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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just want a really nice house in the Hampton, a gorgeous kitchen, gay friends who help with flowers and tablescaping, and a husband who’s always away getting railed, I mean teaching, and comes home on fridays. Is that so much to ask?
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
conflicted by wanting to support the new gay bar but also feeling off put by their blatant use of AI that makes their event posters look bad
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
can’t wait to buy the new iPhone duo
A Nintendo DS
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
watching my partner play ffxiv and the quest line demands he prevent the return of bahamut? I dunno, seems like mean girl behavior. Definitely not a girl’s girl, these scions of the seventh dawn
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
what if you could just own your favorite media for a one time fee
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
gay roughhousing? In this economy?
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
deleted the previous post, I guess a lesson on sharing too much publicly. I appreciate the condolences but the reposting felt weird so that’s why I removed it. I don’t really need a bigger audience for grief at the moment.
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I need to make an appliance decision and it’s kind of eating at me haha. Anyone go through buying a dishwasher lately?
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
kinda kicking myself for not giving gay bars more of a chance in my youth
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I realized long ago yet here I am still click clacking away
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social@sorrowscopes.bsky.social
Pisces: Consider your career choices. It's never to late to realize that you've wasted your life.
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
we’re watching the summer Hikaru died and there’s a character who looks like Mike Lindell??
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
vegetarians…what are you making for thanksgiving/holidays?
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
seeing old photos of myself…I used to be cute
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
on second thought, going to puppy yoga is probably a bad idea in this emotional state lol. I would definitely fall in love with one and bring them home
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
you ever just get the dot hack sign song stuck in your head for no reason
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
wanting community irl…who am i anymore
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
it is weird to think about all the gay dudes I want to look like also having a bit of not feeling $gender enough. we are all a bit of a mess of gender aren’t we
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
never had i been so willing to just let a software vendor like @1password.bsky.social bill me for the rest of my life: great app, good service, could easily recommend to friends and family. Now i’m switching and not renewing because fuck DHH’s racist tirades
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
all I need is 1.675 million dollars for a house, is that so much to ask
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I wish someome could tell me what to do with my hair (it’s much longer and shaggier than in my profile pic). I like my barber but I also kinda want someone who could help me find a look to go for that would make me look good
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the Taco Bell app now seems to respect my volume setting instead of narcing on me with the bell sound every time I order something
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
reading someone I admire’s blog post about how they’re shipping 2k PRs a month and I’m just not built like that, even with AI lol (nor does my company allow for that kind of spend)
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
drive multiple hours to hike and take photos? yes please drive multiple hours just to eat and turn around? eh
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
reading Reddit about AI is weird…”all these people pushing ideologies about electricity usage and water usage are [r word]”…sorry I care about having water to grow food and drink and bathe in? or clean air to breathe? silly me
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
has anybody else felt like AI has made the social aspect of coding together / PR reviews a lot less fun? I might just be in a weird situation lately with work but I feel that
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
what do people recommend instead of 1password that works on windows/mac/ios/linux? do not suggest last pass lol
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i would like to compartmentalize my burnout and feelings so i can continue caregiving. I don’t have time to fall apart right now. there is too much i need to take care of
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
according to the blogs,
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
everything looks stable enough for now, thankfully. we’re back home
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Kacey musgraves and this little breathing exercise app really getting me through this week of our little guy passing and my partner in the ER again
A screenshot of the Breath Coach app
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
watching the AI enthusiasts on LinkedIn reinvent the concept of diffs is so funny to me
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I need a queer friend who loves Hayley Williams as much as I do
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
feeling guilty for letting my heart melt a bit anytime I see a dog on my phone or out in public…
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
really missing that app from back in the day called Path
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fivetanley.bsky.social @fivetanley.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
this just in: #butts
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