Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me: I'm absolutely heartbroken... Distraught... This has utterly devastated me, I feel like there's no future now, I just want to go to sleep and not wake up again Therapist: why not try out a new hobby? fFS 230
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Four weeks ago today, I was bouncing around like Tigger, on the train to Liverpool, via a trip to Boots for Slidenafil, looking forward to a beautiful, sensual weekend, and booking a nice romantic break in Madeira for the first week in October. 150
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Think I have a plan to resolve this now, my heart, my mind and my conscience all shook hands on it, so I got a tiny bit of peace last night and managed some sleep. Of course, the reality of everything hit me like a tsunami again, when I woke, but that made what I resolved to do even more fitting. 200
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026youtu.be/sep5E3ssXLQ?...youtu.beFor No One (2022 Mix)YouTube video by The Beatles - Topic 110
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Yesterday evening, I tried to kill myself. As you will have gathered, I failed. The police attended before I took the pills I had lined up (about 140 opioids). They managed to talk me off the ledge, as it were. They were very good. They took the pills away, at my request. Today is another day. 770
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Everything's fucking pointless really, isn't it? 630
Reposted by Dexter CrispRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This is what Trump did on 9/11. 31155942295
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1703 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me #lemotwordle.louan.meLe Mot - Wordle en françaisWordle, mais en français. Devinez le mot du jour ! Totalement gratuit, en ligne, et sans pub. 000
Reposted by Dexter CrispLauren Starkey @laurenhstarkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Men will send me emails like this and then go rampaging on the streets of Dover and Portsmouth claiming they want to keep refugees out in order to “PROTECT OUR WOMEN!” Not a single one of the young male refugees I’ve worked with has ever spoken to me with such violent misogyny. 28961731245
Reposted by Dexter CrispDavid/Trout 2.0 @trout61.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Farage posted then deleted this. Threatening to prosecute RNLI volunteers. He is absolutely disgusting. 🤬🤬🤬 28374204
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1702 2/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me #lemotwordle.louan.meLe Mot - Wordle en françaisWordle, mais en français. Devinez le mot du jour ! Totalement gratuit, en ligne, et sans pub. 000
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Rashford showing us all exactly why Everton needed a right back #EVEvMNU #EFC 010
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Atmosphere starting to get febrile at the Ill Dick... Lose this and it could get very ugly... Still, at least the owners aren't there, eh? #EFC #spiritofkenwright 010
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026We know who he is, now. Time for karma to do its thing. 394
Reposted by Dexter CrispAndy Scollick @andyscollick.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Another compilation video from yesterday's fascist paramilitary 'storm' action in #Dover town and at the Port of Dover. #FarRight Some national security-related observations below. 140994574
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"Oh! What's the bloody point?" Kenneth Williams, 14 April 1988 121
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Merde alors Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1701 💀/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.mewordle.louan.meLe Mot - Wordle en françaisWordle, mais en français. Devinez le mot du jour ! Totalement gratuit, en ligne, et sans pub. 000
Reposted by Dexter CrispTanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Home office has this wtf reaction to Dover ‘ The right to peaceful protest is fundamental to our democracy, but we condemn the behaviour in Dover & the travel disruption it has caused. ‘ At next peace ☮️ march pls wear black paramilitary gear, balaclavas & block all roads. No arrests will be made . 719361
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It speaks volumes that the figures at the top of Reform (Reform!! FFS) have issued more strident condemnation of yesterday's invasion of Dover by hundreds of balaclava'd, black clad thugs, than anyone in Andy Burnham's fucking Labour government is prepared to #worldsupsidedown #fascists #Dover 111
Reposted by Dexter CrispGill Tavner @gilltav.bsky.social · 06/09/2026For comparison www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...bbc.co.ukPort of Dover: Arrests made as Insulate Britain blocks portQueues form at Europe's busiest ferry terminal as Insulate Britain shift their protest from the M25. 916898
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1700 4/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟨🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me #lemotwordle.louan.meLe Mot - Wordle en françaisWordle, mais en français. Devinez le mot du jour ! Totalement gratuit, en ligne, et sans pub. 010
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Remarkably convenient timing www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.comBlack-clad protesters in balaclavas block road at port of Dover in KentTraffic on A20 in and out of port grinds to halt as Kent police say they are in attendance and engaging with group 010
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Looks like Yusuf is about to find out that espousing racist rhetoric doesn't shield you from that very same racism 010
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Can't believe I'm not on the list of BlueSky's top 38 most influential posters... * Sobs * /s 010
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Stable door, horse, bolted etc www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.comCambridge University asks former chief crown prosecutor to open Arday reviewNazir Afzal to focus in review’s first stage on support given to professor in immediate period before his death 030
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Apparently I speak like a New Jerseyite. Spoiler alert; I'm not from New Jersey, or anywhere near it 100
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I bet Yaxley-Lennon watched that Channel 4 thing about Reform last night, snorted another huge fuck-off line, laughed, and went "fuckin' amateurs" 061
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm getting notifications from a reply I made to Calgie, ages ago... What's he said now? 000
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I suppose with it being Friday, Alan Partridge wouldn't have been on GMB this morning? I was looking forward to him telling us all that Reform attempting to subvert democracy by indulging in wilful illegality was "only of interest to the geeks in the Westminster bubble" 000
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Reform sources say they have proof that the Ch4/Verbatim investigation was faked, as it depicted a meeting between the would-be donors and Farage as having taken place in Clacton, a place which Farage has not been to ever since first winning the seat 161
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"It's a hoax, perpetrated by foreign-funded climate change activists" I'm not sure how that's going to stand up in court, to be honest 361
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Ha! Mason looks like someone's disembowelled him, but he's gamely framing it all with loads of "nuance" 040
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026ITN news carrying Farage's woes as their second story, smashing 231
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Just waiting for the "I will, or course, be instructing my lawyers" tweet... Hopefully the criminal type, as opposed to the ones who do libel 151
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I bet Braverman's on the phone to CCO right now, being all contrite and stuff 020
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Hahahaha... Just picturing Chris Mason wading into the Channel live on BBC Breakfast, trying to get hold of a small boat 040
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Let's see how the bastard wriggles out of this youtu.be/aXut3s90rUI?...youtu.beUndercover: Exposing Reform's secret donations plotYouTube video by Channel 4 News 281
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Breaking #EFC news: Everton FC has announced a change to the club's motto, effective immediately, to reflect the ambitions and expectations of the club's management. The previous legend, "Nil Satis Nisi Optimum", will be replaced by "Admodum Contentus Decimus Sextus Decimus" #fuckoffeverton 210
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Today's mystery. Why can't I readily buy pot pourri anymore? Why must I venture to out of town retail parks if I don't want to buy it online? When did it stop being "a thing"? 110
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026When Farage says he intends to spend less time in parliament, is it just than he's been banned from The Stranger's Bar? 010
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Just saw Nick Hammond, EFC's transfers guru, sifting rather forlornly through the "yellow sticker" section in Tesco. There was only a couple of bags of rocket, some JusRoll, a pack of Yakults and some beetroot in there, but he kept on sifting through, shaking his head and sobbing 120
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1697 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me #lemotwordle.louan.meLe Mot - Wordle en françaisWordle, mais en français. Devinez le mot du jour ! Totalement gratuit, en ligne, et sans pub. 000
Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Is Kinnear still 'kin 'ere? #EFC #shambles #fuckoffeverton 020