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Stanley

@fivetanley.bsky.social
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They/he. PNW. Love to hike. New gym weirdo. Ace

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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 5h
I wish someone had told me years ago that old houses need to breathe (open the windows and doors to create a cross breeze to bring in fresh air) a long time ago
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 8h
somehow lost 10 lbs while out of town for 3 weeks??
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 16h
Skydance now owns Nick, Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, Comedy Central, and MTV, effectively ending US TV animation as we know it. Countless jobs will be lost, and fewer new shows will be created. An apocalyptic scenario for cartoons, yet it's maybe the 5th-worst thing about the Paramount-WB merger!
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 9h
the best kind of date
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 10h
we got a new dishwasher that has a 3rd rack, a removable rack, it holds more than our old one, and…it automatically opens when it’s done to let the steam out and dry the dishes better. I could die of happiness
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 22h
day 6 of weird web october 🕰️ i took apart my analog clock to make a digital version of it jennschiffer.com/www/wwo26/06
jennschiffer.com
jenn's weird web october 2026 | 06. analog
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh I’m not I’m just making a silly pun based on the song lol
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
despite all my rage I’m still just a cock in cage
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tried to explain shanley to a coworker today and accidentally dumped a lot of lore
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
love too come home with yet more bullshit to deal with…life can you not plz
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
they should invent a smart watch that looks nice
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
only one more leg of the drive before I’m back home to my own bed, a kitchen to make a home cooked meal, and an opportunity to get back to the gym. 3 weeks is a long time to be on the road
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
stumbled upon an old voicemail from a good friend from a part of my life I love and I’m trying to leave behind caused some feelings lol
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think I like “fall” more than Halloween itself. I love the leaves, chilly weather, grey skies, rain, fires, coffee, pumpkin treats, dark/malty beers (although I don’t drink much anymore)
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what do you mean Kelly Carlson sang Golden in the original key and nailed it…is there anything she can’t do
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh shit I missed this
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I will forgive Bernie for giving James Talarico my number and James takarico for blowing up my phone every day, simply because I hate Ken Paxton even more than I am annoyed by all the messages
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Yes, I fell for the "Got your nose" trick, but that shouldn't distract us from the real issue of nose theft in our society
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
update: had an increase in anxiety (but I was already anxious about other things as per usual) but no other side effects. A+ would recommend not being hospitalized if you get covid or flu. would get stuck again
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so gay I can’t choose between keyboard colors
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
final fantasy tactics advance
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 29/09/2026
A key component of the Cambridge Analytica outrage was your friends subjecting you to data theft without your consent or knowledge. Facebook is running the same playbook on your text messages. Even if you’re not on Meta properties, they’re ingesting your interactions.
Aten installed Muse on both his iPhone and a Mac mini that he uses to test out various Al agents and tech. It took Meta a single day to begin "helpfully" pitching article ideas based on texts he'd sent to a podcast co-host.
When he asked Muse how it got the information, it said that it read banners from incoming texts. But that's not true, either.
After doing a little digging, Aten says Muse synced 187,000 lines from his Messages database, despite Full Disk Access being Off.Unless Aten is the most popular person on the face of the planet, I sincerely doubt he'd gotten 187,000 lines of text in roughly 24 hours. What happened is that, without permission, Muse went into the app and downloaded the information.
He had not given Muse permission to access Messages, and full disk access was not enabled. It just went ahead and uploaded those texts anyway.
Muse can take "unexpected actions" indeed.
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thought I was gonna have no side effects with flu/covid shots because I got novavax this time but something is starting to shift…
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Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“our product might kill everyone. that said, we would also like to be rich. so it’s a double edged sword”
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please. Do not speak to me about prophecies. We need help right now.
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
falling in love with colorful mice and keyboards tonight even though this one will almost certainly be too small for my stupid big gay hands
a Logitech pop mouse in yelllow
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they need to liberate the McDonald’s Diet Coke formulation so you can simply get it anywhere
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
maybe next year I’ll have time to do all the fall leaves stuff with my camera
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
"china is charging their cars in less time than it takes you to fill up your F-150" is the kind of banal jingoism i always assumed would get us finally kicking it up a notch on serious infrastructure buildout but we were a lot more directly addicted to gasoline in addition to racism than i thought
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*i agreed
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh I wasn’t subtweeting you and u agreed with your post lol
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love everyone accusing Ryan Murphy of AI slop…no fam he’s been this way forever lol. I love some of it and other parts make me groan (I haven’t seen any of the new AHS yet)
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think I’m enjoying slayyyter and other music right now because it allows me a taste of raw emotion I can’t let myself have right now lolololol
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
why? when we already have bluesky??
discussingfilm's post: Netflix has announced a new reality series titled ‘THE NEW STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT’.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
very late to this but slayyyter is very good
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my controversial opinion is every public restroom should have hooks on the door for you to hang bags on
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
invite me to your next hatewatching sesh plz lol
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Oregon Randy @oregonrandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've been fortunate to have this experience happen several times in my life. Look where the stars *aren't* to see the mountain! #MountainMonday #Hiking #Stars #Astrophotography #MilkyWay #Oregon #Nature Mount Thielsen, Oregon
A jagged black silhouette juts up from the bottom of this photograph, lower at a mountain pass at lower right, to the peak with two tops just left of center, and downward after a hump to the peaks left. The left side is not so low as the right side. 
This silhouette is off an entire mountain, with the sky behind it filled with all manner of stars. Especially just up from the mountain's peak where dense brighter clouds of stars, and darker cloudy shapes of opaque dust block starlight, all rising almost straight up from the mountain to the top center of the image. This is a part of the Milky Way we live inside.
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I still don’t feel like I deserve it after our dog’s death, but my in-laws’ dog knew I needed doggy cuddles last night. She fell asleep with her paw on my foot afterward
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's strange how Democratic Socialists - who are being denounced by both parties - turned major deficits into balanced budgets in both New York and Seattle.
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
luckily the Wii is one of the easiest systems to hack at least
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it’s cool that they made second life for trans people
An ad for T-Mobile that says “get started in the T-Life app”The T-Mobile T life logo
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just want a really nice house in the Hampton, a gorgeous kitchen, gay friends who help with flowers and tablescaping, and a husband who’s always away getting railed, I mean teaching, and comes home on fridays. Is that so much to ask?
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
conflicted by wanting to support the new gay bar but also feeling off put by their blatant use of AI that makes their event posters look bad
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
can’t wait to buy the new iPhone duo
A Nintendo DS
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/09/2026
people have been running scam coins like this for like 7 years now, they've only ever been scams, not once has it not been a scam, and everytime someone launches a new one they pretend its not a scam, but it always is a scam. its incredible
hunter biden laptop coin scam crashed immediately
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Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
watching my partner play ffxiv and the quest line demands he prevent the return of bahamut? I dunno, seems like mean girl behavior. Definitely not a girl’s girl, these scions of the seventh dawn
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