Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026oh boy I thought this was fake but it turns out to be real 020
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026they need to make this version of twizzlers available year-round. They are simply the best 370
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026falling in love with colorful mice and keyboards tonight even though this one will almost certainly be too small for my stupid big gay hands 161
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I still don’t feel like I deserve it after our dog’s death, but my in-laws’ dog knew I needed doggy cuddles last night. She fell asleep with her paw on my foot afterward 2541
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026it’s cool that they made second life for trans people 070
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026we’re watching the summer Hikaru died and there’s a character who looks like Mike Lindell?? 120
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Kacey musgraves and this little breathing exercise app really getting me through this week of our little guy passing and my partner in the ER again 290
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026thanks to everyone who reached out and had well wishes. Unfortunately today we had to say goodbye to our best boy Eddie. You’ll always be with us little muffin 11270
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 24/08/2026we’ve been concerned about our little guy all day. I thought today was going to be the day we had to put him down but nothing conclusive from the vet yet. I’ve just been crying all day. This is my first pet, I don’t know how people sign up for a repeat of this experience. send good vibes his way 5034011
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This was in response to someone sharing an article about the mRNA cancer vaccine having success in a phase 3 trial 150
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026new lore dump for my siblings apparently (growing up in Utah is weird) 180
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 09/08/2026reposted this on my IG but I keep forgetting my family follows me there soooo I guess this is how y’all discover chuck tingle 170
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 16/07/2026we don’t turn the big light on while cooking (but I do leave cabinets open constantly) 2260
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 16/07/2026debating on what to do with my hair and beard and missing when I looked like this lol 6871
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I kinda want a gengar from this artist. I love the pixelated style 120
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 04/07/2026what do you mean I wasn’t born built like funky Kong? 060
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 02/07/2026me to our chihuahua mix diva who has been whining for 6 hours because his bed isn’t perfect (and he keeps messing it up after we fix it): 010
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 23/06/2026in case you were wondering what it’s like for me to by your sibling 0140
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 17/06/2026it’s a miracle I’m employed any given day of the week 1110
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 10/06/2026we’re watching the boroughs and why is Alfred Molina doing so much for me specifically 2180
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 03/06/2026looking at new vehicles because I need a higher ceiling for my partner but man, it’s wild how much cheaper it is to get from Portland to SLC on electric vs gas (and the Subaru trailseeker isn’t even the best EV in that regard). Mines the 22 RAV4 260
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Railroad stripe, apparently also called a hickory stripe. Some variations of this 240
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 20/05/2026never heard of him before but he seems to have changed his tune 120
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 12/05/2026it’s wild how they dropped the new kh4 trailer at the end of Daredevil: Born Against season 2 000
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I just have unreasonable gym goals…what do you mean I don’t have the genetics to look like this 190
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I know I’m on the mailing list for a gay leather shop but sometimes I read their emails and I’m like “we get it already, Mr. S, you’re horny” 0120
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 02/04/2026anthropic researchers said mrs. krabappel and principal skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me 060
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 28/03/2026what if you had to take the device out into the sun on a device with no backlight that you couldn’t see it if the sun reflected on the screen, and what if that game was also produced by hideo kojima? 010
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 22/03/2026is this husband on secret lives of Mormon wives a little fruity or is the bar for straight men just so low that when a straight guy is respectful to women and devoted to making his wife’s dreams come true it’s perceived as gay? 3140
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 07/03/2026satan smiled in delight when swifter invented this annoying-as-fuck thing to use. the dusters either tear or never stay on 150
Stanley @fivetanley.bsky.social · 06/03/2026seeing clips of Quibi’s The Golden Arm was one of the delights that kept me going back in the covid lockdown days 162
