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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 17h

dude i know right. it like, doesn't matter but the combination of being wrong with that arrogance really has me like this. i'm glad he blocked me actually lol

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 18h

sorry this breaks my politics post ban i will flog myself or whatever but i genuinely was just trying to figure out what that guy was saying and it turns out he doesn't know how to do a very basic reading of his data and he's being such a prick about it lol

Simon Rosenberg@simonwdc.bsky.social • 2h Most significant early vote trend we are seeing so far (yes it is early) is heightened performance among people of color. Here's this morning's
national early vote tally from #TargetEarly broken out demographically:
Race
2022 Count (Share) -
2024 Count (Share) -
2026 Count (Share) -
Asian or Pacific Islander
67,409 (2.69%)
159,046 (3.42%)
80,596 (3.85%)
Black
169,919 (6.78%)
403,793 (8.67%)
214,857 (10.26%)
Hispanic or Latino
137,963 (5.51%)
212,428 (4.56%)
203,024 (9.7%)
Multiracial
O (0%)
1,314 (0.03%)
918 (0.04%)
Native American
3,641 (0.15%)
6,845 (0.15%)
6,117 (0.29%)
Other
O (0%)
6,411 (0.14%)
4,289 (0.2%)
Uncoded
16,852 (0.67%)
12,451 (0.27%)
6,717 (0.32%)
White
2,108,620 (84.2%)
3,853,572 (82.77%)
1,576,687 (75.32%)
Total
2,504,404
4,655,860
2,093,205
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Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social • 2h Even more than heightened turnout among people of color, looks like a
collapse in white turnout. Seeing as we're praying for a whole bunch of Trump voters to stay
home, that seems good.
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Simon Rosenberg@simonwdc.bsky.social • 2h No, that is not correct. White turnout is holding we are seeing a surge in
voters of color. Careful.

functional moron@fiveburger.bsky.social • 1h
1.5 million seems significantly smaller than 2 million?
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Simon Rosenberg@simonwdc.bsky.social - 53m
The overall vote is also down. Please. Basic math stuff here.
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functional moron@fiveburger.bsky.social • 46m i mean white turnout is down from 84% to 75% of that lesser vote total. the overall decline in vote total is, in decent amount because of decline
in white voters relative to 2022 no?
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functional moron@fiveburger.bsky.social •43m actually looking over this the decline is, essentially entirely due to decline in white voters! if vote totals are up for every other race category over 2022, but the overall vote total is down from 2022 how can the
white vote total possibly be "holding steady"?

Paddleboat Galactica @early-adopter.bsky.social • 12m @simonwdc.bsky.social Are we misreading that absolute turnout is up among every demographic (vs 2022) except among whites, where it is
down? Please correct if so!
Simon Rosenberg@simonwdc.bsky.social•8m I'm going to try to do this one more time. The dynamic we are seeing is a surge in voters of colors. That is the dynamic. Yes that means that the white share is down as an overall percentage, but the drop in the raw white vote is about the same as the drop in the overall vote so I do not
believe
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Simon Rosenberg
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that is appropriate to call it a collapse of the white vote. But you guys are free to do and say whatever you want except this - please do not lecture me on how math or percentages work. It's
ridiculous.

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i would respectfully suggest that the minnesota freedom fund take this shit off their website since it is not representative of any of the work they are doing now- which appears to just be a bunch of vague silicon valley speak around“support”

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$20,412,23
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immigration bonds
$6,200,70
Regranted to local partners

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i believe that @verydumbidiot.bsky.social has created the perfect trade for all involved here

trade rudy, donte and cody williams to the knicks, KAT goes to the wolves and bones hyland to the nets

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

this is the best photo i got of me in my attempt at a 90s outfit for my 90s themed party even though i was barely alive in the 90s

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

having some friends come over to do their first power hour in a little bit

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

for sure but also he’s not allowed to post this anymore imo

When I get ya paid, u don't DM me and send a small percentage to my cashapp but when them parlays don't hit, l'm every name in the book. Yall ain't real
1:05 PM • Nov 20, 2023

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

pretty funny part of the time interview where trump repeatedly refuses to endorse netanyahu

Do you think the Israeli people should give Netanyahu another term?

Well, I can only say that I'm not involved in politics anymore, except that we're popular—

You are very popular in Israel.

Like 99%! I think what happens is, in two and a half years, I go to Israel. I've done a lot for them. Done a lot. I've done a real lot.

So should he have another term?

If you think, including the capital of Israel through the embassy, including our beautiful mount on high. You know, that's been under dispute for forever. I mean, including defending them. You know, Israel wouldn't have been able to defend itself against that power if the United States wasn't—

It seems like you're doing a lot of work for him. Should he have another term?

No, my primary thing—I do want to help them defend Israel. My thing that I mention all the time is Iran cannot have a nuclear power because they are crazy and you can’t let crazy people have nuclear weapons.

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i've been really wrong about a lot of things but this is maybe the most wrong i've been about something. i really thought the piggies would want some slop!

Trump recently promised $5,000 checks to
every adult citizen if Republicans win the U.S. House and Senate majorities in November. In this WI poll, 29% say they favor this, 70% say
they oppose this. #mulawpoll

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

my wife, who is not online will sometimes ask me things that make my brain short circuit lol

Wife asked who nate silver is I asked if she was joking and she said no

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

christ man it's getting so grim. this is a 4 minute video of a guy just talking about how much he wants to work for elon musk and awkwardly complimenting him over and over

youtube channel ad that just has "elon is a funny mother" on a white board

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

ok it turns out only 3 of the 6 episodes aired “due to controversies around the content” but tv used to be nuts lol en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cha...

• Internal temperature beginning at 110 °F (43 °C) and increasing toward a maximum of 150 °F (66 °C).
• Movement of the chair beginning at the second level; first back and forth, then up and down, then 270 degree rotations, and complete circles.
• Jets shooting flames around the contestant.
• Wind gusts of 40 miles per hour
(64 km/h).
• Air cannons periodically blasting toward the contestant
with up to 140 miles
per hour
(230 km/h)
winds.
• Simulated earthquakes,

Internal
temperature beginning at 30 °F (-1 °C)
and decreasing toward a minimum of
-20 °F (-29 °C).
• Contestant occasionally sprayed with water, causing ice to form on
their body.
intensity.
• Electrodes contracting the player's muscles.
• Oxygen levels
gradually descending to 70%.

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ok sorry i'm still going but i guess this is a generational thing but i've literally never heard of this norm! and my question would be...why? why do you care if someone has a drink while they have to talk a bunch??

The "iced coffee at an interview" thing is driving me insane because apparently it's lost cultural knowledge that you're not supposed to be
eating or drinking when conducting a certain level of serious business
with another person.

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

this is the duck she made that got to the second round. his name is cobbler and he's such a beautiful boy.

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

basically any topic people are discussing on this website at this point makes me think of this:

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it
depends

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

got out of a 2 hour class where i didn’t have my phone or laptop and the first thing i got was this ominous text and now im scared to scroll here

I feel that there's a lot of news happening this afternoon, stay vigilant, don't get got

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

oh my god i completely missed this with the KSTP poll. 4% lead *in the cities*?? be so for real lol

Region: Another mixed bag for both contenders, as Flanagan now has a 3-point edge in northeast Minnesota but
has seen her cushion in the Twin Cities shrink from 15 points to 4.

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

also everyone could get these for free aren’t they so beautiful?

a print with monarch butterflies that says “migration is life in motion” in english and spanish

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

tw: election panicking on a beautiful saturday, ignore me i am dooming because i think trump unlocked the key with this $5,000 check thing. i think all the dumb hogs who vote for him cause they see headlines about free IVF or no more war are going to see a bunch of this and turnout unexpectedly.

Lutnick says Trump's $5,000
checks for Americans wouldn't rely on taxpayer funds
A top White House official suggested Congress would use a budget process to fund them. Vice President JD Vance had said tariff revenues.

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

folks you already know what time it is

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

i have found that i am a little desensitized to things like images of whistles or renee good because they are everywhere but every now and then a really mundane thing will get me. a friend sent this painting from the fair that knocked the wind out of me cause i had forgotten about it completely

candles in the snow from the day alex pretti was murdered

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

love taking the bus in the suburbs where they are always surprised to see someone at the stops lol

a bus stop next to a big road with no sidewalk

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

my wife seeing a headline about milo being in ice detention and asking me who that is very much had this vibe

“what’s going on with the economy”

“don’t worry kitten”

“okay, yay!”

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

i highly recommend trying out this pasta shape if you ever see it in the store

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

found these bad boys at a random gas station in wisconsin!

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

one of the best television scenes

bojack horseman: It gets easier. Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day. That's the hard part. But it does get easier.

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

btw if you see me posting this weekend this is what i look like while doing it

me smoking a joint with a lake behind me

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

lol it turns out michigan is gonna have some great “i voted” stickers this year www.detroitnews.com/picture-gall...

dancing like~. sticker, made by an elementary or middle schooler

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

me when prince edward knights him and declares him "sir william thatcher"

yuuko from nichijou
@headfallsoff me: i am fundementally opposed to the monarchy and the church as ruling powers. history is a record of their
atrocities
my therapist: that's fair me: but i love it when the chosen king reclaims his divine sword and leads
his army in glorious battle
my therapist: who doesn't
7:46 AM • 14 Oct 18 - Twitter for Android

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

this is something i struggle with a lot when i teach statistics because it’s so true that data can be really easy manipulated but i worry a bunch of students, instead of learning “this means we must critically think about where it comes from” endup taking away that no data means anything ever

Of course.... but the implication (picture &
"research" in the article) is insinuating the cause of accidents, even tho the fine print lists many caveats.
Of course, as a Stats professor said (years ago), "Anyone can manipulate statistics to look like anything."

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