iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

annoyed that almost every game in the playoffs has been a banger except for the two the lynx were in lol

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jonquel is so good it drives me nuts

the dream are just totally suffocating. there’s not a single rebound they let you get easily

it’s annoying that allisha gray is so good at defense that she injured herself

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as someone who is a new york liberty hater i do wish they were worse

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we should pass a law where you aren’t allowed to make art anymore if your net worth is over $100 million.

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 16h

yeah there are many ways i don’t think of them as similar. i think in some ways walz’s ambition forced him to work more with the legislature in a way she won’t really feel obligated to

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and my (extremely small data point extremely uninformed) feeling was that dayton might not have been that way. might be totally wrong and i do agree once he got to the national stage consultants got to him.

functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 16h

that’s fair. lord knows i have a lot of problems with walz but i just know that under him as governor we had some of the most progressive legislation that you’ll ever see out of a swing state with a one seat majority and he was good about appointing people with defense experience as judges

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 18h

i only arrived at the tail end of dayton so i’m genuinely curious what aspects of being governor were better with him because of this.

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 18h

hell yeah i figured there was a tiny chance we had gone but will need to start making a list for when i can go back

functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 18h

what was the bar! wife and i were in toronto for a week this summer and i really loved it

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 19h

my wife is making me debase myself and order her an *iced* coffee on a morning where it is 53 degrees. this is our neighborhood coffee shop! they know me, i have a reputation to uphold!

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yeah i’m gonna read these studies a little bit later to see if they checked for that kind of thing but it’s already been a risk at the highest level when elon doesn’t like what it’s saying or whatever

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as long as the people who are creating these llms have no ideological incentive to program them to reinforce false claims and conspiracy theories we can maybe feel optimistic about this one…..

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this makes sense to me as long as the llms are programmed right because i do imagine the kind of people especially susceptible to believing these things also are the people who will be particularly susceptible to the way llms talk also

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this country is filled with absolute morons who think “well if i could just be president i would fix everything” and donald trump is authentically, truly, deeply stupid just like those people are so electing him was the closest they could get to that fantasy

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

we really did elect some random racist old grandpa to be the most powerful person on earth

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All the talk about the end of the Brewers game has me wondering what my own trajectory might have been had I not hit some obstructions myself, imagine how far I might have gone or where I could have landed if perhaps my own Padres had been different.

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i think one thing we can all agree on is that a marathon is too long to run and no humans can actually do it

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1994 but i don’t think people are alive until they are 13 at least

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

this is the best photo i got of me in my attempt at a 90s outfit for my 90s themed party even though i was barely alive in the 90s

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

it’s good sometimes to be the drunk group on a bus so that you can have more tolerance for when other people are the drunk group on a bus

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

this is such unbelievable loser shit! you lost! go home!

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

it’s tough to know for sure i will continue to gather evidence

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i have become intoxicated for some reason

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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We had too many crying in the club anthems. That's why the kids don't want to dance, all these crybabies killed the vibe

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

ok but like, the values that would lead someone to propose something like that might translate to many of the things a school board member can do

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

they have tons of good music video compilations for em now

functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

hey i only said "some friends" not "my most important friends" that one is later

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

there's a hot sauce store at the mall of america and they have the "hottest horse radish in the world" you can try and it really fucks you up