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Dexter Crisp

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"Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."

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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me: I'm absolutely heartbroken... Distraught... This has utterly devastated me, I feel like there's no future now, I just want to go to sleep and not wake up again Therapist: why not try out a new hobby? fFS
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Four weeks ago today, I was bouncing around like Tigger, on the train to Liverpool, via a trip to Boots for Slidenafil, looking forward to a beautiful, sensual weekend, and booking a nice romantic break in Madeira for the first week in October.
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Think I have a plan to resolve this now, my heart, my mind and my conscience all shook hands on it, so I got a tiny bit of peace last night and managed some sleep. Of course, the reality of everything hit me like a tsunami again, when I woke, but that made what I resolved to do even more fitting.
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
youtu.be/sep5E3ssXLQ?...
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For No One (2022 Mix)
YouTube video by The Beatles - Topic
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yesterday evening, I tried to kill myself. As you will have gathered, I failed. The police attended before I took the pills I had lined up (about 140 opioids). They managed to talk me off the ledge, as it were. They were very good. They took the pills away, at my request. Today is another day.
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fuck everything. Goodbye
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Everything's fucking pointless really, isn't it?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is what Trump did on 9/11.
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1703 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me #lemot
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Lauren Starkey @laurenhstarkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Men will send me emails like this and then go rampaging on the streets of Dover and Portsmouth claiming they want to keep refugees out in order to “PROTECT OUR WOMEN!” Not a single one of the young male refugees I’ve worked with has ever spoken to me with such violent misogyny.
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David/Trout 2.0 @trout61.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Farage posted then deleted this. Threatening to prosecute RNLI volunteers. He is absolutely disgusting. 🤬🤬🤬
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1702 2/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me #lemot
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Coruscating, and important
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
GET THE FUCK IN!!!!!!!! #EVEvMNU
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's the fucking hope that kills you #EVEvMNU
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Pick that fucker out #EFC #TyriqueGeorge
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Rashford showing us all exactly why Everton needed a right back #EVEvMNU #EFC
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Atmosphere starting to get febrile at the Ill Dick... Lose this and it could get very ugly... Still, at least the owners aren't there, eh? #EFC #spiritofkenwright
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We know who he is, now. Time for karma to do its thing.
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Andy Scollick @andyscollick.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Another compilation video from yesterday's fascist paramilitary 'storm' action in #Dover town and at the Port of Dover. #FarRight Some national security-related observations below.
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Oh! What's the bloody point?" Kenneth Williams, 14 April 1988
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Merde alors Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1701 💀/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me
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Tanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Home office has this wtf reaction to Dover ‘ The right to peaceful protest is fundamental to our democracy, but we condemn the behaviour in Dover & the travel disruption it has caused. ‘ At next peace ☮️ march pls wear black paramilitary gear, balaclavas & block all roads. No arrests will be made .
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It speaks volumes that the figures at the top of Reform (Reform!! FFS) have issued more strident condemnation of yesterday's invasion of Dover by hundreds of balaclava'd, black clad thugs, than anyone in Andy Burnham's fucking Labour government is prepared to #worldsupsidedown #fascists #Dover
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Gill Tavner @gilltav.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For comparison www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
bbc.co.uk
Port of Dover: Arrests made as Insulate Britain blocks port
Queues form at Europe's busiest ferry terminal as Insulate Britain shift their protest from the M25.
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1700 4/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟨🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me #lemot
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Remarkably convenient timing www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Black-clad protesters in balaclavas block road at port of Dover in Kent
Traffic on A20 in and out of port grinds to halt as Kent police say they are in attendance and engaging with group
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Looks like Yusuf is about to find out that espousing racist rhetoric doesn't shield you from that very same racism
One senior Reform figure said they believed Yusuf would have to go as a precondition for some sort of reconciliation with Rupert Lowe, whose party, Restore Britain, has eaten into the party's voters on the hard right. Farage has recently condemned Lowe as vindictive, but some of their friends believe a rapprochement could be possible if Yusuf were no longer in the party.
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cunt
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Can't believe I'm not on the list of BlueSky's top 38 most influential posters... * Sobs * /s
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Stable door, horse, bolted etc www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Cambridge University asks former chief crown prosecutor to open Arday review
Nazir Afzal to focus in review’s first stage on support given to professor in immediate period before his death
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Apparently I speak like a New Jerseyite. Spoiler alert; I'm not from New Jersey, or anywhere near it
Map purporting to show my dialect as belonging to that of a New Jerseyite
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I bet Yaxley-Lennon watched that Channel 4 thing about Reform last night, snorted another huge fuck-off line, laughed, and went "fuckin' amateurs"
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm getting notifications from a reply I made to Calgie, ages ago... What's he said now?
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I suppose with it being Friday, Alan Partridge wouldn't have been on GMB this morning? I was looking forward to him telling us all that Reform attempting to subvert democracy by indulging in wilful illegality was "only of interest to the geeks in the Westminster bubble"
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Reform sources say they have proof that the Ch4/Verbatim investigation was faked, as it depicted a meeting between the would-be donors and Farage as having taken place in Clacton, a place which Farage has not been to ever since first winning the seat
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😆😆😆😆
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"It's a hoax, perpetrated by foreign-funded climate change activists" I'm not sure how that's going to stand up in court, to be honest
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ha! Mason looks like someone's disembowelled him, but he's gamely framing it all with loads of "nuance"
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ITN news carrying Farage's woes as their second story, smashing
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just waiting for the "I will, or course, be instructing my lawyers" tweet... Hopefully the criminal type, as opposed to the ones who do libel
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I bet Braverman's on the phone to CCO right now, being all contrite and stuff
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hahahaha... Just picturing Chris Mason wading into the Channel live on BBC Breakfast, trying to get hold of a small boat
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Let's see how the bastard wriggles out of this youtu.be/aXut3s90rUI?...
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Undercover: Exposing Reform's secret donations plot
YouTube video by Channel 4 News
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Breaking #EFC news: Everton FC has announced a change to the club's motto, effective immediately, to reflect the ambitions and expectations of the club's management. The previous legend, "Nil Satis Nisi Optimum", will be replaced by "Admodum Contentus Decimus Sextus Decimus" #fuckoffeverton
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Today's mystery. Why can't I readily buy pot pourri anymore? Why must I venture to out of town retail parks if I don't want to buy it online? When did it stop being "a thing"?
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When Farage says he intends to spend less time in parliament, is it just than he's been banned from The Stranger's Bar?
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just saw Nick Hammond, EFC's transfers guru, sifting rather forlornly through the "yellow sticker" section in Tesco. There was only a couple of bags of rocket, some JusRoll, a pack of Yakults and some beetroot in there, but he kept on sifting through, shaking his head and sobbing
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is Kinnear still 'kin 'ere? #EFC #shambles #fuckoffeverton
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