's vaccination record is out of date (I'm SURE he was vaccinated but I couldn't find the record card). Record card is now in a safe place. And we now have a 'joint paperwork' box which is NICE.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today I shall be mostly curing my abject fear of buttonholes and attempting not just one bound hole, but several EVENLY SPACED holes. There may be swearing.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She looks more like a Delia.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just in case you wanted to see her...
A little JRT black & tan pup with enormous ears and prominent eyes looking just like a pup which has spirit of Beryl bursting out of her
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We've been asked to visit Ella on Saturday. Eeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've just put in an adoption request for a friend for Leo. Another wee terrier - fingers crossed!
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have drafted my will wishes ready for solicitor. This is incredibly life-affirming. It feels like it's a reminder of how I want to live my life so I'm remembered for that - not some vague idea of who people thought I was/wanted to be. I recommend it.
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.
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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THIS. Find a constructive hobby FFS.
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Radio Lento @radiolento.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Follow @lgspace.bsky.social if you don't already. 🐝
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today in sorting my life out/death cleaning stuff, I found out that you can't leave your pensions to your intended beneficiary in your will and no automatic transfer if you aren't married. So extra important I find all old workplace pensions, and then contact them to nominate beneficiaries.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Flipping heck - @alistaircoleman.bsky.social asked me to bake a thing, and I do not think he realised how far out of my mum-baking comfort zone it was, but I baked the thing and it is bloody MARVELLOUS!!
A side shot of Gerbaud Slice (Zerbó) from The Hairy Bikers Big Book of Baking. It's basically layers of yeasted enriched pastry sandwiched with apricot jam and a walnut/sugar paste and then covered with a chocolate glaze.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Catching up with #GBBO and Nigella is the glue it's been missing for years - warm, fun and with really helpful and constructive criticism. It feels like a village fete tent again.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have been out all by my own. All the way to Lidl & back. Definitely back to work next week. And looking forward to it.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have formally finished my convalescence with Colin from Accounts and it was PERFECT.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@dextercrisp.bsky.social Hello you - I'm just checking in. I wish I could make your world a softer place to be. If a chat would help at all, let me know.
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