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Dotty

@fizzandnonsense.bsky.social
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Scottish Borders. Deep as a puddle. Commander of lists. Juggler of tasks. Lives with hens; Henry, a cat; Leo, a dug; Delia, a doglet and best of all, @alistaircoleman.bluesky.social.

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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 1h
Mint is an excellent digestif.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 4h
SAME
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 6h
I hope Ben McIntyre picks this up.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 6h
To be fair I also have this. But today it will solve EVERYTHING. As will tying rags round my feet, wrapping myself up in a blanket and gathering twigs for kindling from the forest floor. My brain is not to be trusted today.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 6h
Euch. It's awful. I'm going to have to mute and switch more off.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 7h
It's hard isn't it? They feel so plausible. They'll fix EVERYTHING. At least I'm not setting fire (metaphorically) to everything. That was some excellent CBT which stopped that one.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 7h
Renting.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 7h
So many reasons why not. It's a reaction to the panic attack, not a reasonable solution.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 7h
Must not buy a polytunnel or underground bunker.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 7h
Horlicks with Propranolol chaser. Highly recommend.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 7h
I am cold. I am tired. I am in the middle of a very long low level panic attack with an existential crisis thrown in*. I am making lunchtime Horlicks. *Don't know why**. Know all the stuff to help - thanks anyway. **Might be something to do with forgetting to bring my laptop home last night.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 13h
Corrr
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh how LOVELY!!!!
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You've absolutely nailed how I feel. Thank YOU.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is a beautiful thread.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
All this "ripen at home" bullshit has to stop.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I have one of those South African Wonderbags. Works very well.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
£200?!!!!! Jeezo
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
FLATbread. The clue is in the name. #gbbo
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Instead of the standard sweepstake, Labs at work have a system where this week's loser has to bake something & bring it in, then people contribute to a charity pot for portions. At the end, the winner decides which charity the pot goes to. Isn't that brilliant? #gbbo
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Same. And now we've thrown Delia into the mix. Nine times out of ten I'm taking her out with my own legs crossed.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I love a wild pee.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I try and make myself in the morning. I have to restrict at night. For The Reasons.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I've started realising that foot & leg cramps & restless legs & arms at night are directly related to how little I've drunk. I also don't feel thirsty - have to make myself drink.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
9 month old rescue puppy - came known with no housetraining. So we KNEW, but memory of previous dogs is much rosier than the reality!
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Same. SIGH.
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Ded Of Fannyside @edoffannyside.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I see the "Internet of Things" is going as well as we expected
bbc.co.uk
Fridges in French supermarkets hit by cyber attack
Hundreds of stores were targeted by the overnight hack, which spoiled fresh and frozen food estimated to be worth millions of euros.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My first thought too. No thanks.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Imagine a very strong Irish accent, in a crowded car: "Jaysus, you've a might strong bladder, girl!!!". I'll carry that to my grave.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I am overactive. 2 hours is an achievement for me. I used to have such a fine strong bladder. My late MIL actually praised me for it.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Delia HAS just discovered her bark. It is at least 5x her size!!
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
All of this. Apparently half 'our' problem is being brought up to wee whenever we have the opportunity - our bladders aren't trained to hold. And then there's all the conflicting advice of holding adds strain. We are DOOMED.
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Pin and Stitch @pinandstitch.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
There are two types of amateur sewist. Type 1: People who want a fun hobby, making their own clothing/accessories/ soft furnishings all the while developing a lifelong skill. Type 2: People who want to fight God. Neither are interested in hemming your trousers #sewing #garmentsewing
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm so sorry.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is such a good tale.
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Bird42 @bird42.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I wish I’d known when the kids were babies that the absolute pure joy you get when you make your baby laugh never leaves you. I feel the same way when 14, 20 and 22 yo laugh. When they absolutely lose it and can’t stop. It’s the same purity, the same love. It stays.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This makes me so sad. We're bringing up human beings, not nursing a doll. Sentiment vampires is an excellent phrase - I'll be adopting it.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Our neighbour told him he wouldn't have "done it like that". He's still alive. A is a SAINT.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm hoping against hope he'll turn up. I'm so sorry - the distress of not knowing is huge x
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Schlagobers. Yummmmmmm.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The number of marathons! And ultra too? Flipping HECK!
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And the cake!
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oooh - I've saved that for later. Looking forward to your review.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wow!!!
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Aaargh!! My youngest's is now my home office and sewing room. He's allowed to move back, but into eldest's room. Eldest is on his own now ;)
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Now I'm going to organise the eldest's old bedroom into a spare room/youngest's home base. He wanted the bed in a weird position & it really doesn't work, he hardly ever stays here and it's time. 6 years after he left home... So many frogs.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The frog took 15 minutes. I've been dithering with it for a week. I never learn. Another #deathcleaning step ticked off anyway.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have eaten a frog. Give me a cookie.
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He carries on in mid air when I interrupt. Menz...
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Dotty @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is so important. We are degrading immigrants and watering down the argument if we continue with the stereotype of immigrants providing only low-paid &/or manual labour. Immigration enriches us.
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