Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 5hI wish someone had told me years ago that old houses need to breathe (open the windows and doors to create a cross breeze to bring in fresh air) a long time ago 110
Reposted by StanleyHenry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 16hSkydance now owns Nick, Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, Comedy Central, and MTV, effectively ending US TV animation as we know it. Countless jobs will be lost, and fewer new shows will be created. An apocalyptic scenario for cartoons, yet it's maybe the 5th-worst thing about the Paramount-WB merger! 292520830
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 10hwe got a new dishwasher that has a 3rd rack, a removable rack, it holds more than our old one, and…it automatically opens when it’s done to let the steam out and dry the dishes better. I could die of happiness 2200
Reposted by Stanleyjenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 22hday 6 of weird web october 🕰️ i took apart my analog clock to make a digital version of it jennschiffer.com/www/wwo26/06jennschiffer.comjenn's weird web october 2026 | 06. analog 4327
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh I’m not I’m just making a silly pun based on the song lol 110
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026tried to explain shanley to a coworker today and accidentally dumped a lot of lore 130
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026love too come home with yet more bullshit to deal with…life can you not plz 120
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026only one more leg of the drive before I’m back home to my own bed, a kitchen to make a home cooked meal, and an opportunity to get back to the gym. 3 weeks is a long time to be on the road 0110
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026stumbled upon an old voicemail from a good friend from a part of my life I love and I’m trying to leave behind caused some feelings lol 031
Reposted by StanleyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes 1875563484
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think I like “fall” more than Halloween itself. I love the leaves, chilly weather, grey skies, rain, fires, coffee, pumpkin treats, dark/malty beers (although I don’t drink much anymore) 140
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026what do you mean Kelly Carlson sang Golden in the original key and nailed it…is there anything she can’t do 2120
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I will forgive Bernie for giving James Talarico my number and James takarico for blowing up my phone every day, simply because I hate Ken Paxton even more than I am annoyed by all the messages 140
Reposted by StanleyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Yes, I fell for the "Got your nose" trick, but that shouldn't distract us from the real issue of nose theft in our society 242626291
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026update: had an increase in anxiety (but I was already anxious about other things as per usual) but no other side effects. A+ would recommend not being hospitalized if you get covid or flu. would get stuck again 150
Reposted by StanleyTyler King @tyleraking.com · 29/09/2026A key component of the Cambridge Analytica outrage was your friends subjecting you to data theft without your consent or knowledge. Facebook is running the same playbook on your text messages. Even if you’re not on Meta properties, they’re ingesting your interactions. 182013976
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026thought I was gonna have no side effects with flu/covid shots because I got novavax this time but something is starting to shift… 190
Reposted by StanleySal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“our product might kill everyone. that said, we would also like to be rich. so it’s a double edged sword” 15410
Reposted by Stanleymorrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please. Do not speak to me about prophecies. We need help right now. 214055
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026falling in love with colorful mice and keyboards tonight even though this one will almost certainly be too small for my stupid big gay hands 161
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026they need to liberate the McDonald’s Diet Coke formulation so you can simply get it anywhere 040
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026maybe next year I’ll have time to do all the fall leaves stuff with my camera 140
Reposted by Stanleylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026"china is charging their cars in less time than it takes you to fill up your F-150" is the kind of banal jingoism i always assumed would get us finally kicking it up a notch on serious infrastructure buildout but we were a lot more directly addicted to gasoline in addition to racism than i thought 784368853
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh I wasn’t subtweeting you and u agreed with your post lol 110
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love everyone accusing Ryan Murphy of AI slop…no fam he’s been this way forever lol. I love some of it and other parts make me groan (I haven’t seen any of the new AHS yet) 180
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think I’m enjoying slayyyter and other music right now because it allows me a taste of raw emotion I can’t let myself have right now lolololol 040
Reposted by StanleyJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/09/2026why? when we already have bluesky?? 341624124
Reposted by StanleyThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling… 9287032213
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026my controversial opinion is every public restroom should have hooks on the door for you to hang bags on 1182
Reposted by StanleyOregon Randy @oregonrandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I've been fortunate to have this experience happen several times in my life. Look where the stars *aren't* to see the mountain! #MountainMonday #Hiking #Stars #Astrophotography #MilkyWay #Oregon #Nature Mount Thielsen, Oregon 2509
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I still don’t feel like I deserve it after our dog’s death, but my in-laws’ dog knew I needed doggy cuddles last night. She fell asleep with her paw on my foot afterward 2541
Reposted by StanleyFr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It's strange how Democratic Socialists - who are being denounced by both parties - turned major deficits into balanced budgets in both New York and Seattle. 214107563041
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026luckily the Wii is one of the easiest systems to hack at least 100
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026it’s cool that they made second life for trans people 070
Reposted by StanleyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture 5065971721
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I just want a really nice house in the Hampton, a gorgeous kitchen, gay friends who help with flowers and tablescaping, and a husband who’s always away getting railed, I mean teaching, and comes home on fridays. Is that so much to ask? 1110
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026conflicted by wanting to support the new gay bar but also feeling off put by their blatant use of AI that makes their event posters look bad 0110
Reposted by Stanleyonion person @junlper.beer · 09/09/2026people have been running scam coins like this for like 7 years now, they've only ever been scams, not once has it not been a scam, and everytime someone launches a new one they pretend its not a scam, but it always is a scam. its incredible 1053638536
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026watching my partner play ffxiv and the quest line demands he prevent the return of bahamut? I dunno, seems like mean girl behavior. Definitely not a girl’s girl, these scions of the seventh dawn 040